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The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. OrA story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues. This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns.The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic.πTWsπ•Ooc characters•Cussing•Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes •Hisoka•Idiotic author•No respect for the fourth wall•Terrible fanfic in general •Mentions of sex •If you're actually reading this you're hot•Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family)•(Terrible) Puns•Absolutely no plot•We've replaced plot•Absolute chaos>Plot•By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun•Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun•Damn, still reading this? You single? π•A lot of gay shit •By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs•Mentions of violence/violent activities •Probably moreLike most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos.I don't own HxH yetI don't own any of the art used is this book
Wrong number (HxH)
You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad!Or, in other words:Y/n causes chaosThis slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though!So join Y/n as they- Build a haremStart a cult Illegally adopt childrenGet kidnappedAnd most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together!Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!)Story contains:• Cussing• Mentions of suicide• Small mention of SH• Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read.I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line.(Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)
![My new best friend [Spinel x Reader]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/199950753.jpg "My new best friend [Spinel x Reader]")
My new best friend [Spinel x Reader]
( This story follows the movie plot, so if you didn't watch don't read it. !!Spoiler alert!! )2 years later, everything was perfect. Steven has gotten older(and a neck), with his half sibling (Y/n). After all those years, they finally had got their happily ever after. Until one day, an unknown gem visits them. "Hey! Are you Steven and (Y/n) Universe?" "Um...yes?" "Perfect"And with that everything changes...[THEY/THEM]
*β’Break awayβ’*||Camilo Madrigal x Reader
After a raid of your home town you lead your people to the town of Encanto where you are greeted with the kindness of the Madrigals and one boy draws your attention
Adult Trio Wrong Number (HxH)
Y/n gets added to the Adult trio's groupchat. Chaos is guaranteed Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns.β οΈTwβ οΈ•Hisoka•Cussing•Mentions of death•Mentions of suicide •Ooc characters•Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter.I don't own any of the art used in this story.
Uswnt family struggles
Uswnt fanfic mal pugh is a newcomer to the uswnt autistic and dyslexic with a horrible home life but a great talent for soccer... will she find the help she needs in the uswnt?
HxH Illegal Knowledge
Yoshihiro Togashi might not want you all to learn this, but I do. So now you all get a book of conversations and events that I think are canon, they just weren't shown on screen.Such as:•what happened between Uvogin and Kurapika while they were headed to a disclosed location to fight at•What happened during the time at Trick Tower with all the applicants who passed waiting at the bottom•How all the not-original Phantom Troupe members became members•How Hisoka and Illumi met•Illumi's real nameAnd much more-Trigger warnings:•Hisoka•Top secret information •HxH•No respect for original timeline•Hisoka•Idk, all actions scenes are described as "bang bang pow!" And "Ouchers, I got a boo booπ€" so be prepared igπI don't own any of the art in this bookStill fighting for custody of hxh
charli d'amelio one shots/g+g
Mature Content (18+)And the story includes Charli being the top.
||Slow burn||Camilo Madrigal x Reader
Y/N has lived in the town of Encanto her whole life, with her best friend Mirabel by her side the duo goes through many adventures big and small over the years. Slowly but surely the town flirt develops a little crush..will Y/N reciprocate the feelings or will it be a one way street?*takes place after movie**she/her pronouns*
![My ...? [Spinel x Reader] ~{SEQUEL}~](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/201512152.jpg "My ...? [Spinel x Reader] ~{SEQUEL}~")
My ...? [Spinel x Reader] ~{SEQUEL}~
"You fall in love with your best friend, it doesn't mean that you guys stop being friends. It just brings more happiness for both of you" - AnonymousAfter becoming best friends and living together, Spinel gets some weird feeling around (Y/n). What is it called? Love? Does the half gem-human like her back? Will they get their happily ever after? Or something worse?[Sequel of "My new best friend"][THEY/THEM]
Truth or Dare (Charli D'amelio + Reader/g+g.)
Mature Content:If you don't like smut or bad language this book isn't recommended for you. You've had the longest crush for so long on Charli, you get locked up in a closet because of a dare....
Nothing is so broken that it can't be fixed
Lilian Howard looses everything after her family dies and she's forced to movie in with her mother's best friend and her family of 12. She has to choose between the sweet and caring Alex, and the rebellious mysteriously charming Cole.
The Beginning Of Love
This Story is about Nicki and Cyn how they fall in love with each other after they get out of a bad toxic relationship
Artbook. Traditional And Digital, Paintings And More (Little Paintings Tho) #1
I'm starting another art book soon, this time, that one will many more fandoms involved. Welcome :D I'm Marisha/Marina or Ihavenolife120, I post my art, comics, and other art related stuff here. I might add a story, or why I made it. This is just something that's here Critism is welcomed. Also a warning. β οΈWARNING β οΈThis might contain blood and/or gore. There also might be a LITTLE sexual contentYou've been warned
Marriage contract (T.M.R)
π·π΄'π π½πΎπ π π·π°π π π²π°π π , πΉπ π π π²πΎπ»π³ Also, this story is inspired by Konan froggo's story, she's an amazing story creator! This plot is sortive similar to the author's though, if they want me to take this down I will.
Without You: Jordan Greenwald love story
Lovelytheband's Jordan Greenwald meets the love of his life, Madeline Petch
Mysteries Unraveled (Errorink)
Error and ink have been by eachothers side since they could remember sounds like the usual love story, right?...what happens when someting sinister is at play?.....Stay tune to find outI own none of the characters unless their my oc also some probably already made something like this (bc nothings really original now a days).Error belongs to crayon queen or lover of piggiesInk belongs to comyet
Apple of My Eye ~ Septiplier
Mark and Jack are teachers at the same high school. Mark is extremely strict, while Jack is very bubbly and laid back. Mark ends up hating him, and disses him on his teaching. What'll happen next..?
The Race Against Disease
Josh was always smarter than the other kids. He was especially good with biology. But when it comes to life or death, will he have what it takes to find the cure and save his family? I wrote this for a class...please give me feedback
POV: You Woke Up in Mars *Bruh Edition*
This was made by my friend I just thought it would be funny to share thisThis is so stupidThe cover has nothing to do with the story
Aaron x Reader MCD *COMPLETED*
This is my first book, be warned it isn't greatπChapter 1:Y/N finally escapes O'Khassis but will they come back for you?~Completed~