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LGBTQ+ Humour
Just some LGBTQ+ related shit I found on the internet.....///////////////I don't take any credit for the images I have put here
Bad Boy Roommate ✔︎✔︎
after a prank gone terribly wrong, hayden jones is sent across country to caldwell academy, a school for the bitchy, the dangerous and the rebellious.and if that wasn't bad enough, it becomes much worse when hayden is accidentally put in the male dormitory, landing her in a room with the school's notorious heartbreaker, chase everett.[not edited...like at all]
My Possessive Billionaire
Sophia will do anything to escape an arranged marriage to the arrogant billionaire, Enrique Monteiro, but he has more control than she knows. ***** Enrique Monteiro, a powerful Brazilian billionaire, has gotten everything he wanted in life. He has looks, wealth, power, and women. He travels in his private jet to negotiate business deals all over the globe. His godly looks and reserved attitude makes seems to pull women in. With just a snap of his fingers, he can get everything he's ever wanted. Everything except Sophia Castello.[[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]]Cover designed by Karen Roberts
The Humour Awards 2021 {💀}
Its closed but if you want a good laugh I still recommend reading through it XD.It is award only for humour/comedy stories ran by only me, so no endless waiting for judges.I am a pretty easy person and you will notice.*I don't know if I will do this by whatever or yearly, so title can change in the future*Open {😂}Judging {😭}Closed {💀}
Dark Humour
Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour • • •This is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself.WARNING: The jokes in this book can get extremely offensive. Reader discretion is advised.(Ps: this isn't even that dark at the start lol)
Qurbat | ✔
Qurbat : Nearness, closeness.~•Ezzah khurram Khan, a fiercey yet bubbly girl who can do anything just within the snap of her fingers Shahwaiz omer, an arrogant top business man, the man who excudes power and beauty, heartthrob of the country What happens when they are bound in a sacred bond, a bond stronger than they expected, a bond which holds them closer, what happens when they refuse to accept it and hate each other? With all the humour, insults, fun and joy, will they ever gonna find solance and love?Dive in to see the crazy and lovely journey of these beautiful pairsHighest Rankings Ahead:-#1-urdu #1-shayari#1-ishq#1-desi#1-funtime#1-humour#1-closeness#1-halallove#1-nikkah#3-possesiveness#4-funniestWARNING : If you are reading this book on any platform other than Wattpad, then you're at the risk of malware. This book is only available on Wattpad in its original form by the author @_Zaib_Slight mature content
Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️
❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017-#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18
Beyond His Green Eyes| ✓
#1 in Romance, 23rd May 2020"Precious, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but you're never going on that date."And before I could process anything, his lips were on mine and everything else faded away. ..........He's the calm to her storms.She's his anchor of stability in this world of chaos.When Sydney arrives at her dream college after a reclusive high school year, she has no intention of carrying the past with her. Enter Noah Parker. The playboy incarnate with looks to match.Sydney Lewis. Noah Parker.Sassy girl meets egoistic jerk.Who hasn't heard the story before?But this time, there is a twist.A secret lies in Sydney's past. Buried and waiting.With an increasing curve of chance encounters with the college playboy and seemingly aligned fates, her past threatens to obliterate her future.But there is a bigger problem waiting for Sydney: she's falling for Noah. Hard. She knows what it means to go for the win, but getting love means spilling her secrets.Can Sydney pay the price?
It began with a kiss (Completed)
#1 in Romance (23.05.20)A WATTPAD ROMANCE FEATURED STORY."So the kiss was just a mistake?""Yes." she nodded her head as if just the words weren't enough for him to understand.He looked at her for a moment and then turned around and started to walk away. She let out a sigh of relief as now finally there was some distance between them but then he suddenly turned around and with his hands on either side of her head on wall she was trapped. Again!--------He likes control.She is uncontrollable with an equally uncontrollable imagination.He hates disobedience.She never obeys...atleast not without a fight or asking her thousand and one questions.He is punctual.She is always late...but never more than 5 minutes.So what would happen when this workaholic business tycoon, Liam Richardson would cross paths with a beautiful and feisty Evangeline Rose. Sparks are bound to fly with humour in the air.An office romance. A roller coaster ride of laughter, anxiety, questions, answers, love, separation and union.Word count : 67, 954 approx.Beautiful cover designed by @MilkweedSintheskystarted on: 26 April '20Completed on: 19 June '20
His one and only
𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 ' 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦?'𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯.♥️𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘹-𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦.𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴.♥️
Thiam Humour
Conversations, texts and edited sences of Thiam that I found on Instagram and Tumblr
Who am I texting?
[COMPLETE]A story of a girl who had a massive crush on a heartthrob high school rock band leader Kyle Hogan. Her life turn upside down when she received a text from an unknown number who admitted to be her secret admirer. Me: I understand why you're ignoring meMe: I'm going to slide out of this conversationMe: love youMe: okay byeMe: sorry againUnknown number: Was your father a thief?Unknown number: 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes© 2015 Tattoo Heart #1 in humour | [18.06.2018]***[ON EDITING]*****PLEASE BEWARE OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERROR**
Star Wars: The Humour Wars
Star Wars belongs to the rightful property. These images included have been copied from google images. Everything belongs to rightful owners, I did not make these, unless stated otherwise.The humour of Star Wars.Warning: May contain strong language.
𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛 | drarry
draco wants what draco wants. and if he has to snuggle up to harry to get it, well, surely, draco can handle that. problem is, he's not sure harry can.29,246 words. smut. rated mature. romance/humour.author: sophie frenchthis fanfiction does not belong to me and the original is uploaded on fanfiction.net by sophie french. all rights go to the author and jk rowling.
Apartment 239
Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him.[[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]
Nottoofar || Book 1: Leaf & Paw {Humour + Romance Fantasy}
In a far, far away land of Nottoofar......a former berserker knight meets a spacy druid... {Book 1: Leaf & Paw}...a necromancer rogue is determined to resist her feeling for her former paramour, despite his delicious Orc physique......a duke is stuck in a cave with a dragonkeeper who is harbouring a secret......a merperson needs the assistance of a kicka** sea captain who isn't going to fall for the tailed man under any circumstances......and the rest of my recurring characters show up in this fantasy tale, but this time they wield magic; throw daggers; have tails, horns; and Rhys has got green skin.You really don't have to read my other stories to understand what's going on here. But if you have, I hope this frolicsome story will elicit a chuckle and an 'awww' - or two.
The Mafia Bride ♡
Catalaiya Snyder, a 23 years old businesswoman was obligated to have an arranged marriage to a guy named Mason Mcbelt. She hated the idea of arranged marriage and always dream about a love marriage but unfortunately, she didn't have the best luck in love. She tried dating but it didn't work out for her. She eventually gave up and accepted her parents request to get an arranged marriage.Little did she know that she will be known as the Mafia Bride.Aziel Alvaro, a 26 years old Mafia Leader and a businessman was forced to commit to a deal that he thought he avoided. Aziel was known for his cold, intimidating and fearful aura. Angry and pissed, he made sure that she knows that it was just a deal. Misunderstanding and poor communication can make things worst.Follow their journey to see how they cop when they each found out that they were both stuck in this together.WARNING ⚠️: Grammatical Error; Read at your own risk. ⚠: Family-Friendly
A Kid Played Destiny (✔)
[Book 1 of Kid series]As the title suggests a kid played destiny for behir.A simple, cute love story of behir with light humor❤. Published on : 17th March, 2020Completed on : 21st july, 2020 Cover pic credits :Google (Pinterest)
A curvy mate - A sexy CEO mate
Hi my names Amelia and i'm 22. I graduated from university last summer and am now applying for a job at Crofts Ltd. This multi-million dollar company has the job of my dreams and I will do anything to get it. Nothing will hold me back; not bitches commenting on my size, not men and not my inner demons.***Highest rank #4 in Curvy
Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed)
"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him."I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." **Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede?Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... **Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #BillionaireAmazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -ReaderFantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **
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Kitty Love [Avengers]
When you fall asleep as a Human, but wake up as a Cat, something has to be wrong. Especially if you're picked up by a VERY familiar shaggy-haired man on his daily walk around Avengers Tower...1st Book of the Animal Transformation Series.Slight crackfic & Contains lots of swearingTop Rankings Reached:#1 in Cat#1 in Crack#1 in Bucky#2 in CaptainAmerica#12 in Avengers
The Balcony
She chose her apartment because she liked the attached balcony and the peace and quiet it afforded her. That is soon about to change thanks to a new neighbour. Author's Note: This story is dedicated to my person, my Yang, my Lorelai. I write today because you asked why not. Cover Picture Courtesy: To the ever lovely @AasthaKatrela!
The Billionaire's Runaway Wife
"Say something, anything. Tell me they're lies, that what we have is real. Tell me you love me, Liam." I sobbed. I waited for him to say something, but minutes passed and all he did was stare emotionlessly into my eyes. There was no warmth in them like the warmth I always saw. Now, all I see is a stranger looking down at me for being a fool and playing into his hands. His coldness hit me like knives stabbing my heart over and over again. I had my answer. "Liam? S-say something please. Lie to me, I will believe it. I love you, Liam. I really do."Highest ranking: #1 in Support (28/11/2018)#1 in Discover (14/03/2019)#43 in Billionaire Thank you so much lovelies!
Forever & Always
𝐀𝐯𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 and her family of 5 recently moved continents after the tragic death of her beloved grandma to start afresh, once she starts a new school she wants to be hidden in the shadows for the whole of junior and senior year, she soon gets to find out her neighbours are the Reynolds, it wouldn't be that hard to blend in, right? 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬, the most popular guy in the whole of Eastside High, Blake finds a liking to Ava, much to Ava's dismay, all she wanted was to stay out of any drama, but that won't be possible when you're neighbours with Blake Reynolds. ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙸𝚃𝚂 𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚈 𝙰𝚂 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺, 𝙸 𝚆𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟾. 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝙴‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 :#1 on Bad boy {24.7.2019}#1 on Teen {26.7.2019}#3 on Humour {25.7.2019}#2 on Bad Boy Next Door {23.7.2019}#1 on Teen Romance {9.8.2019}#6 on Fiction {14.8.2019}#2 on Fiction {16.8.2019}#3 Teenagers {26.7.2020}#1 Bad boy {12.8.2020}
Fighter |✓
❝ "Thanks, cupcake," he smirks."Don't call me that," I say and pay attention to the teacher, now reading a new chapter."Don't act like you don't like it," he chuckles and leans back in his seat.The nerve of this guy. ❞***Zac is the new guy that just joined Emma's high school and she's fully convinced he'll soon join the fuck boys of the school sooner or later, but he's here to stay. She also gets a massive shock when she finds out he goes to the same boxing club that she attends.He has a secret he's hiding from society, will Emma be the one to learn this secret?𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐎𝐧𝐞| 𝐅𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 |✓
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TRUTH OR DARE!! [A BEYBLADE HUMOUR& FAFICTION]
MUST READ IF YOU'R A SERIOUS FAN OF BEYBLADE HUMOUR!! (E)=Edited. this idea popped up in my mind while I was watching beyblade....and of truth or dare...;p Watch Kai turn into a vampire..... max make donald trump sing pokemon opening theme song.... tala and ray ripping off eachother's heads spencer being attaked by barbies. hillary finding her true love.... kai and tala going shirtless and posing for fangirls.... GUYS THIS IS MY FIRST STORY!! SO, I HOPE YOU ALL LIKED IT!! I DONT OWN BAYBLADE......[WISH I OWNED IT:(]Created- 2016 April.
You Knock On My Door✔
Cover by @hkoriginalA Short Story...A not so unknown stranger made his way to my door, entering just not in my house but my heart once again.What happens when you find your ex-husband knocking on your door?Fight or Flight?Dive in to know more about Aditya and Sanjana
Native humour
Yes I know this is useless but I got bored and wanted to throw some native memes on here because I haven't seen anyone else do thisThank you luvs for reading my stories