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Dark humor jokes

Warning! These jokes can be very dark and messed up. Some can considered inappropriate. If you're not into that kind of stuff, please don't read this. Note: I don't own all the jokes. Some I made up, others I read.

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My FanGirl [HUMOR]✔

#1 in humor on 24.01.2018Picture this-You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day starts looking at his picture on the wall of the bedroom and ends with the same.One day you are standing near the window of your room and what you see next makes you freeze....You see your favourite singer ,your crush standing with a mug of coffee in his hand on the window of the room opposite to your bedroom.Dream come true, right?'Chashmish' is what he calls her. 'Rockstar' is what he prefers. What happens when two completely different worlds collide?Sparks?Explosion?ORLove with a solid taste of humor. Come fall in love with our crazy malhotra and his Fangirl❤--------*CONTAINS HINDI DIALOGUES*

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The Girl He Never Noticed

Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. -When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? *****When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her?[[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]]The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33)Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

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50 Dark humor jokes!!!

This book has topics some people may find offensive....You have been warned!!!Now read the damn book and don't cry about some joke you don't like because no one wants to hear your damn opinion. Thanks, love you guys!!!

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Crazy best friends (Humor) ✔️

Highest ranking - #1 in Humor (24/12/2017) She is fire, he is an extinguisher. Both of them together personify craziness. Its a story of two best friends who are together since childhood and support each other in everything they do. What will happen when someone else comes to their life. Give it a shot. Cover credits - @The_shining_armor

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How to Fall in Love ✔

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot)P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.(cover by @glueeater)

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Bad Boy Roommate  ✔︎✔︎

after a prank gone terribly wrong, hayden jones is sent across country to caldwell academy, a school for the bitchy, the dangerous and the rebellious.and if that wasn't bad enough, it becomes much worse when hayden is accidentally put in the male dormitory, landing her in a room with the school's notorious heartbreaker, chase everett.[not edited...like at all]

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It Started With A High Top

Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lost her shoe? [This book is going to be published with Wattpad WEBTOON Book Group in the Summer 2025][[word count: 20,000-30,000 words]]

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Dark Humor

A book of dark jokes for those who bear the darkest souls.

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Trouble In Paradise?

After battling with a life threatening disease, Stephanie finally got the all clear on her health. She was free to live her life. She is starting a new school at the start of the year, planning to just finish high school with no problems. But then a certain asshole and his friends come barging into her life and she is thrown into a world of chaos. *Added to @humour's 'Young.Dumb.Full Of Fun!' reading list 8/8/2018** Reached #1 on Humor's official hot list 1/1/2020*

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Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed)

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him."I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." **Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede?Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... **Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #BillionaireAmazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -ReaderFantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

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Humor On High: Clean Jokes and Funny Stories

I have a soft spot for clean and funny jokes.Perhaps you do too.I have slowly been collecting things that I found particularly humorous. Most of these are not mine, although a few are.Some chapters are just images, and will have (images) in the chapter title.A new chapter every Monday. Enjoy. :)I kindly request that people refrain from swearing in my books. The English language is huge, and many other things can be used instead. I don't mind things like shit, blast it, or fuzzy bunny slippers, but I can't stand the f-bomb or when people insult female dogs. If people want to vent, why not do it more creatively? Nicky manages it quite well in The Virus Within.The lovely cover was made by @Ellie6880!

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𝗛𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥 𝗠𝗘 | 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗢 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗞𝗜𝗘 𝗞𝗜𝗗

𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐍.𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄, 𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━"𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗣𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗨𝗟?"ʜᴏᴡ?𝐇𝐎𝐖?𝙷𝙾𝚆? ̵̪͉̰̟̈́̋͑̃̌̿̅̈́̚̚H̵͓̻̳̗̟͗̿͂O̴̞̝͖̬͕͊̈́̊͑͒͋̒W̶̡̪̖̙͇̻̮̺̜̒̉̈̓̀̋̑͜?̷̰̟̬̙͓̏͆̎̃͌̊̆̎͠͠"𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗜 𝗦𝗔𝗬? 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗦." 𝐿𝑀𝒦 x op!𝐹𝐸𝑀!𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒟𝐸𝑅 ʜᴇxᴏʟᴏɢʜ

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wgf humor!😼💞

descrizione accurata 😼🫶

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The Contract Marriage (Complete)

#Book 1#3 in humor on 13.5.18#33 in romance on 03.04.17Started on : 5th december 2015Ended on: 14th february 2017Teresa Scarlet is witty, pretty and very very rich. Thanks to her dad she has lots of money but our protagonist wants love, not money. Unfortunately she's getting married to a rich boy who doesn't even look at her properly and before their engagement he announces their marriage as a contract?! What else? He's cold, rude, arrogant and a big jerk who on the very next day of their marriage throws her out of his car in the midnight in the middle of nowhere?!***Ryouma Carlton, young business man,rich, handsome and a totally perfect guy. His family moved to the States, when he was 12, and now they're back to their homeland. But as soon as they returned, his world came crashing down when his parents blackmailed him to get married with a girl he met just few days ago. WHAT?When he married her,he thought he's got a submissive wife but he is in for a surprise!Join on the ride filled with love, hatred and lots of humor!

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Sex and Death in Skeleton City

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying![[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]][[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

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The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain?Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.

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3 Stepbrothers

PUBLISHED ON AMAZON--GET PHYSICAL COPY OR EBOOKALSO AVAILABLE ON BARNES & NOBLEwww.sofiaqholand.comMerchandise also available Tori lived with her dad and little sister. She never expected to have a stepmother, much less a stepbrother. But whats worse is not only one stepbrother, not two either. No three stepbrothers. But it gets worse, the three boys just happen to be the three triplet sport stars of the school. The same three boys that have gone out with nearly all those girls that wear short short skirts. The same three boys that are known as 'The Parris Sport Brothers.' What happens when the four are mixed together and agree not to tell anyone that there brothers? What happens when the four are forced to get to know each other? What happens when they have to learn to live with each other? After all its just one year right. All of them heading to college next year. Just one year right? One hectic year of broken hearts, sibling feuds and bonding, of out of nowhere events. Read the book to find out what happens to Tori.Started 2013Completed 2017Published 2020

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My Life with the Walter Boys [Wattpad Version Sample]

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE!Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the boys look like models... Cover design by pizzazz-

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Sh*t! I'm Sorry!

Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in HumorWhat happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck?Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand...Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket?When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!"© All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear

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Just some dark humor

This is just a filler sorry for not updating my other story but I've been really busy with school and practice.

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Living With The Asshole

[Highest ranking : #6 in Humor]When Ashley's parents have to leave town for a few months,she is more than happy to stay with her best friend,Kayla.But after a bad fight with her,Ashley is forced to live with Amanda Woods,a friendly girl she barely even knows AND her blockhead of a brother who annoys her to no end.Will Ashley be able to get through three months of living with the asshole?

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When Humor Stops Hiding the Pain

What happens when Leo's life motto fails him and the seven find out just how broke he is.

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The Boy Who Didn't Love

A story in which a girl falls in love with a sociopath.Highest rank: #1 in Teen Fiction [July 29, 2022], #1 in Humor [January 3, 2023], #12 in New Adult [January 23, 2023], #26 in Romance [January 26, 2023].

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Wicked (WICKED #1) | ✓

"What, you don't think I'm a bad boy?""We're in an camp for delinquents. They're all bad boys here."FIRST BOOK IN THE WICKED SERIES

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The new normal | Bts Comedy [✓]

Just a group of seven "normal" boys, they said. ✓ Comedy✓ Humor✓ Not exactly a story, more like a compilation of crazy bangtan moments? Credit to the rightful owners. These don't belong to me. ♥️©-Coffeekoo

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The Nanny

Jessica Cullen is a simple girl who is a part time student who works at a restaurant to support herself. But what happens when her old crush, Stefan Black appears in her quiet life?And what's more. A little baby boy falls in love with her.Read to find out about their exciting journey🖤

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The Elements of Rage | ✔

|COMPLETED|Her name says it all. Rage Falls.Always one to get angry, Rage was also one to get even. And why wouldn't she? With powers unlike the world had ever seen, Rage was ready to show everyone how they made her feel. \\Original RHHEARankings:#1 in Fantasy#2 in General Fiction#6 in Action#13 in Paranormal#68 in Humor#142 in Teen FictionWinner of the CommunityHub Awards in Action and Adventure!Runner Up of the Island Awards in Fantasy!

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The Mafia's Secret Daughter ( #1 in the Mafia Series )

Tori Miller has lived in New York for as long as she can remember and she's loved it but things get complicated and take a turn when her mother passes away from cancer. Going through her mothers things she realizes that there is more to her mothers story than what she was told. • For more description read the first chapter.•Please feel free to correct any errors there may be...and please vote and comment. Thank you! • I do NOT own any rights to these gifs or photos.

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