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A lying shadowhunter and a big bad ball of goo
Jace is a Shadowhunter, he hunts demons... even if Alec doesn't always agree with his methods. Add in some disobedience, lying, and an overexcited baby vampire in the mix - chaos is on its way!WARNING: this story contains spanking/corporal punishment.Don't like, don't read.... or give it a chance, and find another disturbing thing about yourself =D
I'm Sorry (RanbooxReader)
Y/N is a streamer and a part of the DreamSMP. Although, she has a terrible past that haunts her every day. She hides her pain with humor and pretends to be happy in front of everyone else. Ranboo finds himself attracted to her. But he doesn't know about how much she truly hurts. what happens when everything comes crashing down?⚠️MAJOR TRIGGER WARNINGS⚠️ANXIETY, DEPRESSION, SELF HARM, ED, SUICIDE, RAPE
mellifluous || jung wheein x kim taehyung
Jung Wheein is just a young girl when she rescues and cares for what she thought was a stray puppy, until the animal mysteriously disappears one day, leaving behind a single collar bell. Several years later, a fox spirit prince by the name of Kim Taehyung shows up at her door, determined to make Wheein his bride.warnings: tooth-rotting fluff, hella cuddling, just a lot of soft boi hours + my weird humor
The Outcasts
COVER MADE BY @taylorink Claire thought that being a doorkeeper with that salary was her best chance of escaping her brutal past. But the house hides more secrets than the haunted willow tree or the gargoyle, which seems to move, when nobody looks at it. Three men, a bored vampire, a fallen Fae royalty and a lone werewolf are the residents. Outcasts from their races they live in solitude until a girl with cocky attitude lands on their doorstep. Life became really interesting after that.
Nico Visits 12 Grimmauld Place
Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Black family and crazy stick-wielding "wizards". Hopefully Percy Jackson can rescue him from this madness.⋅⊰∙∘☾∘∙⊱⋅cover uses viria's arthighest ranks - #1 in nicodiangelo, #1 in nico, #8 in pjo, #36 in percyjackson, #51 in crossover, #1 in kanechronicles, #6 in hoo, #10 in hp
Alpha Raven ✔
Even though the room was dark, I could still the one person who made my heart skip a beat. He stood there, his hands tucked in his pockets, staring at me. So entranced by the Alphas beauty I didn't the notice the foot in front of me. Within a second I tripped over the foot, causing the cake to fly right out of my hands. I managed to keep my balance, but I couldn't ignore the gasps from around the room, and the inhuman growl from in front of me. Hesitantly looking up, a shocked gasp left my mouth. The Alphas venomous gaze was fixed on me. He growled once more making me jump back two steps. Too focused on the door, I was shocked when the Alpha pushed me against the wall, pinning my hands above my head. His face was still covered with cake but he's bloodshot eyes could be seen from a mile away. **************** Alicia Faye. A girl with an extraordinary personality. She's confident yet socially awkward , has good manners and when she walks into a room she's a breath of fresh air. She doesn't care if a person is wealthy, middle-class or poor and treats all the people in her life with the same respect and care. Even though she has the biggest secret known to the werewolf kingdom resting on her shoulders, she always smiles. Unable to make new friends in the fear of losing her secret she stays to herself, only speaking up when she needs to put someone in their place. Asher Raven. An Alpha with an enigmatic personality. He's feared yet no one has heard a word from him. He ignores every living organism and when he walks into the room, it's a sign for everyone to leave. He respects all his pack members no matter their social status. He has never been caught smiling since what happened. Ever. What happens when Alicia Faye meets Asher Raven? What happens when Asher Raven meets Alicia Faye?
The Stars Have Eyes ✓
A Mafia Romcom•••"Yara, I'll give you anything if you stop crying."He pleaded for sake of his poor eardrums."If I stopped crying you will divorce me?" She asked hopefully."NO."And her pitch increased tenfold. Faaz understood that his plan won't be as smooth as he supposed it to be. He has married a combination of drama queen and crybaby. His life will be soon converted into an Indian soap with lots of rona-dhona.By the way, what will be it's title?Yara Ka SasuralFaaz Ki DulhaniaSath Nibhana MafiaMafia VadhuCan anything be more hilarious?•••Started on January 11, 2022Ended on May 3, 2022Credits - The background image as well as the quote used in the current cover belongs to @75shadow
Heart of gold ☞ Sonny with a Chance
❝Only those with a heart of gold are truly beautiful, for true beauty after all originates in the heart.❞||season 1-||||Chad Dylan Cooper||
Mr. and Mrs. Executive
Everything was perfect.Nora had married the love of her life and everything had to be smooth sailing after that right?Oh how wrong she was.Alexander and Nora's relationship will be tested to the max with various people willing to push them apart and trying to do everything they can to make the poor couples life hell.Secrets come out.Lives are put at risk.Everything is all messed up from the get go.But most importantly will both Alexander and Nora be able to pull out of all these precarious situations with their love life still in tact?[SEQUEL TO MR. EXECUTIVE]
The Inceptive Flame⎪✓
"Do they not say that a good friendship builds on a ground of lies?" I joke, lightening the mood immediately as his green eyes glint in humor and a smirk falls on his familiar lips. "Do you kiss a lot of your friends, love?" The underlying tones threaten to provoke a blush on my cheeks, but I get myself together. Smirking at him, "Well, of course, is that not the norm?" ***********Dakota Moore is the perfect example of a beautiful disaster. Her wisdom is ready to knock anyone down, her self worth is an exact replica of the way her father raised her, and her pain so intense it screams over every building. She refuses to show anyone what's going on behind closed doors, especially when her lovely father gets the traumatic news that he has an incurable disease. Elijah Black is the spur of the moment kind of guy, he's the one no one ever settles with because of his angry outbursts and rude ways. Even though he throws everyone off, except for when they want sexual advances, he still can't help but feel enthralled by the freckled girl who's hiding so many secrets behind a fake smile. As they clash and try to reject the obvious rush, will they accept their attraction, or is everything just too much? After all, how can two ruined teenagers manage a youthful love without destroying themselves in the process?Highest Rankings:1st place in #beautiful1st place in #flirt1st place in #featured1st place in #problems2nd place in #hot2nd place in #heated2nd place in #slowbuild
Half-Moon - A Vauseman Valentine
Alex Vause meets Piper Chapman at New Moon Hot Yoga in NYC. Life goes on from there. OR:A very tall raven-haired girl, Alex Vause, walks down the street confidently in black patent pumps, skintight leather pants, and an all-black leather jacket. She has a low-cut black tank-top underneath the coat and a lacy black bra underneath it all. Her underwear? Also black, barely existing at all as the lacy thong outlines the curve of her ass. She struts with purpose towards the entrance to the studio. She is pretending to have been to this one before so she doesn't even bother reading the front display on the door, which cites New Moon Yoga by Piper Chapman and Polly Harper as "the Hottest yoga in town".OR:Hot Yoga is in Alex's future - She lost a bet. The raven-haired woman has no idea what is in store for her when she enters "New Moon Studio" - a preppy uptown gig run by a boisterous brunette, a jew-boy and owned by an enchanting Blonde woman. Rated E for EXPLICIT. F/F. Alex Vause/Piper Chapman. Orange Is The New Black. Fanfiction. Alternate Universe - Yoga. Romance. Humor. Slow Burn. Happy Ending.
Our Chemistry || ✔️
Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class?When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to?Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple!***"Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line.When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed.I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind."He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination."***Reviews:"It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person!"Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore.***Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️Completed ✔️Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂Warnings ⚠︎A little swearing but no larger mature themesAll rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore
Achilles (Wattys2015)
Every pack has an Alpha and Luna, all except for the Blackmoore pack. No, they only had a Luna. A strong she-wolf who refuses to let any man in after her own mate cheated on her. She's a dangerous she-wolf to mess with when she's angry. Yet...She's caringKindBraveHe's dangerous yet everyone feels protected when he's around. Well, the people in his pack that is. Other packs fear him, other Alphas hide and become cowards. Hiding in the darkness of his shadow whenever he passes. Yet, he doesn't let his power get to his head. He only attacks if he needs to.It starts out nice, but what happens when these two get into a fight about someone?
Belong With Me
Cameron isn't your typical girl, she's slightly more sarcastic, wears a large amount of graphic tees, loves American football, and can beat almost everyone in bowling. But what really sets her apart from most girls her age is her relationship with her next door neighbor Matt. While most girls make there way into his bed she somehow makes her way into his heart. Many laughs, tears, rooftops, water parks, and football games later the two neighbors just might realize their feelings for each other. But add in a jealous ex, a blonde named Barbara, and a damaging past, and you might not get exactly what you were expecting.#1 in BACON folks, that's my new greatest life accomplishment. #95 in Teen Fiction April 2, 2017#23 in Best Friends September 3, 2018#1 in Comedy March 27, 2019#26 in TeenMay 26, 2019#1 in TomboyDecember 10, 2019#1 in Teenromance April 5, 2020#2 in HumorMay 5, 2020Now fully edited for grammar and spelling
Bad Boy Next Door
Cassie Rickards hated everything about Chace Wayne- the school's cocky, arrogant, player and Bad Boy. Added the fact that he dated and broke all her 3 bestfriends heart. She swears to hate him all her life.Though, what if one day she finds out that her new neighbour is her most hated person. Will hate still prevail or will something else?
The Road to the Imperial Examination for Poor Children"
"The Road to the Imperial Examination for a Poor Family Lin Yuanqiu assumes the role of a five-year-old child in a small mountain village. His father is idle all day and does not do his job. His mother is busy every day, and she is so busy that she does not even have time to wash dishes and pots. The eyes of his grandparents and uncles were astonishing, and even he and his two pretty sisters were not treated well. His grandma said: "Where can good bamboo shoots come from bad bamboos?" The eldest uncle said again: "Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, a lazy couple will naturally have a litter of little lazy ones." Lin Yuanqiu: Ah! ... Protagonist: Lin Yuanqiu. One-sentence introduction: Lin Yuanqiu's ancient life. Purpose: If you have light in your heart, you can be brilliant. After an unexpected sudden death in his previous life, Lin Yuanqiu passed through the body of a five-year-old boy from Da Jing Dynasty. The father is careless, the mother loves gossip, and the family is extremely poor. Facing such a family, I feel so cold. Fortunately, what modern people lack most is the spirit of struggle, so by earning money and taking the imperial examination, Lin Yuanqiu finally gained a happy life. The writing of this article is smooth, the style is relaxed and humorous, and the plots are interlocking. Every page can make people feel excited, as if they are witnessing the growth of the male protagonist. This article has a positive intention and is actually a wonderful and wonderful article.Most of the imperial examination essays from the perspective of the male protagonist are about studying for the academic examinations. There is not much content about becoming an official. It requires a little patience. It focuses on a harmonious family and a smooth career. MTL NOT MY NOVELFOR OFFLINE READING PURPOSES ONLY
The Three Tier ✓
What's the best way to begin a new year in highschool? Staying quiet and doing your homework, being invisible and hoping that the school year finishes without any problem? Nope. The best way to start your highschool is to prank other people. Skylar Moore, Grace Aniston and Samantha Stinson began their year by pranking the school's bitch, but that doesn't end there. Their next victim is the school's popular/famous boys. By this, they declare a war with them. This year is going to be a crazy one with unexpected love, too many arguments and not to forget too many pranks.**"Tell me again, why are we doing this?" I asked, holding a bucket of eggs in my hand. "Because this idiot," Grace said pointing at Sam, who was peaking from the wall where the lockers are situated. "Decided that it would be fun to challenge Christian in a prank war."
Those Darn Sexy Kidnappers
Cassie Claire was in for quite the pickle.She and her bevy of BFFs decide to go to the store one morning, but little did she know that she was about to meet one sexy, sexy man. Like in a romance movie, they locked eyes, and the whole world came to a screeching halt. What happened next wasn't as similar to a romance movie.He put a gun to her headAnd kidnapped her.
Her Innocent Love
He is definition of perfectionShe is definition of innocentHe is mature and responsibility She is childish and had a don't care policy He have complete familyShe is orphan He is genius She is averageThey both are totally different and opposite from each other but that doesn't been a barrier for her to fall in love with him. She was in love with him before she meet him while for him she is just a distraction.This is very cute romantic love story of Divya and Arjun.It is unedited version(Start : 14/2/2021)(End : 15/4/2021)
To The Sky And Back Down Again | ✔
COMPLETED All 16 year old Avianna Moorson wanted was an easy flight to sandy and beautiful Australia. No talking, no company and no distractions. But what happens, when the person forced to sit next to her leaves her at a loss for words?
Her smile His favourite sight ✔️
"Isn't it beautiful?Two people who didn't even Know each other once,Now pray for each other's happiness Even before their own."......."What did you say?" Ayaan growls with his dangerously low voice scaring the shit out of the poor girl whose heart is trembling in fear but also excitement at the thought of annoying her husband."You heard it but still if you want to hear it again then I repeat" she holds her pyjamas up "You are a jerk!! A freaking jerk!!" She yells and quickly takes a u-turn to run for her dear life while holding her pyjamas up so she does not trip and fall as she is laughing out loudly feeling amused and happy after annoying his arrogant yet sweet Husband who is shooting dagger through her soul but he couldn't hide the fact that his heart is smiling looking at his wife who is being all scared yet is a brat.@the_vampgal Thanks for the lovely cover.
Inevitable Moments ☑
Life is bound to happen. Vienna Conley learned this at a young age when she experienced a tragic accident. It's why she chooses to live each day to the fullest alongside her best friends. Even if that means causing trouble here and there. She doesn't want to ever ask herself, what if.Then there's Axel Sanders. He's one of those popular guys that keeps mostly to himself. You hear a lot about them, but you never actually know them.Vienna's noticed that he doesn't have a lot to say, or maybe it's him choosing not to say much. All she really knows is that he's been hanging out with her brother more, which results in him witnessing her play Just Dance...------------Warning: if you don't like cheesy, you most likely won't like this.
Off Script Story | ✔
| FEATURED |"Do you guys know each other? Great." "You both look amazingly charming together."I gritted, looking at his face as he too made a disapproving face.We both started at Ramesh sir and Samyukta ma'am. " A masterpiece on-screen couple. Maya and Ajay as Rani and Vicky." They both smiled at each other and that is when I realized my life was doomed. *****Meeting your enemy after 14 years is never a good idea. And when you have to act like a couple, it makes things worse.Maya Padwal is a rookie entertainment reporter who wants to forget everything related to her dreams of becoming a popular actress in Bollywood. She has only one wish, to move on from her past and make herself capable as a reporter but things don't seem to work out as planned when she gets assigned to take the interview of the handsome rising star, Ajay Sharma. Little did she know then that he was the same neighbour, her childhood enemy.When fate brings her a sudden offer to act as the lead in a romance film, she finds herself paired with Ajay. Now they need to go through the whole filming process but with the rumours and camera don't lie theory, how will they manage to handle all of it? And what is this new feeling disrupting their lives?*****💕 Featured in NA/YA reading list of @Contemporary Lit Wattpad 💕 Featured in Hum Aapke Hain Kaun Reading List of @RomanceIN Wattpad💕 Featured in Isn't it romantically funny? Reading List of @Humor Wattpad💕 Featured in Diwali Reading List of @AmbassadorsIN Wattpad💕 Featured in Head Over Heels Reading list of @Romance Wattpad 💕 Featured in Lights, Camera and Starstruck Reading list of @ChickLitIN WattpadCOMPLETED (UNEDITED)Best Rankings:#1 in faking#1 in undiscovered#4 in film#5 in partner#12 in wattpad
How I Get the Boy
He's the boy next door. She's the new girl. He's popular. She's not. He's annoying. She's ignoring him. He sneaks in her window, and she becomes confused with her feelings. Then he disappears. After coming back, he's different and she wonders what happens to him.Suddenly, the table has turned. He's ignoring her. She's trying to catch his attention. He wants to be friends only. She wants to be more than that. If she insists on what she wants, he will not talk to her ever again. It's a move that only she can decide. Either she stops or does her best to get the boy.