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Comebacks And Funny Poems

I'm not saying I hate you, its just that if you were on fire I'd roast some marshmallows...You just got ~*roasted*~Or toasted?I hate me too ❀

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Poetry Of The Century

This endeavors about the reality of life. Any poem that suggests different topics. The poems are fabricated and woven with threads of honesty and perseveranceJust read and enjoy!P.S. this is my first timeLovelots!πŸ˜™

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the cat almost in the hat (poems)

5 poemswritten like doctor suess's

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Ballet in the Bathroom

a collection of poetry on various topics.vol.1

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funny poems I've collected

I didn't write these there 5 poems I thought I would share

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Spelinge

this is a ridiculous poem I wrote just for fun

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Funny Videos

All credit to the people who made these videos.

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Lunar Eclipse

Life has been crazy. With James and Albus running around, Harry and Ginny decide two is enough. But what happens after one crazy Halloween party, after one too many fire whiskey's? Another one is on the way.Will Ginny and Harry be able to maintain the 'perfect family' look that the media sees them as, or will this one bring them crashing down?(COVER ART BY: UPTHEHILLART, I DO NOT OWN, BUT CHECK OUT HER WORK, IT IS AMAZING!Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)(part three of the Hinny trilogy!)

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Poem of Floptokkkk

Slay poems you should readπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’–β€οΈ

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(Danny phantom.exe) The Roommate

A boy named Dannyphantom.exe just moved out of his apartment because his girlfriend cheated on him. What happens next is crazy

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β€’ 𝕙𝕑 π•šπ•Ÿπ•€π•₯π•’π•˜π•£π•’π•ž β€’ | 𝘨𝘰𝘭π˜₯𝘦𝘯 𝘡𝘳π˜ͺ𝘰 𝘦𝘳𝘒

What if hogwarts had Instagram? Follow the students as they develop new friendships, relationships and families. β™‘Ships:Hinny RomioneDrastoriaBlansy Leo Disclaimer: All the characters belong to JK Rowling!

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Danny Phantom exe  X reader

I decided to write some wholesome fanfiction involving the TikTok star known as Danny Phantom exe! - - - I have noticed that while many of his fans are horny some would also like to read cute moments where they can insert themselves. If you are one of those people, please stay. There is no smut here so if that is what you are looking for please visit one of the many other fanfics involving Danny. Thank you :)! - - - Highest ranked: - Ranked #8 in dannyphantomexe - Ranked #155 in wholesome - Ranked #30 in danny - Ranked #69 in phantom - Ranked #12 in exe - Ranked #459 in youtube - Ranked #822 in tiktok - Ranked #553 in fun

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Miss You

"Shit, Maybe I Miss You, Granger,"© moonypotatoes 2 0 1 9character by J.K Rowling

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Unheard Whispers

If I would have compiled this poetry book post-2019, I'd have done it very differently. But, go ahead, give it a read. It's a collection of poems, quotes, and prose for you written in my early adulthood.*****Hey readers, if you'd like to extend your support apart from votes and comments, please consider buying my poetry collection 'La Douleur Exquise' (Kindle edition). It's a collection of poems on unexpressed, unrequited, and unattainable love. The link is in my bio. You can also DM me for signed paperback copies!

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Harry Potter Next Generation Time Turner

You all probably know the story by now but...When James, Albus, Lily, Rose, Hugo, Teddy and Victoire make a mistake they get themselves stuck in the past. Will they ever get back to the present where they belong?I'm trying to make this as different as possible because there are a lot of books that are basically the same. I don't really know if it's working and I'm running out of ideas but hey, if you still want to read it then go for it.Completed - December 2017

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FunnyPoetry

This book is a book of funny poems.Hope you enjoy.

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Beautifully (Danny Pope)

You, play beautifully

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Songbook

Harry/Ginny. I realised while reading other fics like this is that they use the same songs and the songs are quite old so I wanted to do this with newer songs. After HBP but before Harry's seventeenth birthday.

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driver's license

"π“Žπ‘œπ“Š π“ˆπ’Άπ’Ύπ’Ή π’»π‘œπ“‡π‘’π“‹π‘’π“‡ π“ƒπ‘œπ“Œ 𝐼 𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓋𝑒 π’Άπ“π‘œπ“ƒπ‘’ π“…π’Άπ“ˆπ“‰ π“Žπ‘œπ“Šπ“‡ π“ˆπ“‰π“‡π‘’π‘’π“‰"Muggle AU. Inspired by Olivia Rodrigo's new song. Disclaimer: All the characters belong to JK Rowling.

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50 Shades of dannyphantom.exe {{INCLUDES LOTS OF SMUT}}

ff of tiktok creator Dannyphantom.exe WARNING ⚠️ Has sexual content 18+++⚠️ get this 100 votes or have this creator request a part 2 and I'll make another chapter

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Mobs of Minecraft

This is a story about how mobs feel when you kill them. They don't mean to kill you the enderdragon just controls them, so if you see a mob just let it be and it'll try its best to leave you be.

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Random book   {Completed}

Just random things. Like pictures from pinterest and from fandoms 16-09-2018 #33 in random18-09-2018 #24 in Random18-09-2018 #262 in fanfiction18-09-2018 #76 in fantasy23-09-2018 #23 in Random23-09-2018 #58 in fantasy23-09-2018 #195 in fanfiction24-09-2018 #12 in random25-09-2018 #7 in random 🎊🎊🎊28-09-2018 #5 in random πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰1-10-2018 #40 in fantasy1-10-2018 #125 in fanfiction3-10-2018 #4 in randomπŸŽŠπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰19-10-2018 #1 in RandomπŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ20-10-2018 #24 in fantasy25-10-2018 #110 in fanfiction

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Kidnapped by Falling In Reverse

So you guys have been requesting this so here it is: Kidnapped By Falling In Reverse! Description in the book!! Enjoy!!!

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Growing Pains

Harry and Ginny are finally beginning to love life and relax. They get married, and begin getting more and more intimate until they discover that soon they'll be expecting...(COVER ART BY UPTHEHILLART, I DO NOT OWN, BUT CHECK OUT HER ARTWORK, IT IS STUNNING!Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)(part two of the Hinny trilogy!)

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Best Pickup Lines ~

ENJOY :) xx

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counting stars

❝said no more counting dollars, ❞in which yours truly decides to write poems for her friends❝we'll be counting stars. ❞

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