Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day!Credits to whoever made these jokes.
Haven was an alphas daughter. Although she thought she was just an ordinary girl, her father always told her she was destined for greatness. When news of a great pack invading reached her, Haven couldn't believe her ears. She quickly left her pack work, and went out to fight off the intruders. She prepared for a war, but what she got was much worse. Well, at least to her.Having one mate is hard enough, and an alpha at is one of the hardest. Imagine having two alpha mates. That's what the one girl who didn't want one mate, got. Is it double trouble or just more fun? •"I have twin mates?" I asked out loud, shit this was confusing. "Yes, baby girl." Kiran whispered softly in my ear. I hadn't even noticed him lean forward. "But I'm not a twin." I asked, voicing my confusion, I'm not a twin. Am I? I don't think I am. Wait, yesterday, my mate. He was alpha. Oh shit. "We're alphas honey. We only need one, and that one is you."•Best ranking: #1 in Werewolf 12/06/2018#1 in twins 12/06/2018
"Are you asking me out on a date or threatening me?" "How about threatening you with good time?" Zoe Black is irresponsible, fun-loving, surprisingly intelligent and very charming. Her life is shadowed by the haunting legacy of her murderous father who escapes Azkaban as she enters her third year. Hogwarts is the canvas for Zoe's practical jokes, creating a trail of chaos and laughter with Fred and George Weasley.Known for his cunning and arrogant demeanour, Blaise Zabini finds himself entangled in a playful dance of wit and charm with Zoe Black. Their banter is a delightful blend of teasing remarks and sly smiles, each encounter a duel of verbal sparring where neither is willing to concede defeat. Zoe, with her infectious laughter and charms, manages to chip away at Blaise's composed facade, unraveling the layers of his arrogance.#1 IN BLAISE ZABINI
*✧・゚: *✧・゚: fun in space ══ "boy, when we get there, we'll have fun in space"in which cassiopeia pines travels the multiverse with rick sanchezr. sanchez x fem!ocseasons 1-4completed!*DISCLAIMER: this book is completed, however it endson a sort of cliffhanger with no intentsof a second book happening. read with caution. RICK AND MY OC ARENOT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. THEYNEVER ARE. NEVER WERE SUPPOSEDTO BE. I AM AWARE. K THANKS.
Madison's life has been one bad thing after the next,but things starts to change when she starts to attend a prestige school for the rich, she does want or plan on making friends she just wants good grades so she can take care of all her loved ones, but when the schools hotty Jeremy and his mob of crazy, funny, charming and player friends gain a way into her heart what will happen? What will happen when they find out about her secrets and what it’s like to live on the not so rich side of town? What it’s like to take care of the ones you loved without any thought for yourself? And for Jeremy and Madison, maybe even, what it’s like to fall in love with someone with a completely different life? Put all that together add two energetic twin siblings who need to be saved, Famous parents (Famous for all the wrong reasons), a player who falls in love, lots and lots of street racing and to top it off a BAD girl with a heart of gold and a way to make everything fun. Well this should be quite a story.
#1-Romedy(11/02/2022)#1-Indian love(21/07/2021)#1-Puppy love(02-5-2021)#8-Romance(29/06/2021)# 9-Awesome(30/3/2021)#5-Tease(30/3/2021)#17-cousins(30/3/2021)Abhimanyu khurana is a cold hearted arrogant handsome billionaire mafia don who rules all over the world along with his best friend veer singhaniya with their snap of fingers. Everyone is afraid of him as he likes to see fear in everyone eyes for him except his family...Zoya singhaniya is a gorgeous soft hearted sluggish girl who have a qualities of tortoise. She is queen of her family and Everyone in her family adores her. she is head over heels for abimanyu from her childhood...but afraid of him and craves for his one glance at him..So, here is the beautiful souls of two chidhood sweethearts which are surrounded by a love, fun,sad and family.
Max is five years old and between his baby sister crying and his older brother getting him into trouble, there isn't much fun to be had. *WARNING - SPANKING*
Just a book for those of you who want to know more about the Touhou-verse. Also if ur new to the fandom and would like to know more about the characters.Feel free to request a specific character/topic! Touhou and all of its characters belong to ZUN. I'm only making a Facts Book on them.
Okay this is 13+ lot's of strong language mentions of ...... things.And I will take requests and I will do anything you ask me!!!!
Saw has won tpot and gained two's power, but it only takes one bad situation to send saw over the edge. Her happy hour might be the hour you breathe you're last breath.
Did you know that milk does not make your bones stronger? that Kids learn faster than adults? that sharks do not need sex anymore for reproduction? that sleep-deprived Teens are more likely to commit a crime? and eating chili can lead to longevity? Come and read more about it to know the real reason behind these fascinating, mind-blowing and weird science facts. ------#10 in funfacts#2 in randomfacts *Sources: reliable sites found in the internet world
Malaysia is the New girl at Stanford University, all hell breaks loose when she catches the famous singer's eye
"you wanna start a rumor that we're dating?yknow,, just for fun"or in which they start a rumor on twitter to cure their boredom(tommyinnit x fem!oc)read the important update to understand what happened lol
You joined the fabulous killjoys after being the abandoned. You can ghoul connect instantly, becoming inseparable. Desert life is hard though and nothing can stay the same.
a special anniversary turns upside down with alote up family drama.join Silvia's daughter as she spends eventful days with family.disclaimer I don't own anything but my own oc
On one hand, it would be nice to be a part of something, especially with your best friends. You would gain new friends and make high school memories like everyone raged about. On the other hand, though, you'd have responsibilities now that you didn't have before, along with having to learn about volleyball in its entirety. there will be some mature content, mainly sex but there will be disclaimers and trigger warnings if needed.!! I do not own some of these characters, or haikyuu, just the plot !!started: 08.31.20finished: 01.01.21part two release: 01.22.21 (out now)
Two Gods, Two children,One trapped,The other cursed.This is a story of a young child. A child that has no memory of who they were. This child shall start a new life while trying to find their old one on the way.
One shot bookG x GReader x MemberSmutSome trigger warnings ( will be put at start of the relating chapter)Random one shot book relating to Twice or Itzy members. I am not a writer, I do this for fun. This is literally somewhere to store my random thoughts or day dreams and get them off my phone. It probably won't be perfect. If you happen to read these and enjoy cool! I'm not doing requests, however I may take on board suggestions. Have fun! The writing gets better promise.
Jungkook's only knowledge is that he secretly enters his father's private room and uncovers the secret information written in his diary. He spends the entire night reading every detail. The following morning, he finds himself awakening in an unfamiliar location and encounters a younger version of his father, who is currently attending college.______________________________________"What year is this?" Jungkook's heart raced. He glanced at his father, noticing that he looked younger and had the same mint chocolate hair color as in the photo. Nervously, he swallowed. "It's 2003, May 5. Why are you so weird, kid?""NOOOOOOOO, IT SHOULDN'T BE. NOOOOO" Jungkook screamed, tossing and turning in bed. "Hey, stop it; don't ruin my bed. You get up and roll on the ground instead." Namjoon stopped him from rolling. "Stop crying, kid. Stop it. Aish who is this boy, God"_______________________________________"Who are you?" Namjoon asked."I'm your son.""Aish! What is your name?""Kim Jungkook, I'm 18 years old."
You were built as the new addition to the Pizzaplex's daycare. Your job? To help Sun and Moon take better care of themselves and the kids! It's difficult after all to take care of a bunch of kids by yourself.!!!FLUFF AHEAD!!!!!!PLEASE BE NICE AND RESPECTFUL IN THE COMMENTS!!!All art is owned by me unless said otherwise.Sun and Moon is owned by Scott Cawthon or anyone that owns the Five Nights At Freddy's franchise.The book has angst and fluff. NO SMUT HERE :).
You're a 19 year old who's been struggling with money since the beginning. Soon though, the job opportunity of a lifetime is in your hands..(This is my fist fanfic so please no judge! :D)
the fun I had............ oh those good old days. I'm Ace ready for a ride to my sex life