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Clownpierce's revenge

Clown was being farmed for hearts but one day he got tired of it and snapped at parrot and vortex he ran from then and got away but when he went to his circus it was blown up he had rage in his blood calling for him to get revenge on them but he knew he has to be smart about this what will clown do?

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Clownpierce, the New CEO of Twitter [THE SAGA!!!!]

[THIS IS A CRACK FIC. BAD GRAMMAR AND EXTREMELY OOC CHARACTERS INTENDED. DON'T KILL ME TWITTER PLS I HAVE A FAMILY.]ANThis story contains:- Clown x Branzy- Swearing- Intentionally OCC and bad spelling- References to other stuff that legit don't make sense- 0 Sanity writing- Twitter as a plot device- Twitter blue as a plot deviceLifesteal SMP, also featuring Elon Musk, Boe Jiden the president of the ununited states, Santa Claus, Simon Hypixel, etc.If any of the CCs see this, no you didn't ---Ao3 Ver - https://archiveofourown.org/series/3300645

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Clownzy Oneshots (LifestealSMP)

Hi it's oneshots about Clownzy and hmm.. ENJOY! It's like sad happy sad happy it just continues like that ;3

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The Battle: Hearts or Friendship?

ClownPierce is known for being the the deadliest player on the Lifesteal SMP, making everyone fear him. He doesn't hesitate to kill anyone in his way who opposes him, except for one person, Branzy. The two soon become friends, and even become lovers, but their relationship comes with a cost. Branzy, being known for an easy target to gain hearts from, and Clown, being the deadliest player, causes multiple enemies to come after them. Will Clown and Branzy's relationship be able to survive, or will Clown's lust for hearts take over and turn him into a heartless killer once more?Story inspired by ThatLonelyBanana7This story does ship Clownpierce and Branzy, but just their characters, not their real life selves! Might also include other ships.Cover was made by me!

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[✓] WikiHow: How to get a boy to know I like him? - clownzy

"Clown hid his smile with a hand, propping his head up with his arm. He hummed, "Mmhm."Branzy froze looking over at him. It hit him that Clown had never looked at him like this before."[♤]A new school year was starting, and Branzy's friends began to notice how weird Clown was acting around him. The only person who didn't seem confused was the man himself, Branzy.But as the year progressed and the two spent more and more time together, it became increasingly difficult for Branzy to remain oblivious to the new tensions between them.And there was really only one question on everyone's minds; What happens when Branzy notices?(A Clownzy Highschool AU)[♤] - Please don't send this to any of the creators- This will be taken down if either Branzycraft or Clownpierce ever ask not to be shipped- This is a story depicting the personas these people portray in media, not the real people.

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Journey of the Heart (Clownzy)

♥ "𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷'𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓭𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼, 𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾!''♥ "𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓸𝓸...''Notes, arrows and an assassination plot. It is a day like any other on the Lifesteal SMP, the usual bloodshed and mayhem. An attempt at Clown Pierce's life leads him and his friend Branzy spiralling down a dangerous path. Will that journey change both of their lives forever?~~~This is a Clownzy/Branzypierce story so if you don't like that ship then don't read this. I am not shipping the real people only the Minecraft characters! If Branzy or Clown are uncomfortable with my story I will not hesitate to take it down immediately.TW: Some descriptions of injuries and mentions of blood and death! Read at your own discretion.Credit to @Dontaskmewhyididit12 for the story idea!Love you all xxx~~~Story is still ongoing but updates can sometimes be slow.

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Lost in the Abyss

The Lifesteal SMP has been planning to beat the End for months. In a cruel twist of events, Branzy finds himself falling into the void. Seperated from Branzy, Clown will do anything to get him back. Unbeknownst to everyone, an unfathomable evil lurks in the abyss. Will Clown help Branzy find his way back to the Overworld, or will Branzy be consumed by the void?

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Clownzy One Shots

Will be a mix of fluff, angst, and horror because those are the only subjects I can motivate myself to write. Updates whenever I want to write, but can't bring myself to the mental capability for updating a longer fic.

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Online Frenzy!

We are met with a quite, strange person who goes by the name of Branzy, and he's quite the character. His personality and looks consists of multiple things. And Branzy is what do we call the term? ah yes, a simp. For a very certain dueler named Clownpierce. quite a strange name, but he does live up to the title, well you see this duelist has also peaked interest into the fan. And this interest seem to affect the dueling community online, which causes.... Chaos! Drama! Conflict! Everything you would see online although 10x worse..(@ClownPierce)#Purpleeyedguy #WhitehairedguyShow yourself.Replies(65,567) Likes(123,753)(@Shacky)@BranzyCraft OH SHIII-- BRANZY MAN(@Beverlylove)BRANZY THE ONLY WHITE HAIRED PERSON THAT EXISTS who is 21(@BranzyTweets) I can't believe it ends like this (@Clownpierce) What do you mean? Its just starting.(@Jesterpenetrate)This is quite entertaining.. . ."This is why I love you so much...""Not in..pu-.."....."..I love you too Branzy.." ----------------------------------------------------------_________________________________________Also credits to: @IWantToRemainASecretOn AO3 this story was heavily inspired from their fanfic called #PurpledEyeGuy. Definitely recommend reading it art cover is mine :)

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minecraft fandoms oneshots! (lifesteal, hc, qsmp, dsmp)

fueled on requests so please make one

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My Child on the most dangerous SMP

Branzy and clownpierce have been together in secret on the Lifetsteal SMPWhat happens if Branzy gets pregnant and what will clown do?12/3/2022 #1 lifestealsmpStarted August 23 2022?

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Lifesteal SMP oneshots

Dude as I was making this I saw there's only 20 Lifesteal smp books-AND THEY ALL ARE NEW AND LESS THAT 10 PARTS!so I'm adding on to that VERY small amount and adding a oneshots book!---Warning! WILL contain ships! Read at your own risk! (Also it's mainly just BranzyPierce [SORRY NOT SORRY!])

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Stole Your Heart (Lifesteal Oneshots)

Just some fluff oneshots with my favorite lifesteal ships.

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Clownzy Fanfiction!!!

Feel like there's no more of these,for me to read, I've practically read all the ones where the grammar isn't... horrible.

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branzycraft (but if he was cat)

Cover art belongs to @/_Aoikitty_ on Twitter!!-Rekrap is walking back to his apartment after a long day of college classes, when he comes across a small cat, that's somehow gotten himself stuck in a mouse trap.-Branzy is a shapeshifter from the Demon Realm. After committing an unforgivable crime against Demon leaders, he escapes to the Human World, seeking refuge. Disguised as a small cat, he wanders around the strange new world, somehow getting himself stuck in a mouse trap.-#1 bellevue - March 15, 2024#4 rekrap - March 15, 2024#6 rekrap2 - March 15, 2024#9 branzycraft - March 15, 2024#16 lifestealsmp - March 15, 2024#19 branzy - March 15, 2024#21 lifesteal - March 15, 2024#56 clownpierce - March 15, 2024#661 collegeau - March 15, 2024#810 cats - March 15, 2024

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clownpierce

PvP guy who wants to win all the time friends with branzy

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A clown in trouble

A REWRITE OF CLOWNPIERCE IN MHA!!!idfk what i was doing back then so we doing a REWRITEEE😋😋🙏🙏Clownpierce get sucked into his computer screen and ended up in My Hero Academia, he ran into Inko and Izuku and Inko offered to help himREAD MORE TO FIND OUTFOR 'MURICAHHH *enter eagle noises*🇺🇸🇺🇸🍺🍺🇺🇸🍺🦅🦅🔫🔫🍻🍻🏈🏈🍺🏈🇺🇸

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Lifesteal smp one shots

What happens on the Deadliest Minecraft Smp - the Lifesteal smp when they are not fighting wars. These are light hearted one shots including prank wars, funny competition, and much moreCover art by: @Its_Difu

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~•Enemies to Lovers•~ ×Clownzy×

This is my first stort btw so don't be surprised if it don't make sense

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Clownzy HighschoolAU (LifestealSMP)

This story is a highschoolAU and Branzy our little silly boy is a famous singer and a gamer and Clownpierce is a boy that lives with his mum, and he is also a gamer for sure!-One day someone moves into a house that's near with Clown's house and who is the neighbor gonna be? and will Clownpierce recognize his Lifesteal best friend? Heh i think it's a enough spoiler so why don't you go read it yourself 💟?

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That Time A Clown Decided To Ruin The Storyline.

I DON'T OWN THE ART YOU DUMBA-(If I Decide To Draw The Cover, Expect Stickman.)The beautiful art that you see on the cover was made by @beewineline on Twitter.Ahem...Anyways,Clown Pierce (Sh*t I Got Goosebumps again), The Deadliest Assassin, Has Joined Too Many Minecraft Servers As Of 2028 And Has Become An Absolute Killing Machine.He Has gotten used to many PvP Styles That he Has A Counter For it All.Simply Joining A server with literally nothing on him Can cause Chaos.Hecc! Even His Name Sparks Chaos When Said.One Day, A Glitch Happens The Breaks Reality and Confusing Someone Who Was Just On Their Gaming Chair (That Looked Gorgeous And was Amazing) And The Confused Reality Sends This Guy To Another World.The World Transfer Lost The Main Body And This Man Instead Had His Main Body Replaced By His In Game Character.A Clown With A Menacing Mask (Is It Even A Mask Or His Face 🤯) And Horns Connected To The Mask (Or... The Head?).He Was Clown Pierce.... Or... Well- Jester Penetrate.He Gains All His Powers And Benefits From All Servers He Was In.But The Confused System Gave Him An Interesting Quest That He Finds Perfect For Him.Actual Good Rankings :Nonsensical #1 - May 29 2022terriblestory #1 - May 29 2022clownpierce #1 - November 4 2023whatthefuckiswrongwithme #1 - May 29 2022nonsense #1 - October 24 2022penetrator #1 - March 6 2023jester #1 - November 30 2023circus #10 - October 24 2022Ihavenoideawhatimdoing#3 - October 24 2022lifesteal #1 - March 6 2023thattimeigotreincarnatedasaslime #20 - March 15 2023pierce #2 - June 29 2023

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evil  || lifesteal SMP x reader (formerly choice)

(ongoing oct 7th, 2022-???)rekrap x reader?.-';'*•-.-•*';'-.loving you was lethal, guess that makes me evil.-melanie martinez, evil

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🛸 [ lifesteal oneshots ] 🌴

heya everyone ! (this is a oneshot btw) making a clownzy and zamlord os >:3

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Bloody Trail || LifeSteal SMP fanfic (Discontinued

This is a LifeSteal SMP fanficMade by 2 people so far and we swearThis will rarely be updated lolPls enjoy :)

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What happened to you...?

Dead Branzy au man don't worry he get revived

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Lifesteal Smp Oneshots  !1!!

Hello dear person reading this desc! welcome to " Lifesteal Smp Oneshots! " In this book you will find many Ships and Duos pls enjoy! ( No nsfw just no. )

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