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Her Goon// Dean Portman// Book 1
Harley Ruby is a very popular hockey player. She's a very fast skater, and even though she 5'3 she can push much taller and bigger players into the board's. She plays for Indy Fuel Jr's in Carmel, Indiana, but one day she get's a call from Don Tibbles he asks her to be on team USA, the mighty ducks. She agrees but what she doesn't know is that, that's her brand new family. She will find some of the best friends in the world and possibly a lover...(set in the 90's but with modern technology.) Rewritten book of Goon.Book 1 of the Dean Portman series!!#1 in #deanportman#1 in #portman#1 in #goon
Operation: Style (COMPLETED)(South Park) {StanxKyle}
"Wendy. Eric." After saying their names, Principle Victoria looked to both teens respectably. "I hope you understand what I'm trusting you with.""Yes Principle Victoria. 'Operation: Style' is a go!" Wendy exclaimed, probably too excited for the given task. "Dude.. gay." Cartman's nose scrunched up just thinking of his 'friends' jerking each other off, but he couldn't deny he wasn't interested. Together, the two left the office, ready to start the planing of 'Operation: Style'. BONUS - Operation: Candy
It's Just a dare (Revival) KyMan
Kyle thought for a second, would he really do it for two weeks? Would he date Cartman, his frenemy. His tormentor.
Pacify Her (A Kyman story)
(Completed) Kyle Broflovski has been in love with Eric Cartman for six year, but Cartman is in love with Heidi Turner. But when Cartman and Heidi breakup, Kyle finally has his chance to confess his love, but will he be able to do it? And will Cartman feel the same way? Rated M for explicit content
Kyman love <3
kyman~ they are in high school.kyle and Stan are 16 and cartman and Kenny are 17.After Cartman falls and hurts his leg kyle helps him.. cartmans book, that holds all his personal information, is found and his friends must stop the other kids from reading to everyone.~~~SURPRISE AT END~~~ enjoy :D
Kyman~The Crimson Denial
Heidi and Cartman are finally over so things turn back to what it always was with Kyle and Cartman.Kyle starts to develop a crush on his rival as he did a long time ago as this happens.Cartman later reveals that he has always liked Kyle and was using her to make him jealous.Kyle is in denial while Cartman unintentionally tries to find out Kyle's feelings for him.*Contains Minor Spoilers On Seasons 20-21*
Big Boned Love (Cartman X Reader)
Y/N moves to the snowy mountain town of South Park with her mom wanting a new start but when she meets big boned Eric Cartman her whole world is flipped on it's head will they stay enemies or will a old enemy of Cartman bring them closer? Find out in Big Boned Love. * I don't own the South Park brand, all rights reserved to the creators
Love is Abuse (Kyle x Cartman)
Kyle and Cartman are both known as the ones to bicker constantly. But underneath it all, they struggle to hide their relationship from everyone else. When their lives take a horrific turn of events, their relationship, reputation, and lives are threatened.
South Park Cartman x oc - A Change in Heart
Notorious badass Megan Marsh (Stan's cousin) comes to visit and has a change in heart when she starts falling for Cartman. Stan says she becomes more human but she really just develops a soft spot in her badass attitudeSomeone requested a Cartman x oc fanfic so here I am writing one! Bare with me I'm gonna try my best
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South Park GC | SP
"Hey there's this new groupchat feature" -Cartman"So?" -Kyle"I'm gonna make one and add everyone" -Cartman"..Great." -Kyle-You never really know what to expect in a group chat. Much less a group chat that Cartman made. However, you can always see how they talk and what they talk about with this chat fan-fiction.Ships included:Creek (Craig x Tweek)(I gave up on the ships ๐ญ.)
"I'm not lying." Cartman x Kyle
[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense."I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not take itself seriously.----------------Cartman and Kyle hate each other; however, they stay friends. No one knows why. Why won't they leave each other? Well, they both have their reasons, reasons that would cause everyone huge confusion.Kyle likes Cartman, believing he can be better; he has seen it before.And Cartman is, not romantically, obsessed with Kyle, living to make his life horrible.However, one day, Cartman hatches a plan to gather dirt on Kyle after overhearing Kyle rant about him. Taking advantage of this crush, will he destroy Kyle's life by spilling more secrets, or will he learn how to love genuinely?"
Living with the Enemy (English version)
After losing his parents, Danny's life has not been easy. Well, he and his sister Jazz are now in charge of Vlad Masters, who was his worst enemy and now is his tutor.Now Danny has to learn to live with the enemy.This story is an alternate universe of the episode "The Ultimate Enemy" and sequel form "A year later"Danny Phantom & Characters (c) Butch Hartman & Nickelodeon
Crush - a Kyman fanfic
This is an ongoing fanfic about the growing relationship between Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman. (All characters are aged up by 5 years)
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South Park One Shots
you might think i'm pathetic bc i write south park fanfiction instead of sleeping and might be madly in love with multiple charactersbut also you're the one reading this descriptionNYER NYERNYERNYER NYEEERR (that was the air horn noise)kk back to the normal descriptionSo you're hooked on South Park... Same!! I found that show years ago and I haven't stopped loving it since.Sooooo, I've inspired a group of oneshots based off of the characters. If you ever see this, give me a suggestion or whatever you want and I'll try to use it :))These won't all be the main characters. I want to sometimes have some of Tweek, Craig, Token, or someone, but mostly it will be of Kyle, Stan, Cartman, KENNY:), Jimmy, and Butters.Also, I will be hiding a bunch of references through the detail because I'm like that.So enjoy my own creations from my thirteen year old mind, mixed with a bunch of dirty references from a show that's not for thirteen year olds.NOTE: IM A CRINGEY PERSON OK SO BE HELLA PREPARED
Living with the Enemy
Después de haber perdido a sus padres, la vida de Danny no ha sido nada fácil. Pues él y su hermana Jazz ahora están a cargo de Vlad Masters, quien fuera su peor enemigo y ahora es su tutor.Ahora Danny tiene que aprender a vivir con el enemigo.Esta historia es un universo alterno al episodio "El Peor de los Enemigos", secuela del Fanfic "A year later"Danny Phantom & Characters (c) Butch Hartman & Nickelodeon
Faking it
You find out your boyfriend is cheating on you by overhearing a group of boys talking in class. Your heart breaks as you decide to get payback with the help of a new friend. Kyle broflovsky x reader Girl reader (She/her)
The cherry tree a Kyman fanfic
This is about Cartman and Kyle.After Eric and Heidi broke up kyle started to feel a weird way for Cartman or was it for Cartman maybe it was for Heidi . Or maybe Eric may be more than just the nasty , fat nazi he is. or is it all a trap.
some super gay kyman awakening (south park fanfiction)
kyle x cartman short ficcartman's tiktok video goes viral, the comments are interesting to say the least.SFW!!!! they aren't aged up in this so don't be weirdos.
South Park Headcanons *COMPLETE*
Hate me. -----------I don't own South ParkI don't own fan artI do own the stories I do own the cover-----------
A Secret I Already Know
Kyman. I actually do love this pairing, I've just had no luck coming up with any ideas till now. Kyle's Point of view.
Prom (kyman)
In this story the boys are 18. Its prom week, will Cartman confess to Kyle or not?!!BOYxBOY!!