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caption: i love my fucking job

tags: alphataurif1, f1

location tag: sakhir grand prixΒ 

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guenthersteiner replied: I take it you are the reason that my driver is hungover?

dakotaelaineeee: do you mean kevin or mick? kevin was pacing himself pretty well, he shouldn't be a problem.

guenthersteiner: Which one do you think, Dakota?

dakotaelaineee: hey its not my job to look after schumi!! also in my defense latifi kept egging him on.....i think he had halfΒ his body weight in vodka last night.

guenthersteiner: Oh I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at Mick. He should know better but instead he's spent the last hour throwing up!

dakotaelaineee: sorry guenther, cant ( and wont ) help ya there. see you at the press conference?



TWITTER

TO WHOEVER FERNANDO ALONSO TOOK HOME YESTERDAY:

FUCK YOU I GOT ABSOLUTELY NO SLEEP THANK YOU VERY MUCH

- Esteban Ocon ( @/estebanoconΒ  )

-------> wait fernando got laid? that's unfair

- Kevin Magnussen (@/KevinMagnussenΒ  )





Welcome to day 214564856323 of waiting for Esteban to make a move on the cute Drive To Survive Assistant.


And I guess happy season opener day as well-

- Alexander Albon (@/Alexander_AlbonΒ  )

---------- > shhhhhh alexander that's supposed to be a secret !

- Dakota Elaine Mac (@/DakotaElaineeeΒ  )

----------> but everybody in the Paddock already knows????

- Lance Strulovitch (@/lancestroll )

------- > you're joking-

- Esteban Ocon ( @/estebanocon

----------> kid, even I know and nobody tells me anything-

- Sebastian Vettel (@/sebastianvettel )

--------> FUCK

- Esteban Ocon ( @/estebanocon




PRIVATE MESSAGES BETWEEN DANIEL RICCIARDO AND DAKOTA MCMANUS

Honey Badger 🦘

hey mac, can I talk to you after quali?

Mac

sure, but why?

does it have to be after quali?

i have time now.

Honey Badger 🦘

um i think we should wait until after quali.....

its kind of important and i dont want you to be off your game if pierre and yuki need you

Mac

um okayyyyy????

meet me on neutral ground though, maybe in hospitality?




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