"The DEmON hAS aRriVEd!"
- (v live)

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"mark watches the most random-est shit all the time."
- (during a TMI with 127)

•••

"hi, welcome to chilies"
- (v live)

•••

"babyboy"
- (v live)

•••

"if I'd eat one cookie a day, walk everywhere that I'm going, then do cardio for 10 minutes, that's basically losing all weight from that single cookie."
- (SM TOWN Osaka)

•••

"I want to stab each and every one of you."
- (haechan's birthday)

•••

"happy birthday donkey face, I'm still better than you xo"
- (haechan's birthday card from mayse)

•••

"my sexuality is straight, just like my splits, jeno and jaemin can't relate~"
- (flexibility v live)

•••

"favourite thing about hyunjin? him being my sugar daddy"
- (instagram live)

•••

"if hyunjin, jisung and jeongin were in a sea filled with sharks, who'd you save? myself. they ain't that important."
- (v live)

•••

"don't you ever wonder what cows think about while they're getting milked?"
- (00 line video)

•••

"if you say shit again, imma throw you out of the window, I swear lee jeno."
- (v live)

•••

"sometimes I lay on my bed and thrash around thinking I've been kidnapped."
- (taeyong's TMI about mayse)

•••

"I want a pet shark and call it shark boi"
- (instagram live)

•••

"you know, if I were a predator animal that was let out on the loose, I'd chase you first."
- (mayse's youtube channel)

•••

"for the fans who are wondering, yes we are high and have been doing drugs every single day before promotions"
- (idol room)

•••

"I wonder sometimes if my members were killed, then it wouldn't worry me as much seeing as I'd be a solo artist forever"
- (q&a w/ amber)

•••

"ow~ I hit my head~ *cries* I hate you so much *cries* but i'm so happy I wore waterproof mascara"
- (pregnancy announcement)

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"sometimes I wonder if being in this group was a mistake. it was."
- (TMI with 127)

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a/n: aloha~

good news, ya gurl got a few ideas from instagram videos and youtube videos 🤪✌🏻
the book's gonna be 200-ish chapters, hopefully :/

how's y'all's day going?
leave me a comment telling me~ uwu