I was supposed to publish this a few days ago but I was busy depressing myself with another reonagi angst 🤡

"Huhhh?" You dragged out, giving your teacher a bewildered expression.

A group of students, you included, were waiting expectantly in the staff room when the burden of helping a foreign exchange student was dropped on you.

"There are twenty of you and twenty of them, you will all be assigned to a different student. For the next three months you'd have to help them accommodate to this schools environment..." Tuning out what your principal was saying, you stared at the purple haired billionaire standing a few paces in front of you.

So there was a reason for the test...

You had been one of those who were selected to help out with this exchange. Mikage Reo being the perfect student he is obviously got selected too, he was after all top of the grade. (he was also the only person you recognised.)

Taking the thin booklet that was handed to you, you briefly scanned the contents of it. Mostly just a short introductory on the exchange and partner system. Eyes scanning through the list, you finally found your name next to someone else's

Michael Kaiser.

"hm, sounds familiar..." Thinking to yourself, you ransacked your brain for where you could have possibly heard that name from.

"Oh you're with Kaiser, lucky." Looking up, you questioned him.

"You know him?"

"You don't know him?" Shaking you head, reo pulled out his phone, typing out a few words before shoving it in your face to read.

"Ah thought his name ringed a bell." Returning the phone, everyones attention went back to your teacher.

The next hour would be for a 'get to know each other' session. While the forty of you were 'bonding', the rest of the students will be informed of the exchange.

"...um so, what's your favourite colour?" The question came out sounding like it was meant for yourself.

"blue," He spoke with an accent all while keeping his eyes on you.

"oh that's a nice colour..." Your conversation skills were trash.

Quite literally rock bottom. It's not helping that Michael Kaiser had been looking at you with that obvious smirk on his face the entire time. This was supposed to help the two of you know each other better but it turned out more of a... interrogation?? No, not really. It's just awkward.

"Why are you so nervous, schätzchen?"

"huh?" You frowned slightly, not understanding the last word.

"There's no need to be so tense, we're the same age," he winked. "Next question." He leaned back in his seat, smirk still in place.

Clearing your throat, you glanced around the room. The other pairs seemed to be getting along fine, Reo seemed to be in a happy conversation with a magenta haired boy.

"..." You blinked looking at the man in front of you, your brain refusing to come up with a question for him.

Seemingly sensing your dilemma, he sat more upright, deciding to take control of the conversation. "My turn, favourite colour?" He raised a brow at you expectantly.

"Oh, [f/c]." Forgetting your previous drawback, you automatically responded, not minding that he was the one asking now.

"Breakfast or dinner?"

"Lunch...?" You tried.

Kaiser's smile widened by a fraction at your answer, "what time do you usually sleep?"

"...it depends."

"Terrible sleep schedule, got it. What's your favourite season?"

"Don't really have one."

"Animal?"

"I don't really like animals."

"What would make you happy?"

"Money?"

"And what would make you sad?"

"Getting ignored."

"What would you do on your last day on earth?"

"Gamble all my money."

"I like that answer. What do you do during your free time?"

"I don't have free time." Yeah you do, you just lied for no particular reason.

"Oh, sorry."

"Don't worry about it." You smiled back at the boy, reassuring him.

y/n
hey,
[yourecutetextme.png]

XXX-XXXX-XXX
Huh?
Oh wait, it's you.
What's up sweetie?

y/n
I don't know.
you gave me your number,
so why not your name too?

XXX-XXXX-XXX
Name's Eita, but you can
call me anytime ;)

y/n
I'd rather not...

XXX-XXXX-XXX
Damn it.
Uh anyways, is your name medusa?

y/n
no.

XXX-XXXX-XXX
Because when I look at you I get rock hard
[seen]

XXX-XXXX-XXX
Girl where'd you go
[seen]

XXX-XXXX-XXX
??
[delivered]

XXX-XXXX-XXX
Oh I see, did my charm leave you speechless?

[y/n changed XXX-XXXX-XXX to anytime]

anytime
wait
what?

y/n
👍

I had to put my phone down and walk around my room like five times while writing eita's part okay. Idk if I wanted to laugh or cry.

Anyways I hated kaiser's introduction. It was so pathetic, i'll probably change it later on.

— 5 April 2023 —
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