Touya: Add him you won't

Shouto: Why the hell would I do that

Touya: Pussy

Shouto: What the fuck is a pussy

Izuku: Something you wouldn't want to touch because I'm here

Natsuo: 💀💀💀

Touya: RIP that pussy—

Natsuo:

Shouto: I have no idea what's going on anymore

Touya: Well let me explain

Touya: You're a pussy

Shouto: That tells me nothing

Touya: Just add Bakugou I'd like to talk to this fellow asshole

Shouto: And why would I give you that satisfaction?

Touya: Because I'm cool?

Shouto: Nope.

Touya: I'll stop making Frozen jokes for a week 🥺

Shouto: Are you sure?

Touya: I have never broken a promise 😌

Shouto: Now we both know that's a fucking lie we're done with this conversation

Touya: WAIT IF YOU AGREE I WILL ALSO BUY YOU SOBA FOR A MONTH

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Three months

Touya: DEAL

Katsuki has been added.

Touya:

Shouto: Wait

Shouto:

Shouto: This was a bad idea

Touya: HAHAHAAH FUCKER I HAVE NO MONEY WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA BE BUYING THREE MONTHS WORTH OF SOBA WITH

Touya: AND ANOTHER THING

Touya: KEIGO

Keigo: Yes?

Touya: Don't let them in don't let them see be the good girl you always have to be ;)

Keigo: Lowkey turned on 😫

Shouto: Alright I'm out

Shouto: Izuku can we leave

Izuku: um...

Shouto: What's wrong?

Izuku: ...You do realize you just woke Kacchan up from his sleep right?

Shouto: Wait fuck what time is it?

Izuku: 9pm?

Touya: Who tf is asleep at this time

Shouto: Bakugou goes to sleep at 8:30 because apparently he needs his beauty sleep or something

Shouto: Idk that's what our classmates say

Touya: I call bs I don't believe it

Shouto: Really?

Touya: Yeah. A high schooler? Going to sleep at a decent time? Make a more believable lie next time 🙄

Shouto: Uhm alright

Shouto: Izuku before I die I just want you to know that I love you

Izuku: I love you too. Oh and by the way I thought I should let you know that I was the one who took your All Might sweater

Shouto: Wait what? You told me my father burned it?

Izuku: I'm sorry it was so big on me and it was so comfortable that I couldn't help but take it 😔

Shouto: Now I know where you got that oversized hoodie from

Izuku: Don't be mad 😣

Shouto: I'm not mad I justAowbagehwowowhwhAIWHWVDIEOQBSHOWWHVWJWWO

Touya: Oops looks like someone's finally dying

Touya: Smh time for a funeral it was getting boring anyway 😪

Izuku: ??? Touya what did you do???

Touya: WOAH?  You go ahead and blame me immediately damn what did I do to deserve this

Touya: It ain't my fault your boyfriend has STD's god 🙄

Natsuo: NOT THE STD'S 😭😭😭

Izuku: Well if it wasn't you then who was it?

Touya: LIKE I WOULD FUCKING KNOW

Izuku: You better tell me or else

Touya: Oh?  I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake

Izuku: I'm gonna Detroit ansbauwkkqkqnwshwoNhhuaISWHWGWVWUWIWKNQ

Natsuo: Damn Touya now you went after the boyfriend Shouto's definitely gonna kill you

Touya: Again, wasn't me

Natsuo: You sure you're acting a tiny bit sus 🤔

Touya: WHAT ABOUT YOU, NATSU!? YOU'RE SUS

Fuyumi: Why does this sound like we're playing among us

Natsuo: Maybe we are and we just don't know it

Touya: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

Fuyumi: I've heard stupider

Fuyumi: Like listening to you talk

Touya: YUMI NOW IS NOT THE TIME

Natsuo: Fr we need to find the imposter

Touya: We are not doing this today

Natsuo: Or are we?

Touya: SHUT UP

Natsuo: NO YOU SHUT UP

Touya:

Natsuo:

Keigo:

Touya: Wait a damn minute

Touya: THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE IN THIS CHAT THAT HAVE BEEN QUIET THE ENTIRE TIME

Touya: AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, KEIGO

Keigo: Hold up I've been eating Yakitori this whole time

Natsuo: VOTE 👏 HIM 👏 OFF

Touya: SHUT 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 UP

Keigo: And who's to say it was me?  Nothing gets in the way of Yakitori

Touya: Even murder?

Keigo: Of course

Touya: Fine I believe you

Touya: BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH FROZEN WITH ME UNTIL YOU WERE DONE WITH YOUR YAKITORI YESTERDAY

Keigo: I WAS HUNGRY

Touya: ugh whatever

Touya: But there's someone who's still sus

Rei: If you're talking about me, I'm just as confused as you are

Natsuo: What about Yumi?

Touya: If I blame her for being sus she's gonna tell Handjob to fuck with me again

Fuyumi: What? Why would I do something like that?

Touya: DON'T PLAY DUMB ASSWIPE

Fuyumi: You'll regret calling me an asswipe...

Touya: SEE

Natsuo: Doesn't seem sus to me.  Moving on

Touya: You gotta be kidding me

Natsuo: Don't question it

Natsuo: ANYWAY

Natsuo: Maybe we should bait the imposter out like with food or something

Fuyumi: That's stupid, wouldn't Hawks be the only one to come for it?

Touya: Smh if you leave free food anywhere who's to say I won't take it

Touya: Just as long as it ain't fish then we good

Natsuo: Then I'm leaving some fish out

Touya: You stupid bitch you trying to kill me!?

Natsuo: DUDE WE'RE TRYING TO FIND THE IMPOSTER NOT YOUR CRUSTY ASS

Touya: EXCUSE ME!? DID YOU JUST CALL MY ASS CRUSTY!?

Natsuo: YEAH

Touya: That's not true Keigo says it's perfect 🥺

Natsuo: God you're such a child

Touya: Okay whatever you say Mr. "leave my Caprisun out of this"

Natsuo: FUCK YOU

Touya: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS

Katsuki: This family really is fucked up what the hell

Touya: NO SHIT CAPTAIN OBVIOUS GET OFF MY ASS ALREADY

Touya: Wait

Fuyumi: Who

Natsuo: The fuck

Keigo: Are you

Touya: OMFG YOU'RE KATSUKI BAKUGOU I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PART OF THE FAMILY ✨❤️

Katsuki: Fuck no

Touya: TOO LATE YOU'RE IN THIS GROUP CHAT YOU'RE A TODOROKI NOW

Touya: I DON'T MAKE THE RULES

Katsuki: I don't care about your damn rules, unless you wanna die

Touya: Ohhhh?   A threat?  Kid let me tell you something I don't fear death so before you threaten someone check who you're threatening

Katsuki: I know who you are

Katsuki: You're the dipshit that kidnapped me

Touya: Yikes too bad for you I'm a changed man 😌

Keigo: *cough* Liar

Touya: YOU KNOW WHAT NOBODY ASKED YOU

Fuyumi: But he isn't wrong.  I could list how many crimes you've committed since then

Touya: OH PISS OFF I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE

Natsuo: HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE CONVERSATION

Touya: THAT'S NOT TRUE, RIGHT BAKUGOU???

Katsuki: Of course it's fucking true, I'd rather be fucking asleep

Katsuki: Now if you'll fucking leave me alone, I got bodies to hide

Touya: wAiT a DaMn MinUtE

Touya: It's only midnight why are you hiding bodies now, terrible choice man tsk tsk tsk

Natsuo: FUCKING DUMBASS

Natsuo: Think about the context of the situation

Touya: ...wait a damn minute

Touya: Why do you want to fuck asleep 🤔

Natsuo: Nevermind 🤦🏻‍♂️

Natsuo: Bakugou, I was wondering in behalf of my STUPID BROTHER

Touya: *genius superior

Natsuo: 🙄

Natsuo: I was wondering why you're hiding bodies

Katsuki: Deku and Icyhot woke me up, and if you don't shut up, you're next

Natsuo: Deku?

Touya: I C Y H O T ?

Touya: Omg I'm never gonna let him live this down

Touya: FUCKING ICYHOT HAHAHAHAHAH

Keigo: But Icyhot is so good for soothing wounds I don't understand

Touya: Shhhhh let me have this moment Keigo

Touya: My brother has the dumbest fucking nickname and now I can make fun of him for it

Touya: It's what he gets for calling me a raisin

Katsuki: Shut the hell up before I make this asshole give me your address

Touya: Damn Shouto would rad me out in a heartbeat :/

Touya: Look, all I want to know is if you're the imposter

Natsuo: SO IT IS AMONG US

Touya: SILENCE WENCH

Natsuo:

Touya: HSVAISKAKAJ WTF 💀💀💀

Katsuki: If an answer will shut you all up then yes I knocked those two fuckfaces out and I'm leaving them outside the dorms

Touya: I like this one

Touya: Keigo can I keep him

Touya: He can be our first kid

Keigo: Well uh maybe wait a while?

Touya: For what?  God let me keep him

Natsuo: Not Touya trying to kidnap a minor again 💀

Katsuki: Oh to hell with this