Touya: yAhOo~ Tobio-chan, Chibi-chan~

Shouto: Look, it's the tattle tale 🙄

Natsuo: Rolling in pretending to be Oikawa smh </3

Izuku: The audacity

Touya: I didn't do anything though

Fuyumi: Yeah, says the one who got us all grounded

Touya: Psshhhh I didn't do that

Fuyumi: I got a call yesterday that followed with Mom questioning who texted her, and then since Dad wasn't home, Hawks grounded us for some reason

Keigo: Idk, Endeavor Senpai wasn't there so I'm pretty sure that was the only way to react

Natsuo: Wait, HAWKS GROUNDED US???

Shouto: Do you not remember?  Wtf you were there

Natsuo: The last thing I remember was some broccoli that hit me on the head

Shouto: That wasn't broccoli, that was Izuku

Izuku: WAIT YOU WERE THE ONE I HIT??  I'M SO SORRY I PANICKED

Natsuo: Well at least now I know that I wasn't high 😔

Natsuo: But srsly, why would Hawks of all people ground us?  Plus like two of us are adults, so like why not just Shouto and Izuku?

Shouto: Wow, way to make yourself look good.  Izuku, where's the Death Note?

Izuku: The Death Note doesn't actually work haha

Shouto: In Death Note it does, so why not here?

Izuku: ...Anyway

Izuku: Hawks, pls explain yourself

Keigo: Well uhh Endeavor said that he would leave me in charge for a week in exchange for Yakitori just as long as I was able to prevent his sheets from being burned

Shouto: Lmfao wait Touya you actually did that?

Touya: Everyday :)

Shouto: I take back what I said, you're my favorite

Touya: Fuck yeah

Natsuo: What about him telling on us?

Shouto: Oh right

Shouto: I retract my statement

Touya: Goddammit, you just want to stay as the favorite brother

Natsuo: Nah, I just like making you jealous ✌😗

Fuyumi: All I'm saying is that whatever just happened is dumb

Touya: That's not what Mom said, she said that she finds it better for us to bond

Shouto: So you locked us in the house...?

Touya: Ofc

Shouto: Izu, Death Note please

Izuku: Well I would if I had it on me, but it's at my house, and I'm being held hostage by my boyfriend's psychotic, chicken fucking brother

Touya: Hey, I take pride in that title ;)

Shouto: I don't understand your obsession with chickens

Touya: Says the broccoli fucker 🙄

Izuku: Suddenly I'm not here 🙈

Shouto: That's BESIDES the FUCKING POINT

Touya: 🍵

Shouto: Shut up

Shouto: I won't believe you until I hear from Mom myself

Touya: Uhhhh okay

Touya: If you say so

Rei has been added.

Shouto: Holy fricking frack sticks Touya get your booty over here before I set it on fire

Izuku: Lmfao is that Shouto trying not to cuss?

Shouto: Leave me alone 😤

Fuyumi: Touya, what in the world did you just do?

Touya: Oh you know, I just was doing what Shouto asked 😊

Natsuo: Are you sure that was the best idea?

Touya: Dw, I asked, it's gonna be FINE

Rei: So this wasn't just a bluff, huh?

Rei: Shouto, Fuyumi, Natsuo....

Rei: And if that really is Touya, then you weren't messing around

Touya: I never mess around

Shouto: ...and all that messing around for the past few months didn't happen, right?

Touya: I dunno what you're talking about

Rei: And then there's Hawks, it's lovely seeing you here too

Rei: Is Touya treating you well?

Keigo: As always :D

Rei: That's good, because if he wasn't then I'm afraid that would be unfortunate for him 😊

Touya: Brutal :/

Rei: And there's one name I don't recognize

Rei: Who's Izuku?

Izuku: That would uh... be me, Todoroki-San

Shouto: Mom, I told you about Izuku

Shouto: I wrote about him at least 100 times

Shouto: Probably more

Rei: Izuku who

Shouto: Midoriya.  Izuku Midoriya.

Rei: Oh

Rei: So you're Shouto's boyfriend?

Izuku: Yes... that's me...

Rei: How cute!  He talked a lot about you when you were just his crush

Rei: You were in practically every letter

Shouto: Now all of a sudden you remember

Izuku: Awww Sho that's so cute

Rei: Now, is there anything interesting about you?

Izuku: Interesting?

Izuku: About me?

Rei: Mhm

Izuku: Well I uh...

Shouto: Don't be nervous, mothers can smell fear

Izuku: uhhhHHhHhHh

Rei: 😊

Izuku: YOUR SON FUCKED ME

Rei:

Izuku:

Rei:

Izuku:

Rei:

Izuku:

Rei:

Izuku:

Rei:

Izuku:

Rei:

Izuku:

Rei:

Izuku:

Rei:

Shouto: I—

Shouto: 🤦‍♂️

Shouto: That's it, I'm jumping off a cliff.

Touya: BAHAHAHAAHHAHA CAUGHT Y'ALL IN 4K 📸

Natsuo:
😐Come here I won't hit you
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Touya: Shut up don't touch me, let me enjoy this

Natsuo:
||\😏 Shawty don't be scared
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Fuyumi: What is going on 

Natsuo: Touya started it :p

Shouto: Izuku istg I know for a fact we AGREED that you wouldn't say something like that TO MY MOTHER OF ALL PEOPLE

Izuku: I'M SO SORRY I PANICKED 😭😭😭

Rei: Well this was a nice conversation I had... anything else I need to know?

Keigo: I would also like to say that your other son fucked me

Touya: KEIGO

Shouto: How the turntables

Natsuo: I read Keigo as GEICO wtf

Touya: Not the time 😭

Rei: ...anything else?

Natsuo: FUYUMI HAS A MIRKO SHRINE

Fuyumi: I'm sorry that she's hot

Fuyumi: But I want you to know that Natsu takes pictures of people to put in memes

Natsuo: WHAT???  THAT'S NOT MY FAULT, PLUS TOUYA'S GUILTY OF TAKING PHOTOS OF SHOUTO AND IZUKU, HAVE YOU SEEN HIS CAMERA ROLL??

Shouto: He's still doing it?

Izuku: Wait he takes pictures of us?

Touya: t h a t ' s  n o t  i m p o r t a n t

Keigo: You guys are hereby double grounded

Shouto: WHAT THE FUCK

Rei: Shouto!

Shouto: I WASN'T THE FIRST ONE TO CUSS

Touya: *Candace voice* You guys are so busted

Natsuo: SO ARE YOU

Touya: STFU

Fuyumi: Can you all stop?  You're embarrassing

Shouto: Says the Rabbit Fucker 🙄

Rei: Shouto!!

Shouto: WHY ME!?  UGhgHHghghgHGHGhgH