Touya: Hey hey who wants to see something

Shouto: What is it this time 🙄

Touya: 

Touya:

Shouto: What the fuck is this?

Touya: It's my dick pics

Shouto: WHAT

Natsuo: If you genuinely get this joke, you're a fucking god

Shouto: Blocked

Shouto: Reported

Shouto: Don't fucking talk to me

Touya: Come onnn it was funny

Shouto: I'm done.  Fuyumi, do something

Touya: Yumi wouldn't dare help you

Fuyumi: Who wants to learn something weird about Touya?

Touya: What

Shouto: Me

Natsuo: Me

Fuyumi: Touya once tried to snort flour like cocaine and was coughing flour for weeks

Touya: STFU THAT DID NOT HAPPEN

Shouto: It sounds like him

Shouto: Did this actually happen?

Touya: I WILL NEVER CONFIRM THIS

Fuyumi: Yes.  It did happen.  It's the only reason he doesn't do cocaine now

Touya: GUYS DON'T LISTEN TO YUMI, SHE WAS DROPPED DOWN THE STAIRS AS A BABY

Shouto: I think that actually happened to you

Shouto: And that's part of the reason why you turned out like a hoe

Touya: But you're the hoe >:0

Shouto: Shhhhh such naïveté

Shouto: You're literally always making dick jokes

Shouto: And you're fucking horny all the time

Shouto: So...

Shouto: I spotted the hoe

Touya: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??

Shouto: Tsk tsk tsk you should know better not to question your WISER YOUNGER brother

Touya: YOU KNOW WHAT

Touya: FUCK YOU

Touya: I'm going to do something that you'll really hate

Shouto: Wouldn't be the first time...

Touya: Ahem now if you'll excuse me

Touya: Say hi :)

Izuku has been added.

Shouto: I—

Shouto: Nononononono

Shouto: Touya, explain WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Touya: Remember when I stole your phone?

Touya: Yeah, good times, ik ✋😌

Shouto: ...

Izuku: Sho!

Izuku: I have a question, what's going on—

Touya: IZUKU MIDORIYA HELLO THERE :D

Izuku: OH HI :D

Shouto: I swear Touya omfg I'm going to fucking die in a hole why are you doing this to me

Izuku: Don't do that :<

Shouto: ...I won't...

Touya: n o  e s c a p e  :)

Shouto: I'm going to flush my phone down the toilet, brb

Touya: While he's doing that

Touya: Izuku it's REALLY nice to meet you :)

Fuyumi: Wait this is the broccoli kid, right?

Touya: Nah, it's the kid that Shouto fucked

Natsuo: Nah, it's the kid with the thicc thighs that Shouto wants to get crushed by ✋😩✨

Shouto: OMFG STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

Izuku: I'm so confused but what 😳

Keigo: Allow me to elaborate

Keigo: The Todoroki family talks about you quite a lot

Izuku: ...wait then if this is the Todoroki family, who are you?

Keigo: I am very much a Todoroki too

Keigo: But you know me better by Hawks

Izuku: THE NUMBER TWO HERO!?  SHOUTO WHAT'S GOING ON?

Shouto: He's dating my older brother

Touya: Oi!  That's hell you're walking into

Natsuo: Stop making good references—

Izuku: Which one?

Shouto: Touya...

Touya: Did Shouto ever tell you that I like chicken dick?

Shouto: Why am I still alive

Izuku: Isn't Touya the villain?

Touya: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT

Touya: Finally someone acknowledges my villainy

Shouto: We have

Natsuo: Many times

Fuyumi: Why are you so stupid

Touya: How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not the stupid one?

Touya: It's obviously...

Shouto: Don't say it.

Touya: erhm

Touya: Natsuo

Natsuo: What?

Keigo: Yeah Natsuo, why you gotta be so weird ✋😩

Fuyumi: Yeah, Natsu, oh my god

Touya: Fucking weirdo

Natsuo: ಠ_ಠ

Natsuo: I 👏 have 👏 no 👏 idea 👏 what 👏 just 👏 happened 👏 but 👏 I'm 👏 going 👏 to 👏 ignore 👏 it

Izuku: Your family's funny :>

Shouto: Don't encourage them

Touya: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M FUNNY

Shouto: Go back to the hellhole you came from ffs

Touya: Stop being such an ass and love me already

Touya: Izuku, btw, your boyfriend's horny all the time and talks about how much of a bottom he is

Izuku: I couldn't top Shouto, he's so different in bed...

Shouto: IzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzukuIzuku

Izuku: Oh 😳

Touya: NANI WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

Izuku: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING I SWEAR WHAT DID YOU THINK I SAID

Touya: "I couldn't top Shouto, he's so different in bed..."

Touya: BOTH OF YOU EXPLAIN

Izuku: SO YOU KNOW HOW LIKE IN BUNK BEDS?  ONE TIME WE SLEPT ON ONE AND HE TOOK THE TOP BECAUSE I ALMOST FELL OFF AND HIT MY HEAD

Shouto: It's a true story

Touya: WHY THE FUCK YOU LYING

Izuku: I'M NOT LYING, I SWEAR THIS HAPPENED, RIGHT SHO??

Shouto: Yes

Keigo: I believe him

Touya: Keigo why are you siding with them

Keigo: THE BROCCOLI KID GAVE ME YAKITORI

Touya: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH YAKITORI

Keigo: It's just SO good

Touya: I swear

Touya: TO GOD

Touya: If you don't stop I WILL be forced to fuck you

Natsuo: That's not even a threat

Touya: Who said it was ;)

Shouto:

Natsuo: LMFAO OKAY BYE 🕳🚶‍♂️

Touya: ANYWAY

Touya: SHOUTO AND IZUKU DID YOU TWO FUCK

Izuku: No!

Shouto: No

Touya: Let me try that again

Touya: DID

Touya: YOU TWO

Touya: FUCK

Izuku: NO OF COURSE NOT

Shouto: Still no

Touya: I thought for sure that would work that time

Natsuo: Touya, when has anything you asked Shouto worked

Touya: All the time

Natsuo: Obviously 😩

Touya: Ahem

Touya: Izuku

Izuku: Yes!

Touya: Keep me updated whenever Shouto does something at school

Shouto: Don't do that

Touya: DO IT

Shouto: Don't listen to Touya

Touya: DON'T LISTEN TO SHOUTO, HE'S A DEMON SPAWN

Shouto: So are you

Touya: STFU

Touya: AND IF YOU DO I'LL GIVE YOU CHOCOLATE

Izuku: Ooooo!  I want chocolate!

Izuku: And then I can share it with Sho

Izuku: And then we can cuddle and watch movies 👉👈

Natsuo: Omfg Shouto protect the child

Fuyumi: He already has my stamp of approval

Keigo: He has a 100% approval rating from the Todoroki family

Natsuo: Yes, it's official

Natsuo: And Touya, if you do anything to their relationship

Natsuo: It's on sight 🤺🤺🤺

Touya: Don't worry don't worry

Touya: I'm not ALLLLLLL that heartless :)

Touya: But Izuku~

Shouto: Touch him and you're dead

Natsuo: Yeah, back tf up

Keigo: Yeah, what they said, square up

Fuyumi: Leave him alone

Touya: How'd he get a protection squad so fast tf

Shouto: He seems to have that effect

Touya: I'm finding my way around this, you'll see, you'll ALL see