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Natsuo: Eyyy I want a chapter


Touya: YOU BROKE THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL


Touya: AND ON THE FIRST FUCKING LINE


Touya: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE


Shouto: ...the fourth wall?


Keigo: I too would like to know what the fourth wall is


Touya: Guys, in case you haven't noticed, but this is a strange ass fanfiction


Shouto: ...what the hell is fanfiction


Touya: The boy is innocent


Shouto: Wait I'm serious, what is it?


Natsuo: Well


Touya: NO ONE TELL HIM


Touya: He shall not know


Shouto: ???


Touya: You haven't gotten to the dark side yet


Touya: Stay put


Shouto: What?  You know what, I'm looking it up


Touya: NO, FUYUMI TAKE HIS PHONE


Fuyumi: Uh... I took it


Natsuo: ...Why is Shouto screaming so loud


Fuyumi: Oh god, Natsuo please take his phone from me, I don't want to deal with this


Natsuo: BUT THEN HE'LL SCREAM AT ME


Fuyumi: Not the screaming, I could care less about that... my eardrums are already broken from certain people... not mentioning names...


Touya: Enji


Natsuo: The old man


Keigo: Endeavor


Fuyumi: ...yeah


Fuyumi: Anyway, the messages??  What the hell??


Natsuo: From who?


Fuyumi: ...well it looks like it's from his boyfriend...


Touya: Say no more


Touya: KEIGO


Keigo: Yes?


Touya: Get in loser, we're going broccoli hunting


Touya: 



Keigo: I'm coming :D


Keigo: Wait a second, was that a Mean Girls reference?


Touya: NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, GET IN THE CAR


Keigo: OKAY :D


Keigo: Wait... you don't have a car


Touya: ...


Touya: THEN FLY ME TO THE MOON


Keigo: Why would I do that?  Wouldn't we both die?


Touya: Why the hell does no one ever understand my Neon Genesis Evangelion references?


Natsuo: oLd


Touya: FUCK OFF


Touya: I'm going to start making Jojo references from now on, maybe then everyone will understand


Natsuo: THERE'S NO TIME FOR A JOJO'S REFERENCE


Touya: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A JOJO'S REFERENCE


Fuyumi: I bet neither of you even watch that


Touya: Nope


Touya: But a little birdie told me that anything can be a Jojo's reference


Keigo: When did I say that?


Touya: ...you're lucky that I'm in love with you


Touya: buT seriously, KEIGO FUCKING FLY ME OVER RIGHT NOW


Keigo: My wings are tired 😩


Touya: you fucking WHAT


Touya: You know what, this is fine, this is fine


Touya: Yumi, can I ask a favor~?


Fuyumi: No


Touya: ahem


Touya: Let's try that again


Touya: Yumi, can I ask you a favor????


Fuyumi: No


Touya: Yumiiiiiiii


Fuyumi: No


Touya: Imouto


Fuyumi: No


Touya: I'll stop being a little bitch for a day


Fuyumi: A week


Touya: WHAT??  A WHOLE WEEK???  YUMIIIII


Touya: How about.... 3 days?


Fuyumi: A week, take it or leave it


Touya: ...


Touya: FINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Touya: I'll stop being a little bitchy bitch for a whole goddamn week >:(


Fuyumi: That's better


Fuyumi: Now, what did you want?


Touya: Okay here's the plan


Touya: Make an ice slide to help me get over quickly


Fuyumi: What?  I don't have the proper quirk training for that


Natsuo: I could totally use the Gru meme for this, but I already used it so that would totally spoil it


Touya: OKAY LOOK YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE, I'M WALKING


Keigo: Why not run?


Touya: Look KEIGO, I don't have the energy to walk, much less run, but apparently I don't have a fucking car and my future husband doesn't want to help me, and neither does my younger sister, so if you'll excuse me, MY FAT ASS IS GOING TO WALK OVER


Keigo: He called me his future husband 🥺


Natsuo: Man, you two make such a cute couple, but Touya is a huge bitch, how do you deal with him???


Keigo: Apparently I'm a bitchy bitch too, Endeavor said so.  But it's okay, I know it's a joke :D


Natsuo: ...aight so you're wholesome and if he ever tells you that AGAIN, fucking tell me


Natsuo: I have now formed the Hawks protection squad, who wants to join?


Fuyumi: I mean, if it means going against our father, then I guess I'm in


Touya: Fuck yeah, BUT HEY I'M THE ONE EVERYONE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON THIS CHAPTER, I'M LIKE COMEDY GOLD


Natsuo: It's not fair, everyone simps for you and then all of a sudden it's your show


Touya: I meaaaaan isn't that how it works??


Natsuo: I could literally say the same thing about Shouto and he wouldn't even care


Natsuo: See, there's a difference


Natsuo: You're just an ass


Touya:



Touya: EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME


Fuyumi: He isn't wrong though


Touya: sigh


Touya: Whatever, I reached my destination anyway


Touya: I'll be taking my leave now


Touya:



Touya: Until next time, hoes ;)


Fuyumi: Don't call me that


Touya:


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