Chapter 9 (The kids)

Quick info: (age)

Dick Grayson: 24

Barbara Gordon: 24

Jason Todd: 20

Tim Drake: 18

Stephanie Brown: 18

Cassandra Cain: 19

Damian Wayne: 10. Damian also has darker skin, like in Batman: Wayne Family Adventure webtoon, because I like it. I don't know why. It just fits him for me.

Duke Thomas: 17

Harper Row: 17

Cullen Row: 16

Terry Mcginnis: 17

Matt Mcginnis: 10

Carrie Kelley: 13

Also, please don't hate me for this. Tim is not bisexual in this AU. I'm not homophobic. I wouldn't be bothered if anyone made an LGBTQ character for a story, as long as they have a personality besides being homosexual. My issue with Tim coming out is that it felt like a sales-tactic DC used due to the rise of the LGBTQ community. I also don't like that it's the ONLY thing DC could think of for Tim's character development instead of giving him an arc or something. I prefer if DC made him a comic line where it shows how both capable and intelligent he is. Oh well, you can't have everything you want.

I'm giving no hate to any fan of the comic, and glad that you're able to enjoy it. Also, I'm not hating any LGBTQ people reading this. I'm sorry if you get offended somehow. If you hate this decision, then stop reading my fanfic instead of just sending me hate comments. I do not want to argue with anyone over a fanfiction. Please accept this as MY OWN opinion that I'm adding to MY story.

If you don't like this decision? That's your opinion, and you have the option to stop reading this fanfiction. I'm not stopping you.





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If yes, then please enjoy the chapter and have a lovely day or night.

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Hal Jordan (Green Latern)

I have faced aliens, super villains, and even some of the most dangerous beings in the universe. But nothing, and I mean NOTHING, could prepare me for this. Spooky edge lord Batman, who's Bruce Bloody Wayne, has CHILDREN.

Some looked in their early adulthood, some were in their adolescence, two were in their middle childhood, and there were even animals.

One guy was on the couch, in black and blue. He was holding the hand of a redhead girl with glasses in a wheelchair. Beside him is another guy in red and brown, wearing a jacket, and a streak of white hair, lying lazily. A small child with darker skin than the kids was sitting on a chair. On another chair was a teen who was also wearing a jacket.

On the floor were most of them, with pillows, food, and drinks. A guy in red was lying on the floor, cuddling a blonde girl in purple. Beside her was an Asian girl in black who was just about to eat popcorn. There was a black teen in yellow, playing on his phone. A girl with purple and blue hair was lying on the floor. Beside her was a teen who was sitting, huffing his knees. The two look a bit similar as if they're related. There was another redhead with glasses, but she looked younger and could use her legs. The was also a kid near the teen on a chair.

And for the animals. Two dogs, a cat, a turkey, a fricking cow, and a starfish in a jar that looks an awful lot like Starro.

"Aren't all of you supposed to be asleep?"

"Aren't you suppose to be at a fancy party, Old man."

"Come one, Jason, he's not old. He doesn't even have any white hair."

"Thank you, Harper."

"That we know off."

"I take it back."

"Guys, your being mean. He looks a day over 50."

"More like 75."

"Hahahahaha"

.....

"Did they just call Batman OLD!"

"I don't know if we should respect or fear them."

"Grrr. Father, why did you bother adopting or letting any of these imbeciles into your life."

"Oh, come one, Damian. I know you love us."

"I wasn't talking to you, Fat girl."

"EXCUSE ME."

"Stephanie, don't fight him. He's just trying to get to your head."

"Hmmm, fine. Only because you're both right, and I love you, Timmy."

"Ewwww. Get a room, love birds."

"If we did, you would've just told us to shut up, Jason. You've done it when Dick and Babs were flirting in the other room."

"Hmmm. Yeah, sounds about right."

"I'm sorry, you HEARD that as well."

"In our defense. The manor had thin walls. B had to renovate the building four years ago. Luckily the bat cave is liveable, and we blocked the secret entrance so no one would find out."

"Cass, you're not helping."

The kids started to discuss with one another. As if Batman himself was not in the room, wanting answers. He was the center of attention for a few seconds.

"Okay, everyone, QUIET!"

"Oh no, Bats that angry now."

"He's willing to terrify children. Seriously!"

"Even Superman's afraid when he's that angry."

The bat kids just looked at Batman. A moment of silence appeared, but none of the kids had fear in their eyes. They looked unimpressed, to be honest. They soon synchronize their answer.

"No"

They continue to their talk. Batman stares at them, not in disbelief but in tiredness. He puts his hand on his head and sighs like he has given up. Batman has given up. He has given up using his tactic to make the kids obey him way too long ago.

"Did they just say NO to Batman!"

"And SURVIVED!"

"And also DEFEATED BATMAN!!!"

"Yep, they earn our respect."

Batman looked at them and asked, "What are you doing?"

Again, they all synchronize their answer. "Taking the 'Who knows Batman personally' quiz we just created."

"There's a quiz about Batman?"

"I'm sorry, the what?"

"We made a quiz on your personality."

"Everyone pitched in except you."

"We use the computer to determine the best answer."

"And don't worry. The quiz is not public. Only we can read it."

"That doesn't ignore the fact that all of you made a quiz about me."

"If we asked you, would ya help?"

"No, because I think this is ridiculous."

"That's why you don't know."

"Because it's a destruction of my personal life. Although I douth you know everything about me."

"Which is why we just put the funny question."

".........Explain"

"All the questions are just the tip of the ice burg. Though very juicy."

"..........Tell me the question. I know I'm going to regret this already."

"Okay. Here's one. 'What is Batman type in women?'"

Batman now had a shocked expression, as if a couple was making out a realized they were not alone. (If you're wondering, I'm not speaking from experience. I just thought that was the best way to describe the expression.)

"I'm sorry, my what now?"

"Your type in women. You know, what girl you'd most likely date."

"Oh, this is certainly juicy."

"Cyborg, write down the answer in your head."

"Already prepare."

"I'm going to regret this. What's my type."

All the kids answer, "Villains."

.........

"What." That is all the heroes could say due to confusion.

"........Explain"

"Bruce, the two women who manage to soften your heart, both as Batman and Bruce Wayne, are villains."

"And we don't mean all villains. Just the 'sexy normal' ones."

"The ones with no powers."

"Or mental illness."

"Wear somewhat tight black leather outfits."

"Have tried to put scars on you."

"And succeed."

"Have committed several crimes."

"With some are foiled by you."

"And some they got away. Kissing you as pity for you."

"And some, if not most, end in makeout sessions on rooftops."

"WHAT." Now the heroes were more shocked. And at this point, Matt's ears are cover by Terry.

"And by most, we mean 88% to 90% of the time."

"Every vigilante in the family has accidentally seen you in action on rooftops."

"We still need to wash our eyes from said incident."

"Or heard their moans in the mansion whenever they visit you before the renovation."

"Luckily, Matt rarely visits here, so I don't have to deal with my little brother losing his innocence."

"I always knew IT was disgusting. You manage to make it unbearable and ten times worse, Father."

"And boy did you manage to make them scream your name."

"More like howled his name."

"And make them kinda addicted to worshipping you with their bodies."

Bruce was now silent, with a very noticeable blush on his face. The heroes were speechless. Some even covered their ears because of the horror. You can't blame them. They're hearing that Batman is a beast to villains almost every night.

"Was it that loud?"

"YES"

"That is one of the three reasons why me, Jason, and Tim never try to make a move on our girlfriends until we're married and just stick with kisses and cuddle."

"Wait, what are the other two."

"Great question, Harper. Another reason is the Old man's version of 'the bees and the birds' talk."

"I had nightmares after that talk."

"It couldn't be that bad."

"Steph. His version says that when me and you get too comfortable, you'll show me your 'whip' and try to 'scratch' me, so I have to show you who's boss."

Now more heroes close their ears, with some just being speechless. The female heroes blush at the statement, whether from embarrassment or that Batman's version sounds more horrible than the original.

Stephanie and Barbara just looked at Bruce in shock and embarrassment, yelling out, "BRUCE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING."

Bruce looked at them sheepishly and said, "I thought it is more appropriate." It wasn't. It was so much worse. So Much Worse.

"Anyways, The third reason is not because of dad. But because of the publicity."

"If the news found out we had girlfriends, they would go crazy. They did when they found out Dick and Babs are dating."

"And if we bought condoms, imagine the headline."

"Or if we had an abortion."

"Timmy, why would me or Babs want an abortion. B could pay for everything. He's a billionaire. We could even get Alfred to take care of the baby since he had to deal with a man child for like 50 years. And yes, I mean you, Bruce."

"I'm making an example. I know every girl in his room would ask Bruce for money and Alfred as a caretaker instead of having an abortion."

"Yeah, if Bruce realizes one of you was pregnant, he'll give you more child support than needed. He's reliable."

"More like gullible."

Bruce somehow manages to collect himself and ask, "What are the other question?"

"Oh, trying to change the subject from your weird love life. Well then, another question is 'Does Batman prefer a bugler or an assassin?'" Jason put a playful smirk.

Batman just looked at them with a deadpan expression. "This is why I rather not have the heroes know you're my children. You're too annoying to be my children, and I don't want the mess that will come."

"More like you're ashamed of us."

"............ I adopted most of you, still care for you even after breaking my number one rule in vigilantism, and willing to be your father figure when needed."

"And yet you never mention us."

"You just want them to know about the family so they would ask me non-stop questions."

"Yes. I mean, why wouldn't anyone want to ask about me. Your oldest and first adopted son/Robin, former acrobat, now Nightwing. Dick Grayson."

"Or his girlfriend and the first girl to enter the family/Batgirl, who you didn't adopt due to my father being your best friend. And after a certain indecent where the Joker shot me in the spine and impaled me. Making me the family hacker and Oracle. Barbara Gordon"

"Your second-oldest/adopted son and Robin, former thief and crime-lord, more or less a zombie since revived from death, and now Red Hood. Jason Todd."

"Your third adopted son and Robin, the only one smart enough to figure out your secret identity, the smartest one in the room, if I may add. Joining you due to Jason's death and having neglectful parents who later died, making me accept your proposal to adopt me. Now being Red Robin. Tim Drake."

"His badass girlfriend, who you know due to my connection with him. The fourth Robin, which sadly doesn't come in purple, the third Batgirl, and now the one and only Spoiler. Stephanie Brown"

"Your only adopted daughter and Asian in this family. Who consider perfect by the other girls. The second Batgirl, former Black Bat, and now Orphan. Cassandra Cain"

"Your 'ACTUAL' son, biologically. Train by assassins, raised by Ra's al Ghul and my mother Talia Ghul, a.k.a your ex. The fifth Robin. Damian Wayne, The Greatest Batkid."

"NO, YOU'RE NOT."

"QUIET, PEASANTS."

"Bruce, are we sure he's your biological kid. I know you're rude, but at least with us, we know it's out of love and for us to live. But he's just rude."

"I already took a blood test. positive"

"Well, we can't forget your fourth adopted son and the only meta and black kid. With the power of light and one of the few vigilantes who protect at day. The heroic Signal. Duke Thomas"

"The technological kid that both made and helped upgrade my tech. And vigilante at night, Bluebird. Harper Row"

"And her brother. Cullen Row."

The bat kids looked at him with confusion. He responded, "I wanted to feel included." Everyone laughs at the statement.

"Continuing the line. The teenage punk who met you when you beat up a gang that tried to rob me as Bruce Wayne. Now having the most futuristic bat suit, becoming the vigilante Batman Beyond. Terry Mcginnis." (I couldn't think of a name for him since Batman's already taken. So I named him after the show.)

"And him little brother, soon to be Robin Beyond. Matt Mcginnis."

"You're not going to be 'Robin Beyond,' Matt."

"Why? Damian's the same age as me, and he gets to be Robin."

"He was trained by assassins from the day he was born. You had a normal life. And then you found out your brother was a vigilante." Bruce stares at Terry during the final part of the sentence.

"I didn't know Matt would be awake when I returned home at night and took off my cowl."

Flashback

"Finally, I get to relax."

Terry took off his cowl and sat on the sofa. He got up when he was relaxed enough. He was about to go to his room when he realized Matt was beside his room. His mouth was open in shock.

"You're Batman Beyond."

"Shhhhh."

Terry looks around, making sure his parents aren't awake.

"Come to my room. I'll explain everything."

End of Flashback

"At least he didn't tell our parents."

"I promise to never tell my parents. I'm keeping it."

"And last but not least. The younger version of Barbara but less techy. Joining you when a gang called the mutants threatened to take over Gotham. Easily due to neglectful parents. Being the sixth Robin. Carrie Kelley."

Bruce looks around the room and says, "Now that you're all done. I'm going to sleep."

"What about patrols."

"Joker made a plan to us all the villains to destroy Gotham. They're all in Arkham now."

"Everyone."

"Yes."

"Including the Ghost one, the Condiment one, the Egg one, The one who sees Jason as her son." (The last one is Nocturna, and yes, it's canon. And a somewhat reader request.)

"Yes"

"Okay. But Bruce, you seriously can't keep us a secret forever."

"I have for this long. What's stopping me."

"Okay. But Father, you could at least introduce Dick, Jason, Tim, and me. Since we have more similar behavior to you."

Bruce, Dick, Jason, and Tim had their eyes on Damian. They all said, "Explain?"

"Besides the fact that I'm his only son by blood. Dick has your leadership and his own city to protect. Jason has your anger, fear effect, and fighting spirits. Tim has your intelligence and calm will."

Dick, Jason, and Tim form a smile and respond, "Thanks."

"Plus, like Father, you three have a specific type."

"Excuse ME!!!!"

"Dick's into redheads. Jason prefers fighters most of the time. Tim more or less likes blondes."

Barbara and Stephanie looked at each other and smirked. The two then said, "He's not wrong. I can confirm this."

"Oh, COME ON."

The kids started to discuss and argue. Bruce smiles at the scene and heads to his room. When he reaches his room, Alfred holds his shoulder.

"You're a good father, Bruce. Trust me, the kids agree with this. Don't you forget that."

"I won't. And the same goes for you. Thank you for being my father."

"I had to. And it's been a pleasure."

Alfred nodded and headed to his room for a nap.

Bruce opens the door, ready for some shut-eye. Only to get a surprise waiting for him. The surprise was both good and bad.

But to be honest. Bruce thinks it's purrfect.

"Hello, Handsome."

"How did you get here?"

"I have my ways."

"When did you change into a revealing nightgown."

"I'm always prepared for a moment like this."

It was at this moment the heroes knew. They are gonna f##ked up.

"You're really something." Bruce started to undress and use his Batman's voice.

This sends pleasurable shivers down Selina's spine. "Brucie, you know what the voice does to me." Her voice started to sound like purrs.

"I know. It's a worthy punishment for a bad girl."

"Oh baby, how terrible is this punishment going to be."

"You'll see." They had pure lust in their eyes and losing self-control as Bruce got closer to the bed. Both are ready for each other touch.




๐Ÿ™ƒ Meanwhile ๐Ÿ™ƒ

"Shut it off, NOW."

"Trying."

"Do we have to? We could see a sexy lady naked."

"Booster Gold, there are kids here."

"Hal, their eyes and ears are close. Just kick them out if needed."

"You realize that we'll also see Batman naked."

..............

"I change my mind. SHUT IT OFF NOW."

"Almost. And. Done."

"Phew."

"So, we're gonna have a lot to talk about when Batman returns."

"Yep."

"So now that we're done. Everyone just go back to your patrols and your normal lives."

They try to do that, but they are all anxious for answers.

To Be Continued

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