Chapter 6 (The Battle)

Green Arrow (Oliver Queen) POV

As the smoke cleared, a menacing clown prince of crime appeared in the middle of the park. He had a sinister smirk on his face, wearing his regular purple pant and coat with a 'HA' on the back and a dead flower, a yellow vest, a black shirt, a short green tie, and black shoes.

"Joker, what the H##l are you planning." "Ah, Batman. You know, the usual. Chaos, destruction, your Death."

"Of course, you'd be part of the alliance. You'll take any chance you have for that." "I am the only one worthy to kill him. And if you must know, I'm the leader, you feline traitor." "What can I say. I weighed my options. I don't lose. And, I have him as a bonus."

"Smart decision."

"Give it up, Joker. Surrender, and you won't have to face the GCPD and the Batfamily" "I don't see any of the Batkids." "They're busy. You won't harm them. Outnumbered and out of options." "You remember the good old, where it's just you and me. I hurt people, you beat me up, lock me in Arkham, I escape, and the process repeats. Now, these other people are ruining the game and my fun. NOT FUNNY. So I decided to take a page from your book."

"Oh no. Batman once told me when he says that, things get real serious and dangerous." Superman has grown concerned.

"Oh, come on, the guy's a clown. How much danger could he be? He doesn't even have an army."

Suddenly, multiple trucks and cars crashed through the GCPD (luckily, no casualties) and into the park. Goons and Thugs surround the Joker.

"The prisoners of Arkham and Blackgate."

"That's practically a small army." A surprise Beast Boy was followed by other surprise heroes, at the number of people Batman has to deal with daily.

"Spoke too soon, didn't I." My wife responded, "What do you think, Oli."

"Since your gonna have a private army, I might as well join the party." "So you allied yourself with every criminal in Gotham." "You have the Batfamily and GCPD on your side. I have Gotham villains and the prisoners of Arkham and Blackgate on my side."

The ground shook and rumbled.

"Sounds like they're coming now." Just then, multiple villains were in the area. "Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce Gotham Rogues."

"Bane, Killer Croc, Riddler, Penguin, Two-Face, Scarecrow, Mad Hatter, The Wonderland gang, Deathstroke, Deadshot, Firefly, Hugo Strange, Prof. Pyg, Victor Zsasz, Solomon Grundy, Talon, The Court of Owls, The Ventriloquist & Scarface, Ra's al Ghul, The League of Assassins."

"Please tell me that's all."

"Not even close."

"Blackmask, Killer Moth, Calenderman, Great White Shark, Hush, Anarky, The Phantasm, Cluemaster, Amygdala, Prometheus, Cooperhead, KGBeast, Arkham Knight(Astrid Arkham), Deacon Blackfire, Nocturna, Doctor Phosphorus, Electrocutioner, Leader of the mutant."

"Is he done because this is getting ridiculous?"

"I honestly don't know."

"Black Spider, Chancer, Ratcatcher, Music Mister, Dollmaker, Kiteman, Cavalier, Catman, Gentleman Ghost, Lock-up, Ther Eraser, Clock King, Zebra-Man, Zodiac Master, Onomatopoeia, Mister Bloom, Crazy Quilt, Egghead, King Tut, March Harriet, Mime, Orca, Polka Dot Man, Tarantula, Calculator, Kabuki Twin, Magpie, Condiment King, Lord Deathman. And way too many others for me to say in one breathe."

(None of these are OG. They're all in the comics. I had to look at the DC fandom to know these people. And they're still more.)

........

"HAHAHAHAHA"

"This is hilarious."

"How come Batman villains are this ridiculous."

"I can't breathe. HAHA. Too much laughing. HAHA."

"HAHA. Condiment king."

"Polka Dot Man."

"Calculator."

"We should visit Gotham meeting these villains will be worth it."

"Definitely"

"Agree"

"Batman, you have way too many villains." "Oh really, Gotham Girl. I didn't notice."

Joker puts on a purple top hat and a cane. Around him are multiple villains and prisoners. All of them want one thing, the end of Batman.

"Sadly for us. Clayface, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, Man-Bat, and UH Harley Quinn due to a case of being TRAITORS." "One, Mr. Freeze and Man-Bat are getting the help they need. Two, Clayface has turned a new leaf. Three, don't even think about messing with my girls." "Awww, is little kitty mad? Don't worry after this. I'm planning on making a house call." Catwoman snarled and had her claws out.

(The Gotham Sirens promise to protect each other cause they see each other as sisters, with Harley and Ivy seeing each other as lovers. The people they go to whenever they want to beat up someone are Gotham male villains, mainly being the Joker because he abuses Harley.)

Catwoman whispers to Batman, "Let me in on his beat down. I still have some payback in mind for what he did to Harley." "Deal. Take him out with the usual. Claws from the Cat" "Beat by the Bat."

"Well, without a further a do. Let the show begin." Joker shoots Batman in the mouth, only to have the new upgrade protect it.

The bat family prepares their fighting stance. Ghostmaker pulls out his two swords, Batwoman pulls out two Tec9s, Azrael pulls out and activates his flaming sword, Catwoman has her claws out, and Batman. All of them had their Bat face(the face that can scare the justice league).

"Great, now we have more than one Spooky," Hal said what most of us were thinking.

He beats up a couple of inmates before moving on to Bane. "Finally, time to break the Bat."

Bane punches Batman, only for him to slide under him, and uses the sharp part of his arm to slice Bane's leg. He threw a Batarang aimed at Bane's tube. Bane uses his left arm to block the hit. Bane tries to punch him again, only for him to dodge and strike him a couple of times. They continue this until Bane grabs Batman's leg holding him in the air, preparing to break his back.

"Now I shall BREAK the MAN." Batman activates his electric glove to shock Bane's head. He was freed and went behind Bane, throwing a freeze grenade (made by Mr. Freeze) at Bane's tubes. It froze immediately, and when Bane moved his back, it shattered. "NO, WHAT DID YOU DO." As Bane starts feeling weak, he uses an explosive gel on his fist and punches Bane's head, knocking him out.

A recording plays, but he cancels all of it due to the situation.

"Smart decision"

Ra's al Ghul tries to strike Batman from the back. He rolls out of the way and blocks Ra's sword with his arm.

"Ra's al Ghul. I didn't think you would stoop this low just to get me." "Detective, you've rejected my offer to rule the league, created a relationship with my daughter only to break her heart after 3 years, and turned my grandson against me." "I won't be the leader of killers. Talia used me for her own advantage despite our feelings for each other. And you only saw him as a weapon, trying to turn my SON into a cold-blooded killer." "The league of assassins needs a leader, and my grandson is the perfect candidate." "And I'm not letting you turn my son into a cult leader."

"Damn, that extreme level of family drama."

Suddenly, members of the league of assassins surrounded them. Ra's tries to attack Batman when he's distracted, but he counters the attack. "If you're not going to accept any of my offers. Then I will kill you and take back my grandson, even by force. So give up, Detective. As you said before, you're outnumbered. And your team is distracted with other problems." 'Damn, my only option is to beat them. Chances are I could die.'

When chances looked grim, a clay-like figure appeared behind one of the members.

"Great, now he has to deal with Clayface."

"Wait, didn't Joker say he's a traitor."

"That could mean he's working with Batman."

"That could also mean he just betrayed them. That doesn't mean he's working with Batman."

"I bet you 5 dollars that he's working with Batman."

"Deal."

Did Plastic man and Flash just make a bet on whether or not Clayface working with Batman? Yep, they just did.

Clayface then stretches his arms to punch Batman.

"Ha, I win."

Batman dodges him, and he hits to member behind Batman. Batman throws three Batarang, hitting three members who try to attack Clayface. "Good to have you here, Karlo." "Sorry I didn't come earlier. Batwoman just alerted me. I can handle this. You deal with the Joker." Batman nodded and ran past a couple of members. (For those wondering, Clayface is a member of the bat family in the comics.)

"Holy crap"

"Ha, I win."

"He actually works for Batman."

"Is he also a member of the family."

"Batman hires a known criminal for his team. Who does that."

"What about the birds of prey?"

"Or me." Plastic man stretches his arms, pointing at himself with big hands.

Ra's al Ghul got in his way. "You're not leaving this place alive, DETECTIVE."

He starts swinging his sword at Batman, using every sword technique he knows. Giving Batman a hard time finding an opening, he's forced to block and dodge all of Ra's attacks. He manages to almost strike Batman's mouth before he catches his sword in its track. Batman took his sword from his hand and beat Ra's al Ghul until he was knocked out and continued his path toward Joker.

Deathstroke stops Batman in his path and tries to attack him again. Batman uses Ra's al Ghul sword to counter and attack Deathstroke, putting them in a sword duel. While they're dueling, other villains decide to join the fight. Specifically, the hilarious and ridiculous one.

First was Kiteman. When Batman made Deathstroke lose his focus by throwing 2 explosive Batarang at him, he was about to strike until Kiteman hits him at the back of his head. "Hell yeah, Kiteman." Kiteman gloats at his success, only to be knocked unconscious when Batman punches his head.

Egghead tries to throw eggs at Batman that hit both him and Deathstroke. They ignored him until their patience ended and kicked his head, knocking him unconscious.

The calculator tries to use some of his machines and tries to use his intelligence to 'calculate' the perfect plan. He thought for too long cause as soon as he figured out a plan, he was knocked out.

The clock king tries to attack. But unlike the name suggests, he has no powers or any particular set of skills. So he was defeated.

The zodiac master uses the weapons from the zodiac symbol to help him but is defeated.

King tut tried to use an Egyptian spell but was unable to. Due to being knocked out the second Batman sees him.

Gentleman Ghost shot Batman, but it didn't affect his suit, and he knocked him out. (Hawkman and Hawkgirl gave some Nth Metal to the justice league, and Batman uses his share to upgrade the bat family suit and vehicle)

Mime gave a shot at Batman. Same with Zebra man, crazy Quilt, The Eraser, and Polka dot man. All failed.

Condiment king decided to shoot ketchup and mustard at him, hoping it'll do something. It did nothing, and he was knocked out as well.

Lord Deathman just gloats before Batman tricks Deathstroke into stabbing him.

"You trick him into killing me." "You literally can't die." "I can still feel pain." "And yet you try to be my nemesis, even with my record of beating my enemies most brutally." "And I will not stop." "All you can do is not die and be very good at yoga."

"Can I knock this annoying creature out?" "Be my guest. He already gotten on my nerves many times." Slade knocks him out after pulling his blade out. "Now, where were we." They continue to duel, with Batman victorious and breaking both Deathstroke and Ra's al Ghul swords.

Electrocutioner prepares to punch Batman. But Batman did a flying kick to his face that knocked him out. (like in Arkham Origins)

'Why can't any other heroes have these people as their villains. They'll have a blast fighting them.'

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Hahaha, this is great."

"Haha, too good."

"Haha, can't stop laughing, hahaha."

"This is hilarious."

"I'm definitely visiting Gotham now."

"Want to watch this again, John."

"Sure, love. This gonna be great."

(The last 2 sentence were between Zatanna and John Constantine. And yes, they're a couple.)

Right in front of Batman is the Joker in the middle of the park. "Finally, Bats. I thought you may have forgotten about me." "Assembling an army to attack me, forcing me to go to the park, making sure the bat family is here. What are you planning, JOKER!" "Oh nothing, just THIS." He presses a comm, and suddenly all of the Justice League were getting a threat signal.

"What did you do!" "Me, I just sent a threat signal to every hero in the world. Making them think that their cities are about to be destroyed. While in reality, they're just being distracted from the fact that I'm gonna blow up Gotham. HAHAHAHAHA." He reveals a computer behind his back with markings on what looks like Gotham.

"Every single one of the dots in this laptop is the location of a bomb. Some are more dangerous than others. I know the Justice League will try to help you, so I prepare a little distraction." "You're gonna kill 10 million people." "10 million minus everyone here. I make sure the park is protected with a force field that can withstand the explosion right now." He presses a button that activates a force field.

"Now, Batman. If you want to save Gotham, you have to deactivate the bombs by hacking the laptop. All while you're fighting me and my goons. BOYYYSSSSSSS." Joker goons gather around Batman. "So what are you gonna do. You have 1 minute before everything goes boom boom." 'Even I can't escape a situation like this.'

"We have to help him."

"We can't. The zeta tube to the Bat cave has been deactivated."

"What about just teleporting to another city."

"The Zeta will take too long. Even if Flash or Superman can get to the city on time, they won't be able to find all the bombs before time runs out."

"So Batman out only hope."

Just when Batman ran out of options and was about to give his all. Vines started to grow under the goons. "Sorry I didn't come sooner. Had some toxic waste companies to deal with. And no, I didn't kill anyone." "What red says. I'll deal with Mister J, it's payback time" Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn came to view. Poison Ivy's dealing with the Goons, and Harley Quinn's taking care (Beating the h##l out) of Joker. Batman starts using his suit tech to hack the laptop, getting access through the arm. He hacks all the bombs one by one. With 5 seconds remaining, he was dealing with the last bomb, managing to deactivate it just when the timer hit one. The timer ended, and confetti came out behind the laptop with no explosions.

"HE DID IT"

"YES"

"NO ONE IS DYING TONIGHT"

"VICTORY"

"CHEERS TO BATMAN"

"HOORAY"

The force field was shut down but activated again. This time, the force field was smaller, with only Batman and Joker, who was chased by Harley's hyenas. "YOU, you couldn't just let me win, can you. The only time I've WON is when YOU aren't even around to stop me. Well, I have had enough." He pulled out a trigger, and a bomb was shown in the middle of the area. "Now, if I can't kill 10 million people. I might as well kill you." "Are you insane? The explosion will kill us BOTH!!" "Well then, till death do us part."

"He's insane."

"He goes to Arkham, Oli. Everyone there is crazy."

Joker was about to press the button, but Batman managed to throw a reverse Batarang (a Batarang that hits the back of the target) and grapple the trigger to his hand, crushing it. He rushed to the middle and destroyed the force field generator. Grabbing the bomb and throwing it as high as possible. Throwing a Batarang, making it explodes.

"YES"

Joker shoots Batman with a Bazooka, but he catches the rocket.

"Wow, he's strong."

"Can you stop admiring his muscle, pretty bird."

"You can't blame a girl for looking. Besides, you don't need to get jealous, considering I married you, Oli. On purpose, if I may add." She smirked at me.

I don't know if I should be happy or offended at her. She can play with me like a doll, and I wouldn't even mind.

He throws the rocket in the air with a Batarang, making it blow up. Joker charges at Batman with knives in each hand. Batman forcefully unarms him and throws him onto the laptop. He gets up, pulls a revolver out, and shoots Batman multiple times. Batman took the gun from his hand, tossed it away, and beat him up. (Arkham origin style)

He starts punching the Joker, increasing in speed with every hit. He finishes with a hard punch to the face.

"That was brutal."

"That was awesome."

"I think he broke his teeth."

"This is why we don't mess with Batman."

Batman then punches Joke again.

"HE'S NOT DONE."

Batman proceeds to beat Joker up again. This time, it ends with a powerful uppercut.

"OUNCE, that gotta hurt."

"He definitely broke his jaw."

"He's bleeding."

"He already looks so beaten up."

Batman continues to beat the Joker up.

"WHEN IS HE GONNA STOP"

Batman bodyslams him to the ground and holds his neck as if he was choking him. All while Joker was laughing. "Come on, show me the monster I see you as, the one you truly are."

"Is he CHOKING him?"

"Wait, what did he mean by 'the monster I see you as.'"

"Let me edit the spell."

Zatanna edited the spell to see Joker's POV. What we saw scared us. We saw how he sees Batman. A dark figure with white eyes, a demonic and dark body, and a terrifying face.

"Holy crap, that's TERRIFYING."

"I'm definitely gonna have nightmares."

"I got a new fear."

"I think we ALL now have a new fear."

Batman raises his fist and punches Joker, knocking him out. His POV was shut down, and returning to see Batman as his regular self. He lets go of Joker, standing up, looking around him to see the villains have been beaten. "It's over, Joker. You've lost."

To Be Continued

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