Blue Beetle(Jaime Reyes)

After Batman said that, he punched the thug until he was unconscious. And by punch, he just beat the guy up in one strike. How is he so strong?

Then, a couple of feet behind him, a thug has taken a woman as a hostage, pointing a gun right into the head. He threatens Batman to not move at all or else he'll shoot, as the woman pleads with the tug to let her go.

"Ha, like Batman doesn't have a plan to take him down," said Aquaman(Arthur Curry) with pride. He is always so proud of everyone he knows, from his wife(Mera, who also came) to his friends.

"So, what're you gonna do now, Batman." The three magic-user edited the spell to hear what he was thinking. "He's too far for me to reach even. His eyes indicate that he's being serious and has almost zero mercy, not a good sign."

"Like this will stop Batman," said Green Lantern(John Stewart), who, with everyone, knows that Batman has outsmarted many people. Sadly that includes themselves.

"Haha, are you gonna risk this poor unfortunate soul to die just to get little ol' me" the thug still mocking him. "Any movement I make, whether advantage or not with be of no use. My weapon or gadget has been limited to those remotely controlled by the suit. Meaning no disruptor, batarang, grapple, or stunner. I could try to distract him using the screeching mode or the fire alarm with no problem, but the sudden shock could cause him to pull the trigger. The bat drone won't work as well."

"Come on, Bruce." said a concerned superman. I decided to speak, "Are we gonna just ignore the number of weapons and gadgets Batman just mentioned." The people around me started to feel unease with what I mentioned. Kid Flash(Wally West) then comments, "Note self, never mess with Batman unless you want to get your ear burst, tied up, or electrocuted." Everyone agrees.

"Come on, think of a wa-." Before he could finish his train of thought, a notification in his cowl showed a message from 💎 Cat 💎. We saw his face, he WAS blushing, and he opened the chat. (the cowl can do commands made by the brain, including texting)

💎 Cat 💎

(Batman on the left, Catwoman on the right) 

Hey, handsome 😊

Handsome? was thought by everyone who was watching

What do you want, Cat?

Aww, I just talked to you, bats. Is that too much to ask. 😉

Kind of in the middle of something.

If a girl's flirting with you, just say so.

You're communicating through a secure network to my cowl, of course not.

2 things I want to mention:

1. Good, because if you do, I'll scratch her face off.

Does Batman have contact with a yandere

2. I know, I'm in the gala wearing THE suit.

Wait, what|Wait, what (yes, both Batman and everyone else said it at the same time)

Suddenly a whip caught the thug's arm. He tried to shoot the hostage, but his arm was pulled before the trigger, causing him to miss and the hostage to get away. He was beaten up until he was unconscious by a stunning female figure.

"Who's the fine-looking lady" was what Booster Gold(Michael Jon Carter) first said when we saw the figure. He earns a stern glare from all the women. Most of the guys, including myself, just facepalm. The other nodded in agreement and looked at the figure with blush and awe.

The figure then turns around to look at Batman. The figure was wearing skin-tight leather attire, gloves, boots, and a belt near her hips. A leather mask was on her face that revealed her face with goggles above her face and a seductive smi- "WAIT A DAMN SECOND, THAT'S CATWOMAN" yelled by black canary.

The bird of prey has fought and worked with Catwoman. She has always made sure most of her face was covered when working together. Luckily the three Gotham ex-villains turn anti-heroes girls(Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Catwoman) are somewhat members/allies. Their mission report says that the three have turned a new leave. Although not entirely, as some old habits die hard. Forced them to sometime return to Arkham for a couple of months with being released early sometime for good behavior. Progress : )

Although, Batman has never gotten her secret identity. He has a file for every single one of his rogue's galleries. Completed with age, gender, backstory, current status, and identity. He still labels her as a thief but adds '/ally' and changes her from villain to an anti-hero.

She then helps Batman take out the remaining thugs. The two work perfectly with each other as if this isn't their first time. Also, did Batman smile.

When the thugs were defeated, she spoke. "Okay, head to the elevators one by one until you've reached the lobby, so the GCPD will help you. Go in an orderly manner unless you want to make a fool out of yourself." They did as told and hurried to the elevator in the other room. When they were left in the room alone, she closed the doors and started to walk seductively toward Batman.

Batman then started to talk, " You came." To which she replied with a smirk, "You seemed surprised."

"I called you to be my plus one. You said you couldn't make it, so I went alone." Does he have her phone number? "Well, I am known to be a liar. Plus, not coming to a party in one of the richest building, filled with expensive valuables to stole, and a handsome and ripped host, I thought you knew me better, Bruce." She says as she places a hand on his chest (the bat symbol)

Wait, "SHE KNOW HIS IDENTITY" was said by everyone in the room.

"HOW COME HE TRUST A THIEF AND A COP OVER US" was yelled by Green Lantern(Hal Jordan). He trusts a cop and a thief more than the Justice League unbelievable.

"Your trouble, you know that, don't you. Selina." Wait, so she's SELINA(everyone was thinking of this). She seductively smirks, both hands on his chest, leaning closer to his ear, and whispers. "And yet you still fell for me. What are you gonna do, bat." Wait, are they flirting with each other

She then kiss him on the lips, to which he accepts and embraces her in his arms while the two close their eyes. The two spent the next couple of seconds in pure bliss.

While this was happening, the watchtower erupted again. Could you blame them? They're seeing Batman making out with a thief.

"HOLY CRAP"

"WHAT ARE WE SEEING RIGHT NOW"

"OKAY, THIS IS TOO MUCH"

"WHAT AM I SEEING RIGHT NOW"

"THIS IS SO WEIRD IN MANY WAYS"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING"

"HOW LONG DID HE KEEP THIS RELATIONSHIP FROM US"

"SHE'S DATING BATMAN"

"SHE HAS A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM"

"HOW COME BATMAN GETS A HOT CHICK"

Booster Gold, a.k.a who said the last sentence, was slapped behind the head by Hawkgirl, who was there to make sure his mouth shut. Green Lantern(John Stewart) was also there to make he won't hit on his lover unless he wants a green lantern-powered knuckle sandwich to his face.

The two continued making out until an 'Ahem' was heard. He separates from each other to see Jim Gordon, his partner, and a brown-skin woman. She was wearing dark blue pants, an open jacket with an id card, a black shirt, and a gun holster. She must be Renee Montoya.

Gordon's partner then spoke, "We just came here to help after helping most of the civilians with the rest being helped by the GCPD to help, and instead of a fight, we saw you two make out with each other." The three were looking at Batman with a stern faces.

He blushes, the dark knight is blushing, and replies, "Commissioner Gordon, Detective Bullock, Detective Montoya, it's good to have you here." Detective Montoya then replied, "You mean to have us here to see you two spark." The two blushed, BATMAN is BLUSHING, and she continued, "Also, I thought we were close enough to call each other by our names Bruce."

"Oh great, add her to the list of who Batman trusts more than us." said an annoyed Flash, Hal just nodding his head in agreement. This feels more like watching a betrayal of trust than Batman's life.

Gordon's partner then commented, "It's also necessary considering we're part of the bat family, and she's your cousin's lover." Renee smirked and said, "Harvey's right even Kate has told you many times." Much to Batman's dismay.

.........

"Batman has a cousin."

"She's her lover."

"She's a lesbian."

..........

"Compared to the others, this is the least shocking secret."

Why do I feel like karma coming for us?

Batman then replied, "Got it. Have you found anything that may help us know two face plot?" Harvey replied, "Noting, except a thug, wanted to give you this after we arrested him." He handed Batman an envelope. "Thanks, Harvey."

"DID HE JUST THANK HIM"

yep this is weird

He opened the envelope and took out a folded paper with a green question mark. "Riddler." He opens and reads it. Hello, Batman. I presume you are reading this after one of the two-face thugs gave it. Yes, we're working together. And yes, we're not the only ones. You can think of it as a temporary alliance to take you out of the picture. And since I'm feeling nice, here are some hints. I have wings that don't flap, but I can fly. And I'm so good at what I do, you can say I'm on fire. Who Am I, Batman?

''I have wings that don't flap, but I can fly. And I'm so good at what I do, you can say I'm on fire. I can fly. I'm on fire. Fly, fire." He then spoke, "Firefly."

Suddenly, a sound of a flamethrower was heard as well as a voice. "You called Batman. HAHAHAHAHA"

To Be Continued