I may be a villain but WHY do I have to play one?

Me: You want me to do what?


After the whole morning fiasco, Hawks lead me to ground beta or that was how this huge training ground was called and told me that I was to play villain.


Me play villain?


Buddy, did you look at me?


Did you ever heard of Vulture?


I am a freaking villain?!


Why do I need to play one?


How the fuck did you even come up with that?


I could literally kill them!


Hawks: Play the villain for this exercise.


Me: Chicken, did you just fry your brain?


Hawks: Don't get mean!


Me: I AM A FREAKING VILLAIN! What do you mean play the villain for this exercise?!


Hawks: Kinda true.


Me: Kinda?


Hawks: Kid, you did more good than evil.


Me: Keep going and my kill count will increase by one.


Hawks: Aww come on kid.


Me: Didn't I say to stop calling me kid, you dumb rooster!


Hawks: And I said you should stop calling me chicken! So we are even!


Me: No we are not since you threw a bucket of water on me.


Hawks: You still angry at that?


Me: Yep and you will get it back.


Hawks: *Sigh*


Me: Yeah just be scared! My revenge will be sweet!


Sweet!


That's it!


I will use honey on him!


Yes!


A chicken marinade in a honey sesame sauce!


Sounds good!


Hawks: Okay I should have explained it more.


Me: Yep.


Hawks: We are as I said in ground beta.


Me: Yeah a huge fucking city!


Hawks: Hey, don't judge!


Me: You teaching world domination or how to overthrow a city here? What is this? A villain school?


Hawks: ... Vul, you are going overboard!


Me: WHERE! Just fucking look around you!!!


Hawks: Arg! Vulture stop being dramatic! This city was only building for heroes to train hostage situation and also how to capture villains without doing too much damage.


Me: Someone should have send Endeahoe back here!


Hawks: I am not gonna comment on that one.


Me: Okay so this city is here for an exercise but still why do I need to be the villain?


Hawks: You want to be the hero instead?


Me: Nope.


Hawks: As I already said this is a hero vs villain exercise. The hero class 1A will be put in groups and will try to apprehend the villain or find the bomb the villain placed in the building we are currently in.


Me: Bomb?


Hawks: A fake one.


Me: Show it to me!


Hawks: You will see it later!


Me: Okay, I will find it on my own.


With that I went to the rooftop door and opened it. Hawks was following me close by.


Hawks: We are supposed to go back to the class. I still need you to introduce yourself


Me: As if a villain would do that! If you want them to have experience one then they will need to be prepared to deal with one just by knowing they are against one.


Hawks: True but the school year just started.


Me: And people are losing their lives out there because of such a mistake.


Hawks: ...


It wasn't hard to find the bomb at all and the moment I went into the room with the bomb I couldn't help but gasp.


Me: How realistic should this exercise be?


Hawks: I don't know.


Me: In no freaking way would a villain ever have such a huge bomb!!! In what freaking world are you guys living!!!


Hawks: It's an exercise after all.


Me: Nope! I am so not going to participate in an exercise that is as unrealistic as this one.


I went towards the bomb and opened my wings and jumped into the air. Just a few seconds later and I cut the huge outer metal into pieces and began throwing the pieces out of the window. All but one and that one was in my hand.


Me: This is a size of a normal bomb.


Hawks:.... HOW? This was one of the strongest metal there is. Not even I can scratch that thing. How sharp are your feathers?


Me: Very!


Hawks: But they are so cute and fluffy too.


Me: Did you just call them cute? I get that they are soft and look fluffy but how the hell did you come up with cute? They are black feathers and sharper than a razor blade!!!


Hawks: Ahm Change of topic. I don't think you are allowed to do that.


Me: I just did anyways!


Hawks: ... I can see that.


Me: Where are the support column of this building?


Hawks: I don't know.


Me: What do you know?


Hawks: That you are taking this way to serious right now.


Me: You wanted a villain! Why should I play one if I am one!


With that U went past him and began wandering around the whole floor until I was sure I found the wall that was important and once this wall was destroyed the whole building was give in. After that I used my wings and cut a part of the ceiling. It was just a small whole that I did and put the bomb in there.


Me: So know that this is done. Let's go outside and be ready to greet the heroes.


Hawks: Vul, you do realize that you are not allowed to kill them or harm them too much.


Me: I do and?


Hawks: Why are you smiling like that then?


Me: Like what?


Hawks: I mean you have a ... how should I put this.... I mean you could describe it as an evil Cheshire smile.


Me: Ohh because I am excited for one.


Hawks: I'll be in the air and close by to stop you if you go too far.


Me: Oh so you are not in my team?


Hawks: No.


Me: Good to know. You would have been a burden either way chicken.


Hawks: Did you just call me a burden? I will have you know that I am the fastest hero and the number 3 too.


Me: And I am the fastest villain! Besides what will you do if I go too far? You can't even keep up with my speed.


Hawks: I can't but this room was upgraded so the moment you do go overboard I'll just have to activate the defense system and a sleeping gas fill the room in matter of seconds.


Me: And I could kill everyone in matter of seconds so it's still too slow.


Hawks: Kid, stop sounding like a villain! You are not one at heart!


Me: Why can't you get this in your dumb thick chicken brain! I. AM. ONE.!!!


After I sad that I went past him and out of the building to the roof top again. I wanted to greet the heroes on a special way after all.

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