I woke up in a rather dark room and found myself chained to a desk. A closer look to the cuffs that were uses to chain me to the table I realized they were quirk-cancelling cuffs. I than started to look around and saw a two-sided mirror. I could still feel my quirk, which meant that these cuffs were not doing their job at all.

HAH!

This won't keep me here for long!

But I will play with you for a little while.

I am curious to know what you know about me.

Although I have quirk cancelation cuffs on, I could still feel the wings I have tucked in. All the cuffs do is prevent me from moving around freely. It was not a problem for me to break them or escape but I felt like they were watching me and I am not that dumb to free myself and try to escape without knowing who and how many people were behind that glass.

Me: You wanna come and talk to me or just stare at me like a caged animal.

I may not look like it but I sure felt like a caged bird and I didn't like it one bit.

This still doesn't make any sense.

Why am I in this interrogation room?

Why am I not in a cell or a prison?

They can't know the specific connection I have with the LOV?!

Ok.... let's breath and calm down!

That's it!

Calm down!

You will only freak yourself out!

The door opened and aka All Might came in.

All Might: Ok listen up I have some questions for you!

Me: Bold of you to assume I would simply listen to it!

What did you expect my attitude to be like after basically shooting me down from the sky?

Did you really thing I would be like "Thank you for bringing me down" Thank you my ass! And of fucking course I am angry. Hence my friendliness!

I didn't like being chained and this whole situation was messed up. I was not the least bit nervous. Scared yes but nothing else.

Hopefully this is all just an misunderstanding.

I really hope they won't be trying to get information out of me.

All Might: You little piece of -

Me: WHAT? SHIT? Did you look into the mirror? You look like diarrhea!

All Might: That's it! I am not playing nice anymore!

Me: Oh that was playing nice? Wow old man, I would applaud but as you can see I can't. On top of that, someone needs to get you an Oscar for that perfect act!

All Might: Are you dumb or just stupid?

Me: I would go for crazy since you currently are taking the top spots in both categories!

All Might: ENOUGH! Do you know the LOV?

Let's just play dumb and get him more angry!

Me: LOV? Oh you mean the land of the vikings? Man you are watching way to much TV!

He than slammed his hand down on the table. I could feel the vibrations of the hit thanks to the cuffs. He was definitely angry.

Would I stop with the nonsense?

NOPE!

All Might: DON'T YOU DARE LIE!

I could hear his facial expression changing and I could only guess that someone just told him something over the earpiece he was wearing, something he does not like at all.

All Might: Now tell me! Are you a member of LOV?

Me: Not shouting anymore?

He was gritting his teeth and asked the same question again.

All Might: Now tell me! Are you a member of LOV?

Let's see how long you can keep up that act!

Me: A member of the Library of virginity? Never was invited to this place but do tell me where is that place. You clearly know it!

All Might: LOV! THE VILLAIN GROUP YOU ARE PART OFF!

Me: Hmmm are you sure it's nor a Letter of Vigilante?

HAHA

Fun fact there is only one vigilante letting their prey know that he was on their trails.

It's so stupid but hey, if he likes that.

To bad it was also his death note.

His expression was getting grimmer every second he was staying in the room with me and he stopped shouting again but his fists were traveling because of the sheer anger he was feeling right now.

Me: Uhh someone's angry!

All Might: Let me then tell you what LOV stands for. I mean the League of -

Me Legends. But dude are you not to old for that, old geezer?!

All Might: You are one fucking idiot!

I agree with you!

But only because you were fucking shooting a damn bird out of the sky! Of fucking course I would be mad and up to no good the moment I wake up!

Me: AWWw thanks that's the nicest thing someone ever said to me!

I was smiling from ear to ear, never did I scream or flinch at all.

All Might: Did you hear about the League of Villains?

Me: Is that some kind of game?

All Might: You are a lost cause.

Me: I agree! So where can I buy that game?

All Might: It's not a freaking game, it's an organization. AND YOU ARE PART OF THIS ORGANISATION!

He is loosing his cool again!

Me: Ohhhhhh. You sure you are not mistaken?

All Might: Why did you join them? Was it because of the money? Why did you do it? Do you wanted to get some attention?

Me: No, I didn't do anything like this. I would never to this! I am not that cheap! You can't just by my body!

After I told him that, he slapped me with enough force to let me fall off the chair. It was hard to stand up with my hands still chained to the table. Luckily, for me he left the room and Nezu walked in together with a detective, Eraserhead and Hawks. It was also that chicken that helped me back into my chair.

Me: *Sigh* Not you again, chicken! You are bad luck!

Hawks: I am not a chicken!

Me: You smell like one you eat that damn stuff everyday, so you are one!

Hawks: What? That doesn't even make sense!

Me: Cannibalism!

Hawks: I AM NOT A GOOD DAMN CHICKEN!

Nezu: I am sorry to interrupt this but we have some question.

Looking at the chimera I could tell that he was amused by this.

Me: I am hearing.

Detective: Villain alias Vulture. Age unknown, Name unknown, kill count 666. Is that true?

Me: Never killed anyone! Especially not 666. I would be damned to kill exactly so many people like the devils number!

Detective: True, if you didn't kill them then what did you do with them?

Me: Skip.

Detective: Huh?

Me: I won't be answering this.

Nezu: Then let me make an assumption and you tell us how close I am.

Me: Sure go ahead.

Nezu: You are capturing these heroes and villains for a bounty or even self-justice?

Me: Both completely wrong!

Detective: Why did you decided to be villain?

Me: ... Personal reasons...

Eraserhead: Don't want to answer that?

Me: Nope.

Hawks: Nugget, I know that you are not villainous, so why?

Me: Did you just call me nugget, you overgrown rooster!

Eraserhead: *Sigh*

Detective: Can we please go back to the question?

Me: You don't know anything and you wouldn't even understand!

Eraserhead: Than help us understand, kid.

I wonder who else is behind these glasses?!

Nezu: I believe you won't be telling us anything about the LOV am I correct.

Me: Why ask if you know the answer already?

Nezu: Fine, then let's go to the part of why I am here. I want to establish a villain rehab program and you are the first one to be in the program. You will be joining the hero courses class 1A which is Eraserhead's class.

Me: NAH-HA! Just put me behind some bars!

Detective: Unfortunately we can't do that.

Me: Why not? You have enough evidence to know that I am Vulture and since I use my quirk freely and stole some shit... I clearly broke the law.

Detective: A kid like you doesn't belong there. We also think that the LOV will most likely try and get you out. Besides that, you don't have any other choice.

Hawks: Oh and you will be staying with me birdy!

Me: HECK NO!

With that, I opened my wings and cut myself loose with one precise movement. My wings were now opened and pointing threatening sharp around Nezu's neck.

Hawks had some of his feathers up in the air and Eraserhead had his quirk active and his capture weapon floating around his neck. Too bad that I was faster and thanks to the hostage situation no one was able to move.

Me: WHY ME?

Nezu: Because you are a good kid Phoenix.

Me: Don't call me that! I am Vulture!

Nezu: Not for all the kids you saved. They still call you Dark Phoenix or even Fallen Angel.

Me: I SAID DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Eraserhead: Okay, kid. Put your wing away.

Me: Or else what?

Detective: What do you want kid?

Me: What does it take for you to not get me into the villain rehab?

Eraserhead: Kid, killing is not the answer for it.

Me: Who said I would kill him?

Detectiv: If not that what else?

Nezu: How about this: You will be staying in UA's property in a building sharing the floor with Hawks.

Me: And that makes the situation better how?

Nezu: You are free to go wherever you like in bound of UA's ground.

Me: Will I be able to fly around freely?

Nezu: Yes.

Me: No restriction, no shock collar?

Nezu: No. I will be trusting you.

Me: Why?

Nezu: I think you won't be betraying my trust besides that the whole ground is covered in motions sensors so I will know exactly where you go and when you leave the property.

Me: Will I be able to leave the property?

Nezu: Not alone but yes.

Me: And all I have to do is going to his class? Why? What do you have out of this?

Nezu: Nothing.

I looked at him and I could see his smile changing into a Cheshire smile.

Me: What if I escape?

Nezu: I guarantee you, that you wouldn't be able to do that.

Me: How come? I am faster than the fastest hero!

Nezu: We need you to wear a special bracelet in order for you to move so freely. It won't hurt you or shock you. All it does is send us your location constantly.

Me: I still refuse. I think sitting behind bars is still better than dealing with other brats. No offense Eraserhead.

Eraserhead: None taken.

Nezu: This is not to debate.

Me: Ohh but I am not the one that is so close on getting killed.

Nezu: You won't kill me.

Me: You are right, I won't but I can get out of here.

Nezu: Outside of this room are currently All Might, Endeavor, Midnight, Present Mic, Grand Torino, Recovery Girl and Ectoplasm not to mention every police officer.

Me: With other words no chance in escaping right?

Nezu: Exactly.

Me: Okay.

I retrieved my wings back but I was still standing and looking at them.

Nezu: Great. Glad to see we came to an agreement.

With that, the heroes left the room and Midnight came in.

Me: OH HELL NO!

I saw the smoke and knew what was about to come. Not wanting to fall down, I held my breath and laid down on the floor before breathing the gas in.

Midnight: Huh... First time I see someone getting ready to be sent to sleep.

Me: Well I don't like falling to the ground very much.