Dirk X Male!Reader (Homestuck)

His hands lingered on your hips as he rested his chin on your shoulder. He hummed as he looked down at the food you had been cooking.


"The hell's that?" Dirk as he stared down at the pan you were cooking with.


"I'm hurt- truly. What does it look like? I'm making stir fry." You said as you flicked yourv wrist up and some of the vegetables in the pan flew up in the air for a moment before falling back onto the pan. Dirk frowned, his nose scrunched up at the smell of the food


"I don't know how I feel about this" he admitted as his eyes flicked from the food to you. "Last time you tried to poison me."


"I added onion to your burger. You didn't even know you were allergic to onion. If anything I helped you." You scoffed as you leaned over to turn the heat down. He rolled his eyes.


"I'd never have had to know if I had an allergy  if you hadn't added one" he huffed and you laughed, leaning away.


"You're welcome." You said as you turned and placed a kiss to his cheek. "Now check the rice. Is it done?" You hummed. Dirk let out a grumble, digging his fingers into your hip for a moment before standing beside you, looking over at the pot of rice.


"It's done" he stated as he took the pot from the handles. He sauntered over to sink and with the lid of the pot he tipped it over, watching the water fall out before he tipped it back. You took the time to lean over and turn off the oven. "Where do you want this?" He asked. You smiled and pointed to the large bowls on the counter.


"Just throw them in those bowls." You turned your attention back to the pan. You carefully turned around, being sure to not hit Dirk as you leaned over the bowls. You laughed as you noticed that he put a significant amount of rice in one bowl. You poured more of the contents of the pan into the bowl with less rice before putting the rest in the other bowl. "Let's eat" you said as you grabbed your bowl, the one with more rice, and moved past Dirk who stared at his own bowl.


"It's not as bad as I thought" he said as he put his empty bowl in the sink. "But it doesn't beat-"


"-Burgers" you both said. He turned to look at you, a lazy smile graced his lips as you rolled your eyes.


"It was amazing babe" he said as he leaned over and kissed you. You kissed back before pulling away.


"I'm glad. We should cook together more often" you hummed and he silently agreed as he helped you clean the dishes.

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