Seriousness is not an option

Walking on all fours every creature/ animal moved aside for you.


While you just had a decent conversation with Agony. "You know what we should have visited?" Agony gets excited feeling peace from the inside of your heart. "Well I don't even know if it still exists. I don't even know where we are. But I feel like I should have given some effort on going. I should have taken us to a place called the beach."


Agony searches your memories. "It's beautiful." Agony says astonished to just learn about there being a giant mass of water surrounding the world. "Yeah it is." Agony feels the sadness but peaceful feeling inside you. "You wish to see it don't you?"


Stopping you look up at the building where your daughter lays. "Yes." You respond back sitting down on the ground letting out a small whimper. "I should have taken -us- there." Starting to walk again you ignored all that was going around you. "I wonder what we should expect?" Agony asks curious. "Oh God if she makes a Mr.X we are fucked."


Agony: "....."


You: "...."


Agony : "Pffttt hahahaha!"


You start to laugh with him/her. "Oh no! Here comes Mr.X! What should I do! I feel so weak and powerless!" Agony says sarcastically.


"AW! Son of a bitch I love that song!"


Agony starts to make the beat of the beginning of the guitar. "Ding dung ding ding ding ding. Ding dung ding ding ding. Drum sounds." Shaking your head you sneeze. "Sorry I'm allergic to how fucking terrible that was. I'd rather listen to the jaws theme playing."


Agony mimicking you in the background.


"Fuck you! Wait! Agony you've never heard Weak and powerless how did you know the beat?"


Agony rubbing it's slime on your brain and you suck in air feeling itchy from your brain. "Don't do that Agony. I feel violated. My brain is a virgin it's never been touched like that."


Agony laughing evilly while wiggling in your brain. Rolling on the ground you dug your nails into your head. "Stop! Stop!"


Agony stops continuing to laugh. "You evil!" You smash your head against the ground."Piece of shit!" You crack the ground and Agony stays quiet before exploding out loud "YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA! ELLA, ELLA EH, EH, EH!"


Rubbing your forehead you shake your head. Continuing to walk to your destination.


"Anyways! Like I was saying! The reason I ask is because you know it's my memory, the song and lyrics. So can you maybe you know. Play it like if you were my mp3?" Agony starts looking through your brain for the song. "Your asking me? Wesker's finest experiment the most advanced evolved creature if I can play music in your head like the schizo queen you are."


You stay quiet and Agony stays quite realizing how intimidating you have gotten. "Yes I can." She starts playing the song and it's just as if you were listening to it from your mp3. "Oh my gawd Yes! Play every song I have in my head! Even the ones I've forgotten."


Rosalia keeps injecting herself as she walks around transforming into something disturbing. "What's this music playing in my head?" Anguish doesn't understand how this is happening but it is. "I don't know. Agony seems to be playing music from your mother's memory. I still am part of Agony."


Rosalia listens to the lyrics as she sits down against the wall feeling her cells mutation.


Attacking the monsters within inside the building you power through them all these advanced lickers, these slimed creatures and these mutated dogs.


The dogs jumped onto you digging their teeth into your skin.


"What's hentai?" Agony asks. "What?!" You smash your teeth onto the neck of one of the lickers. "Something here says Hentai."


A licker wraps it's toungue around your neck. "That's some anime adult stuff." Agony moving that to the side. "Agony?" You say grabbing the tongue of the licker and swinging it against the wall. "What are you doing?"


Agony pushes more things around your head. "Just organizing. Where are your childhood memories?" Reaching back you attempt to grab the dog behind you. "Agony! Spikes!" Spikes pop out from your back the dog flinches before going limp. Retracting the spikes the dog falls off your back. Turning around you sniff it shrugging you shake your body splattering blood everywhere. "Uhm childhood memories. Somewhere around there." Agony finds them. "Okay." She watches them play.


"Very nice childhood by the way." Growling in happiness you see your hand making a small funeral for an opossum. Even carved out it's head stone gave it a name and left flowers. "Thank you."


Agony seems to be having joy organizing your memories and you have no problem with it. There are somethings you are now remembering as if it were just yesterday. "This can go here." Agony moves the memories of your surgery and experiments far away into the -I forgot- spot.


Agony also shoves her memories into the -I forgot- section. The both of you suffered and it hates the pain Wesker put you through just so you could be a good host for it.


"Finished!" Agony says proud of her work.


Tilting your head smirking showing your teeth you enjoy Agony's company. It's all you've had just like a roommate it literally gets in your nerves but you enjoy having them a part of your life.


"What did you do Agony?" Agony laughs nervously. "I made us a plan B just in case you know. You want to keep Rosalia, there is still good in her. She just fell mad because of me. She wasn't made for me and she doesn't have the will power like you do."


Sticking your finger into your ear you clean it out. "I just don't give a shit." Agony heals your wounds and transforms your body. "There is another predator like the one we fought before." Growling you look around at the open room. The lights shut off and turn blue as the creature standing on its feet is behind you. Growling you open your hands showing your claws. "Agony. That creature we fought the one that almost killed us."


"Yes what about it?"


Turning around you look at the predator that resembles the one you fought in the forest standing before you breathing heavily. Dripping slime from its mouth with spikes around it. "This isn't like the one we fought in the forest. But mind mimicking it?" Your body changes as if it were to have scales before it hardens and changes internally and externally. Being exactly like the one you fought at the forest.


The predator charges toward you opening its jaws you raise your arms up your hands closing with it's as it snaps its jaws trying to get a hold of your neck. "Mm pretty aggressive." Agony says not impressed. "Son of a bitch it's strong! What the fuck!"


"Oh! You're having trouble!?" Agony is surprised feeling your arms shaking from the amount of strength it's trying to hold back. It's tail slid from between its legs stabbing at your abdomen. "OH! What the fuck!"


Agony's hyperventilating while screaming at the same time.


"Are you seriously panicking!? Agony the fuck! Help me! If I had a baby in meh it be dead!"


"Shut up! I'm thinking!" Agony lashes out as you keep getting stabbed in the abdomen till it's blade slides inside. "It's looking for your heart." Agony says calmly. "Move it bitch! He's going deeper inside meh! Oh God it feels weird!"


"Me!? You have a tail as well!" Stopping you let your head move to the side as the predator snaps at you. But you weren't dodging the attack it was more like a bruh moment. "What? What's wrong?"


Agony asks.


"Remember how I asked you if I could turn into a dragon but I can't breath fire. " Agony staying quiet for a second. An image of a meme appears in your head.



"Jesus Chris Agony! Where the fuck you getting these!?"


Your shoulder blades begin to shift painfully as your feet begin to slide on the floor from the predator that's pushing you. "Wings!" You scream out.


Agony forces them out of your body curving beneath your arms stabbing the predator through its chest and stomach. The creature continued to snap it's jaws growling. "Open them!"


The wings expand within the predator that stops moving only it's jaws dripping slime. "Get out of me!." Releasing its hands you close the webbing of your wings as the creatures upper body falls then it's lower half leaving only its feet standing. Grabbing its tail you yank it out of you. "No my precious organs mama need you!" Closing your arms around your abdomen agony heals the outside as she works on the inside.


Agony retreats the forearms back into your back the snap pushing you forward. "Ow!" You respond feeling parts of your shoulder shift. "Hey! I'm Agony for a reason." Nodding your head you shrug looking at the inside of the abdomen from the predator. "Can we eat it?" Agony asks as if expecting the yes and no answer. "5 second rule. There seems nothing wrong with in doing so, it's close to a burger. Right?"


Agony screams out excited. "YES!"


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Licking your lips you walk up some stairs taking your time.


"Hey what if your daughter ends up fucking up the mutation process and she looks like a cancer cell!"


Agony jokes around about it because she knows very well about failed test subjects. "That's actually pretty funny. She's white and grows spreading non-stop." The both of you laugh just thinking about it. "No but seriously is there a way to fix her if she. You know."


Agony rubs your brain massaging it. "Stop! Fucking harassing my brain!" Smashing your head against a wall Agony stops. "Sorry I was just thinking." Shaking your head blood dripped down between your eyes.


"Are you alright?" Wesker tilts his head watching you back away shaking your head dizzy. "Yeah I just had an itch in my brain."


Agony inside your head hissing non stop at the sight of Wesker. "Well. The walls have been taken care of." Squinting you attempt to pay attention but Agony's non stop hissing makes it hard. "Shut the fuck up!"


Wesker stops talking turning to you. "No not you! It's Agony!" Wesker smirks watching you shake your head before walking on all fours toward him keeping your head down. "You are marvelous. Survived this long without me. Without anyone's help." Closing your eyes you whimper feeling him scratch the back of your ears. "Wesker."


Continuing to scratch the back of your ears he smiles responding. "Yes my queen." Raising your head you stand up over towering his height. Wrapping your fingers around his neck you lift him up licking his face. "You need to shut the fuck up sometimes. We had a moment then you just added salt into the cake batter." Setting him down gently he removed his shades cleaning them with a rag.


"That's disgusting! He's disgusting! Your disgusting! I'm disgusted! This relationship will never work!" Agony screams in your head but you ignore it as you watch just how small and cute he is. It's just so adorable him being the 3rd dangerous creature your daughter being 2nd supposedly. Nuzzling against his neck you lick the side of his neck.


"I'm afraid it's not the right time for us." Wesker says attempting to stop you but you head bud him gently. "Your just so small and cute." Wesker stops smiling and you quickly look away having a straight posture.


"What did you say?" Looking at him you look away. "Hey! Let's go check up on our mistake." You start running up the stairs. "Daughter." Wesker says watching you running up the stairs.


"I'm still saying your daughter is gonna be a cancer cell."


Looking at the giant metal doors you stand up digging your claws into the metal. "Agony. I've realized you have become very talkative and developed emotions. You're not screaming in my head or driving me insane. Why?"


Agony replays your childhood memories. "I learned." Agony says almost saddened. "I also like you, I wish to be with you for many more centuries. I will put up with the man who created us. But know that we are much more. I won't let you die, no matter what I won't let you die."


Keeping your hands locked on the metal doors you lowered your head. "Agony. You said Wesker made you, that you are a part of him."


It's just a thought but Agony will answer it.


"Yes. I was created by him and I have part of him. Why do you ask?"


Closing your eyes you never thought of it until now.


"Agony, maybe what you feel for me is what he feels for me. That's why you are the way you are." Agony purrs like a cat. "Yes that's very true. But I can't forgive him for what he did to us. That feeling comes from himself not being able to forgive himself for what he did to you.


My hate for him is the hate he has for himself. I am the seed he planted and I grew within you. I've grown with you. We are much more than you think, you and I. I will attempt to help you save your daughter but I will make no promises that I wont kill her. If part of me is still within her I can not take it back. It's grown into her eating her alive."


Growling your arms shake as you let out an animalistic scream forcing the mechanical doors to open. The machines attempt to force them close but the gears get stuck from your strength of pushing them apart.


Suddenly a harpoon shoots into your chest exiting out from the back leaving a hole in your chest. Blood dripped down from your jaws keeping your eyes steady.


"Go away!" Rosalía screams out running around the room with computers screens on the ground, dead soldiers, needles and some of her own dogs that she eat. "This looks like a heroin problem." Agony jokes. Chuckling from his joke you almost lost strength as the doors inched to close. "Shit sorry!" Agony says keeping quiet.


"Play me something Agony." Agony searches your brain going through the small factors of music. "Found one." Humming you are alright with it. Stepping forward you stand in-between the doors. "Almost there sweetheart just give me a second. These doors are pretty damn strong. Did you make them for me? I'm flattered."


Rosalia throws a harpoon toward your head as you dodge it. "I'm gonna slap the living shit out of you!"


Wesker turned around toward the harpoon as he stepped aside catching it. Looking over he sees you holding the doors open. "I said go away! I'm never good enough! I'm not enough for you! I'm just a stupid mistake!"


Agony hissing in the background tells you Wesker is nearby. "Agony how old is she? She sounds like a fully grown woman."


Agony stops hissing as it attempts to make contact with Anguish.


Suddenly Rosalia goes crazy covering her head screaming slamming up against the walls and the machines around her. "Agony give me night vision." Closing your eyes you open them just barely making a strange figure that's slamming it's head against the wall. "Oof. I feel that completely. Agony stop making contact with your other half."


Agony does as you say. "She is now 27. Anguish has sped up her aging process in order for her to evolve with the genes of her experiments. But she still has the mind of a child. She is suffering deeply, Anguish has manipulated her but Anguish can not control the other viruses. Anguish doesn't want to admit to defeat it wants us dead."


Rosalia whimpers curled up keeping her back toward you.


"Rosalia is mine!" Anguish screams and you listen to it make contact with Agony.


"Fuck off! Know your place trash!" Agony says making a spitting sound.


Anguish growls. "How does it feel to see your daughter suffering. I know you feel something for her. You love her, that's why you were willing to risk your life for her's. A mother will always love their child no matter if it's a mistake."


Reaching up she slides her claws against the wall as you watch her suffer.


Agony fights back the comments. "Hey Anguish?" Anguish responds back. "What?" Agony takes a moment before speaking. "I love you."


Anguish stays silent for a while. "What?" It says puzzled.


"You said a mother will always love their child no matter if it's a mistake. Well I'm telling you that I love you even though you are a complete fuck up. Get your shit together!"


Closing your eyes you attempt not to laugh. "Fucking savage."


Wesker walked over to some panels poked some buttons and shut off the doors. Crossing his arms across his chest resting his shoulder against the wall..


"Okay either we have been through so much that we are very fucking calm about this situation or we are just terrible parents. But we just can't seem to take this seriously. Just wanted to put that out their."


Releasing the door you sighed in relief. "Hurry! I want to see if I was right about her looking like a cancer cell!" Agony screams eagerly wanting to see how your daughter looks. "Yeah, yeah." Stopping you turn around watching Wesker examine the spear. "Are you gonna stay out there?"


Looking toward you he fixes his glasses clearing his throat. "I'll guard the door." Rolling your eyes around thinking about it you decide to argue and just pretend like if it were the best fucking idea ever. "Aight, I'll talk to her then."


"Talk she says. Just gonna talk to her she says." Agony mocks your words. Anguish attempts to make contact with you until Agony answers.


"This is metal voicemail currently there is no space for bullshit."


Agony stops the connection between Anguish.


The lights brighten up and you shut your eyes getting rid of the night vision. Rosalia slowly stands up looking at you.


Agony: "Ppfffft I was right!"


You: "Son of a bitch!"


Agony: "Rise my cancer cell! Rise!"


You: "I fucking can not even think straight."


Agony: "El Cáncer has taken form."


Scratching the side of your cheek you look away attempting to avoid eye contact.


"Uhm. Okay. Wow. So yeeahhh.."


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