Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year y'all Pt. 2



Sorry for the long wait everyone.


Had to make a list.


Checked it twice.


Almost got sleep deprived during the nights I spent on the list. Plus some of the gifts were the same thing.


Enjoy.


"What took you so long?" Emerald asked.  "Sorry, had to help catch this guy," G-Fan says as he holds up Twitchy. "And then pay for the property damage." The last part caused many to blink. Twitchy then holds up his camera. "Say par-cheesy!" he says and takes a picture of the Audience.


The Boy sits down and holds out two long lists. He seems to change it around before clearing his throat. "Now how to do this," he mutters. He snaps his fingers and places the large red bag next to him. "Okay, I'll do Qrow's family first then Oscar's family." He glances to the Audience. "That alright?" he asked. Everyone seemed to have agreed to that.


"Alright first will be the members of Team STRQ." G-Fan says. "Tai, you got Two Humor books and a Joke book. Tai tea (I guess that's a joke.) and the "World's Best Dad" mug."


The gifts floated out of the bag and to Tai who grumbled about critics while Raven and Summer patted him on the back. Though the latter couldn't help but giggle.


"Summer," The Boy said, "you got one scrapbook of grandchildren from across the multiverse, a jar of cookies, and this plate of oatmeal raisin cookies."


As soon as the gifts left the bag, Summer used her Speed Semblance to grab them and returned to her seat in a blur. She opened the scrapbook up and began eating cookies while reading. Ruby was fighting off the urge to eat the cookies and tried to summon cookies out of the air, but that didn't happen.


G-Fan: Raven, you got a "How to be A Mother 101" book, Muramasa from Akame Ga Kill, and this necklace with your Emblem.


"Okay, I guess I deserve that," Raven muttered as the gifts came to her. She grabbed the sheathed katana and drew it out to inspect it. "Not bad." she says. She holds up the necklace and the Boy appears next to her, "It's from a secret admirer."


"Now Ruby and Yang." The Boy holds up his list. "Ruby, you're getting a book about not lying for a stupid reason." He glances to the red reaper. "You really should have told Ironwood the truth young one." he glances to the list. "The Blast sword from Naruto. (I don't recommend using it now.) Every cookie ever known. This plate of cookies. The Devil May Cry series, you might find the weapons interesting. Harpe the Immortal-slaying scythe from Fate series plus the knowledge of your Silver eyes." 


The Boy-Detective Comics #27, a jar of raisin cookies, an Orb that shows possible futures with Oscar. And Krypto the Superdog. Enjoy


The gifts were received and Ruby held Krypto up, "Aww! He looks cute!" She exclaimed. "Zwei, look new friend!" She places Krypto in front of Zwei. Both dogs smell each others faces and butts before they both got into playful stances. They both barked before playing a game of tag.


Weiss and Winter cooed at the sight while Whitley fought the urge to pick the dogs and hold them both.


"Cute," G-Fan mused before clearing his throat. "Okay Yang, your turn."


"Puns 101 book," he listed. Yang crossed her arm in a pout while her sister and teammates laughed.  "Bumblebee the Transformer, and a Arch Motorcycle, a motorcycle book. A new Bumblebee Motorcycle, motorcycle polish, Anger issues book, and an Elemental baby dragon."


The gifts floated to Yang and a large garage door opened to reveal two motorcycles and a black and yellow Camaro car. Yang put the books and polish down and walked to the vehicles. "Mama likes," she purred. 


The car's window rolled down and a baby Elemental dragon poked its head out. "Aww! Look at you!" Yang exclaimed as she picked up the dragon. Then the Camaro transformed into a robot. Everyone's jaws dropped at the sight. Bumblebee stared at Yang then at the Audience and waved his hand let out a couple of beeps and buzzes.


"He's said, "Hello, my name's Bumblebee,"" Penny stated. Practically the only one not shocked at the sight of the Cybertronian. Yang blinked a couple of times before giving a cheeky grin. "Hey Bumblebee. Name's Yang." she said holding out her metal arm.


Bumblebee beeped and grabbed her hand with two fingers and they both shook hands. Yang then turned to her parents and sister. "Can we keep him?" she asked giving puppy dog eyes to them. Tai, Summer and Raven look at each other while Ruby looks at the robot in awe. "Okay." Tai said with a shrug.


Summer-As long as he doesn't wreck the house.


Raven-Or us for that matter.


Yang/Ruby-Yay!


Bumblebee started playing, "Because I'm happy," on his radio and did a little dance along with the Rose-Xiao Long sisters.


"Well that was a thing." Nora said to Jaune. "Moving on," G-Fan said. "Now Winter, your turn since you're his ex." he glances up to see the specialist blushing. "Or do you plan to be back with him?" she gulped and nodded. He smirked before glancing back to the list.


"Chibi Qrow," he read off. "Kenway's signature cutlass and a book of morality and loyalty. The Esdeath saber. A new rapier. Red wine. and the "How to be a good sister," book."


The gifts floated to her and the Boy and Darth Chaos noticed that Chibi Qrow wasn't there. "Where's that Chibi Harbinger?" G-Fan asked before his OC pointed to a window. "That bird is trying to break and entry." the Sith Lord says. 


Confused, the whole Audience turn to see a crow slamming its body against the window. "Maybe this time!" he squawked. "This time! This time! This time! This time! This time! This time! This time! This time! This time! This time! This time! This time!"



 Darth Chaos did a hand gesture and the window flew open. The black bird flew in and transformed into a short version of Qrow Branwen with short and stubby limbs. Chibi Qrow summersaulted in the air before landing in Winter's lap, causing the young woman to yelp in surprise.


"Ta-Da!" he shouted with a pant of exhaustion from trying to break through a window. Winter and practically everyone else was shocked to silence upon what they were seeing. "Hey, Ice Queen." he said with a wink before turning to everyone else. He waved at Summer and the members of STRQ, "Hey, Short-stack! How've you been Tai? 'Sup Raven." Both members could only wave back with wide eyes.


Winter blinked a couple of times before squealing in joy and brought Chibi Qrow close in a bear hug. "He's so cute!" she shouted. Chibi Qrow gasped for air. "Help! I'm being killed by Big sexy Ice Queen!" he kicked his legs before stopping. "Actually, not a bad way to go."


That seemed to break everyone out of their shock as Ruby, Yang and Zwei ran to pull Chibi Qrow out of Winter's bear hug. "No!" Winter protested. "He's mine!"


G-Fan and Darth Chaos chuckled before full out laughing at the sight. "Moving on!" the Boy said between laughter. "Zwei," He said after controlling himself. The Corgi stopped pulling Chibi Qrow with Ruby and Yang. "You have two gifts. A box Scooby snacks and a translator collar from the movie, UP." 


At the mention of snacks, Zwei ran up to the Boy and the Sith Lord. Darth Chaos gave him a Scooby snack and G-Fan knelt down and placed the translator on him. "Speak," the Boy commanded.


"Hi there." A voice spoke from Zwei.


...


...


Once again, the theater was in silence. Blake jumped onto her father's shoulders in fright. "Did that dog just say "hi there?'" Willow asked slowly.


"Yes, I believe I did," Zwei said. "Yeah he did." Darth Chaos said with a nod.


"IT'S SPEAKING!" Blake shouted as she jumped onto the ceiling, landing on some bats. Winter let go of Chibi Qrow in shock, causing Yang and Ruby to fall on their backs.


"Talking dogs?" Adam asked. "Well Zwei has a collar for that," Darth Chaos shrugged.


Melanie-What's next?


Militia-Talking Grimm?


Ozpin-I've been asking Salem that for centuries. 


Salem-I'm working on it.


G-Fan: Moving on. 


"Em Pine, you get a  World's Best Aunt mug and from me, a scrapbook of Oscar's families from possible futures and across the multiverse." G-Fan said to Aunt Em. Darth Chaos held a two pistols. "These are the pistols of the Red Hood viewing." the Sith said, handing the farmer the guns. "We'll teach you how to use them later."


G-Fan-Now Ozpin. You get the SCP-294 with instructions. How to Kill Immortals 101 book. The Elder Wand. All of your magic from before you met the first Maidens restored. And a new mug.


Ozpin stared at the SCP-294 curiously before glancing to the book and at Salem. He held the Elder Wand in his left hand and his new mug which was already filled with coffee. Then his whole body glowed green and blue, red, green and white flames erupted from his eyes. He fell onto his seat feeling dizzy.


"You alright there?" Robyn asked. "It's been a long time since I've been like this." Ozpin replied in awe as he made a blue energy in his palm. "A really long time." He looked to the Boy and nodded in gratitude. G-Fan held his thumb up. "Now the rest of Team RWBY and the others from Beacon."


Darth Chaos-Weiss. You get a magic necklace that grants ice manipulation and immunity. Ice Materia from Final Fantasy with a guide. A Nazi Uniform to replace that other one from the SDC.


G-Fan-A scarf to go with it. A beautiful necklace  with an Ice Dust Crystal. A diamond encrusted hairbrush a book of how to be a good sister. And Ace the Bat Hound.


"Bat Hound?" Weiss repeated in confusion as she placed most of the gifts on her lap. Both the Boy and the Sith pointed to black hound. "From the realms of DC like Krypto. The Batman takes him on some missions. Completely loyal too." Ace walked up to Weiss and laid down at Weiss's feet.


Both of the Schnee siblings surrounded the dog. Winter rubbed his belly, Weiss patted his head and Whitley scratched under his chin. 


Krypto and Zwei walked over to him and barked a greeting. Ace just gave snort. Zwei lowered into a playful stance but Ace said no.


Darth Chaos-Blake. You get what you always read. Smut, and how to write Smut plus a new katana. A romance book. 50 shades of Gray. The Icha Icha book series from Naruto.


G-Fan-A smut book, and the whole Harry Potter collection


Blake blushed deeply at the times the word "smut" was mentioned. Yang, Kali and Sun gave her some teasing smirks. Weiss, Ghira, Sienna and Adam pinch their noses in annoyance. Here we go again, they all thought. Ilia scooted over and whispered. "Mind if I read one of them?"


"Jaune," The Boy said. "You get Training from Saber, Excalibur, Busterblade, the Rebellion and the Excalibur prototype.


"Along with a replica of Captain America's shield," Darth Chaos added. "Hair products, and Crocea Mors from Fate Grand order with Vibranium shield/sheath." 
Jaune held all the swords in his hands and balanced the hair products on his head. "Uh, thanks." he says as he tries to keep the swords from falling. 


Darth Chaos-Nora. An box of infinite pancake batter and a toned down Stormbreaker.


G-Fan: Well, at least it's a toned down one.


Darth Chaos-I wouldn't get your hopes up.


The Boy-Wait...you mean that she is...


Darth Chaos-Unfortunately. Stormbreaker from the Marvel Realm. A new hammer. A pancake recipe. A Pikachu plush that wasn't stolen.


The Boy-That is strangely specific.


Darth Chaos-Very. God pancakes and lastly a Halo Gravity hammer.


Nor was shaking in excitement as her gifts floated to her. She grabbed both Stormbreakers with a crazy grin.


"Oh shit." Darth Chaos muttered before he ran away. "Oh hell no," G-Fan said before he ran too.


"Thunder!" Nora shouted and multiple lightning bolts rained through the ceiling. Bumblebee saw it and shouted with the radio, "Everyman for himself!" He grabbed Yang and transformed back into a Camaro and drove off.


Everyone screamed and tried to run away but they were all zapped by the lightning as Nora began dancing and singing, "Thunder," by Imagine Dragons. 


Just a young gun, with a quick fuse.


I was uptight, wanna let loose.


I was dreaming of bigger things.


And wanna leave my old life behind.


Not a yes-sir, not a follower.


Fit the box, fit the mold.


Have a seat in the foyer, take a number.


I was lightning, before the thunder.


"NORA!" Ren shouted sternly after thirty more seconds of lightning strikes. Nora dropped her axes and turned to her boyfriend. "Yes Ren?" she asked in a cheery tone. The ninja merely pointed to their surrounding and she saw that whole theater was in flames.


"Oops." Nora said meekly. Ren shook his head.


"Ow," Whitley said with a groan as he hugged Willow. "I can't feel my everything." Willow's left eye twitched as electricity surged through her hair that stood up on end.


G-Fan and Darth Chaos stood at the center of the rubble, hands on their hips. The Boy ran his hand through his black hair. "You know we have to," said Darth Chaos.


The Boy nodded in defeat and handed everyone smaller versions of the Santa bag to everyone. "I don't like rushing things but certain events had forced me to do so." Everyone glared at Nora who chuckled nervously. "These bags will have your gifts, though there are some that I can't give to you in a bag, but those will wait for your return."


"Return?" Salem repeated, what everyone was thinking. G-Fan sighed again. "I'm sending you all back to your realms while I fix the Multiverse Theater."


"Realms?" Raven repeated. "Almost all of you are from the Land of the Living while the rest are from the Land of the Dead." Many looked saddened by this. "Plus, my Time Pause on your realm is wearing off. This is due to my rank in my society and my youth."


"So everything will be going as it was again?" Blake asked to which the Boy and Darth Chaos nodded. Darth Chaos turned to Ruby and her team. "My brother is outside the Kingdom of Mantle. He landed there after his shooting with Ironwood. And be on guard when on missions with him after that." he said, remembering who or what Salem sends after Oscar.


The Sith turned to General Ironwood, "I'd ask you to call off the martial law but it'd be pointless for me." he sneered.


G-Fan turned Chibi Qrow into a plush in Winter's arms. "He'll turn back to his form when you both return here," he said to the Specialist who nodded in acceptance. "Now, until we meet again my friends," he said to the Audience before he snapped them away. He turned to the rubble and transformed into Bob the Builder. "Okay, let's get this started."






Sorry if this was a downer. 


But honestly if a Mjolnir wielding Nora destroyed Bill Cipher's/KyleAlingus's theater, then a Nora with Stormbreaker, two of them at that, would obliterate my Avatar's theater. 


And like the Boy said, there are still some presents that aren't given yet. Mainly (half of) Penny's, Salem's, Ren's and Willow's.


Plus I think I had return the Audience to Remnant at some point. So I did plus they have most of their gifts with so they could see them by themselves.


So, a person just came to mind. More like a Grimm. The Hound. I think I want to bring him into the Theater.


See ya later guys.


Next time, Salem, Penny, Ren and Willow are in for a surprise. Followed by the continuation of Iron Man.




GodzillaFan455515 out.

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