Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year y'all!! Pt. 1



I know I'm late. Sorry. I decided to split this up in two parts.


To the Readers and Authors who participated in the gift giving.


Thanks for giving the Audience their presents.




GodzillaFan455515 stood waiting for a friend of his to show when suddenly a squirrel landed behind him wearing a hat and buttoned up shirt. "Gah!" The Boy exclaimed as he turned around to face the squirrel. "Twitchy! Stop doing that!" He pauses and looks up. "How do you always end up falling from the sky?" G-Fan asks.


"I don't know most of the time," Twitchy replied. "Sometimes, I'm carried off by a hawk or an eagle other times I'm blown by the wind." G-Fan blinked at how fast the squirrel from Hoodwinked! spoke. "You sure sound like you drank some coffee."


Twitchy-I don't drink coffee.


G-Fan-Really? Not even decaffeinated coffee?


Twitchy shook his head. "Nuh-uh." He hummed. "Well too bad," the Boy replied as he squatted down. "I need you to drink some coffee in order to get all of these gifts for my Audience in time."


Twitchy read the list of items and looked to G-Fan. "How do I get the training from Magneto?" he asked. "Just ask for training videos." The Boy replied. "Young Magneto or Old Magneto?"


"Old men have more wisdom and experience," G-Fan said. "Can I take pictures where I go?" 


G-Fan-Doesn't matter.


Twitchy held up his camera, "I got a flash!" He exclaimed before he snapped a picture of the Boy who recoiled from the flash. "News flash, forget the flash," he said as he rubbed his eyes and handed the squirrel a cup of coffee. "Drink it. You need the speed."




The whole town of Multi-Ville shook as a small cartoon squirrel zoomed from store to store.


..."What... have I done?"




Meanwhile in the Multiverse Theater of Oscar Pine and Qrow Branwen...




"Okay Winter," Willow said with her hands on her hips. Next to her stood Weiss, Whitley, Ruby and Yang. "be honest with us. Why were you furious when this Qrow character was both," she holds up two fingers. "Being injured in the Godzilla viewing and sleeping with another woman in the beginning of the Iron Man viewing?" 


"W-Well, Mother..." Winter said, nervous and unsure to what to say. "you see..."


"Just give us a straight answer sister," Weiss added sternly. At the other side, the members of Ozpin's Inner circle were curious as well. Mainly just Glynda and James. Actually Ozpin was curious too.


Whitley turned to Yang and Ruby and whispered, "I have a hunch on what the reason is, I just want to be sure."


Yang nodded in agreement as well while Ruby gave a so-so sign that she did partly have the feeling to what they were thinking when really she didn't have clue to what they were talking about.


"They would have found out eventually Ice Queen," Raven said as she sipped from her drink. "I'm surprised she didn't tell them when the two stopped." Tai said in thought.


"Shh!" Summer said to them. "Don't ruin the suspense for them."


Winter covered her eyes with a groan. Inwardly thinking that she should have told her friends and family this years ago. Well...aside from the members of STRQ. She doesn't regret not telling her father if she was being honest.


She sighs before lowering her hands. "Qrow and I used to date six years prior to the Fall of Beacon." She said, looking to her mother, siblings, butler, and their friends. Willow and Klein nodded their heads while Whitley and Yang smiled at being right while Ruby's jaw drop to the floor. (Figuratively, not literally. She ain't a skeleton girl.)


"So...you kept this a secret?" Weiss asked after a moment of silence. "It makes sense," Blake replied. "We all know who wouldn't approve of their daughter in a relationship with someone like Qrow." She turns to Ruby and Yang. "No offense."


Ruby/Yang-None taken.


Ruby-I think...


Whitley points to Ozpin and his Inner Circle. "Don't forget Mr. Branwen worked for a secret group that only that group over there," he points to Salem and her followers. "knew what they were doing secretly and must have kept tabs on who they hung out with." He pauses to turn to Adam. "That's the right words right?" The Bull Faunus did a so-so hand gesture. 


While it did make sense, the members of Team RWBY couldn't help but think of a few scenarios in their heads.


The Weiss Version...


"I can't believe it," Winter said as she and Qrow were surrounded by dead Grimm. "We're alive." Qrow nodded in agreement. Around them were multiple bodies of dissolving Grimm. Winter then placed her arms around Qrow. "I'm high on adrenaline," she stated. "And triumph of surviving the odds in this battle. We should have celebratory sex." Qrow held up his finger and took a long drink from his flask. "All right then." He said before he kissed her.


The Yang Version...


Qrow panted and held Harbinger up to Winter's throat. "I win Schnee." He said with an exhausted smile. "Admit it." Winter shook her head. "I would never loose to a drunkard like you." She said.


Qrow pointed to himself, "Well, I'd never loose to a prissy little princess like you." He said with a glare that Winter returned.


Winter-Deadbeat.


Qrow-Spoiled brat.


Winter-Pervert.


Qrow-Prude.


W-I hate you.


Q-I hate you too.


...


...


...


Q-Wanna fuck?


W-Meet me in my ship in 10 minutes.


The Blake version...


"My father has forbidden me from seeing you Qrow," Winter sobbed. "He doesn't own you Winter," Qrow said. "But he has Weiss..." The specialist protested. "if I don't do what he says..." Qrow cuts her off by kissing her on the lips. "I won't give up on you...or us." the veteran Huntsman vows. Winter looked up to him with gleamy eyes. "Give me one more night," she whispered. "As you wish, my Queen."


The Ruby version...


Winter was sitting at a desk while Qrow walks in and knocks on the doorframe. "Hey," he says. Winter looks and gains a slightly annoyed expression. "How did you get in here?" she asks.


"I walked in." Qrow replied. He then sat in a chair and said, "I'm sorry." Winter folded her arms. "For what? Leaving for weeks, no months? Not contacting me? Showing up, destroying my robot guards, goading me into a fight? Embarrassing me in front of my boss, my sister or my sister's BFF?"


Qrow rubbed the back of his neck. "I honestly meant the fight but I guess I could apologize for both." Winter glares at him for that, "Hey I was drunk, and angry at General Ironwood for some reason." He said holding his hands up. "And I really liked fighting with you. You know we look really cool when we do." 


Winter nodded in agreement, "We indeed look very cool."


Q-Right? That part where you stood on Harbinger was awesome!


Winter smiled a bit while Qrow stood up and walked to her side. "So, do you forgive me?" Winter turned away from him. "Maybe."


He leans forward. "How about I take you to the festival and buy some cotton candy or win you a prize?" She turns to him with a smile, "Now I forgive you."




Meanwhile, Willow turns to the members of Team STRQ. "So you three knew about this?"


Summer-Yep!


Tai-Sure did.


Raven-Qrow couldn't exactly keep secrets from me. Not to mention, we've...walked in on them a few times.


Summer-Heard them too.


Tai gained a traumatized look. "We have seen things..." he shudders for a moment before smiling like nothing happened. "I must admit Ms. Schnee," Ozpin said after a moment. "You and Qrow were very good at keeping this relationship a secret for so long. And that means something coming from me."


Glynda-Yes. You and Qrow have my compliments.


She stops and rubs her lips. "That felt strange to say about Qrow." 


Ironwood-Aside from what his Semblance was, Qrow hiding his relationship with you a sign that he's worthy of being in the Ozzulamanti.


Klein strokes his chin for a second before asking, "And the reason you were furious when he was hurt and with another woman in these viewings is because you still care for him?" Winter nodded, blushing bright red.


"All you need is love." A young voice said. "That's a wise saying," Blake said, not looking to who spoke.


"John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad."


"Wait what?" Ruby said in confusion before the crimson reaper and the rest of the Audience turned to the person who spoke. They all see Darth Chaos, Oscar's half brother from "Two Souls? How about Three?" trailer.


"When and how?" Blake cried out in surprise. "Commander Belladonna." The young Sith Lord greeted. "Even if you are all counterparts of the people I've come to know, it is a pleasure to see most of you." He says to the Audience. He then glares to Salem and Ironwood. "Emphasis on most of you." He then sees Aunt Em. He bows his head, "Greetings Aunt Em, I was told I'd see you here." The farmer was a bit shocked to see a person who was her half nephew in another dimension and only waved her hand.


He turns to Roman and Adam. "So, Torchwick, General Taurus," he said. "How's the afterlife treating you two?"


Both Roman and Adam responded casually. "Pretty good so far," the master thief  replied. The Bull Faunus shrugged. "I didn't experience the afterlife yet. I was immediately brought here when I died." 


"So Roman and Adam died in your world?" Emerald asked after a moment. "Differently than in your realm, but yes," Darth Chaos nodded in reply. He turns to Neo. "Still on the revenge quest?" he asked. Neo did a so-so gesture and held up her sign. Watching these has taken my mind off it and Roman had wrote letters to me with the notebooks that G-Fan had given us.


"I see." 


"Out of curiosity," Watts said raising his hand. "How do you know us in your world?"


The Sith Lord seemed to pause and think. "You want me to start with the bad guy side or the good guy side and the neutral side?"


Ruby-Uh...


Weiss-Why not the bad guys first? Since you have spoken to Roman and Adam along with Neo.


"Thank you for the answer Ice Princess," Darth Chaos replied, ignoring the "Hey!" from the middle Schnee.


Darth Chaos-*Ahem* Salem was my former master, training me in the way of the Sith, at the time I thought she was a member of my Clan. We do not accept outsiders. She was also responsible for my parents' death and made me believe Ozpin and his followers were responsible. Watts made my robotic arm for me. And taught me somethings in the art of science. 


Watts-Finally, an student of my own.


Cinder-Oh great~! Now there's two of them.


Darth Chaos-Tyrian has been a comrade who I had come to tolerate when I'm not in battle. He's insanity can be ignored, he enjoys the slaughter as much as I did just as I did once upon a time. Actually I do enjoy the occasion slaughter. 


Tyrian-Finally someone who says he doesn't want to stich my mouth shut!


Darth Chaos-Hazel and I haven't interacted much, but he does let me use some of my Force abilities on him due to his Semblance.


Watts-I can see that happening.


"Can I please finish?" Darth Chaos asked drily. When they became silent he continued. "Emerald and Mercury have become close friends when we have nothing to do or when I am hunting and killing Huntsmen and Huntresses. And I do try to stop their bickering." He then turns to Cinder. "I would say that Cinder was once my lover. Or just a friend with benefits." He shrugs while everyone stares at him shocked.


"What?" Practically everyone in the Theater asked in disbelief. 


Darth Chaos-I'm totally not sure about the status of our relationship but I'm leaning towards friends with benefits. 


He then gained a confused and thoughtful look. "Or would it now be considered enemies with benefits?" He shrugs it off as Cinder blinks in shock. "Moving on."


Darth Chaos-Before I became Salem's apprentice, My Clan allowed me to grow and become close friends with Ruby and Yang. They're practically my sisters. Which is something, most of my siblings are brothers. Weiss and I have interacted in our Dust Studies when I was in Beacon. Blake, Ilia and Adam were comrades in the White Fang when I was a general.


Sienna-You're a White Fang general? But...you're a human.


Darth Chaos-I see that you are still racist. My Clan are one of the few humans that supported your cause former High Leader. I may have been young but the voice modulator I had made you think I was a grown man. Curtesy of Salem and Watts.


The Sith turned away and saw that there were more people he needed to explain about. "Ozpin once reincarnated as one of my ancestors in the Clan. As well as a Clone Trooper. Via his liked-minded soul curse." He tilts his head to Ironwood. "Ironwood and those from the Atlas Army were responsible for me when I was in prison for three years."


"Three years?" Glynda repeated. "Ironic," Lord Chaos said, "It reflected my service to Salem." He turns to Penny. "Nuts here had met me a few times while I was in prison." He said. "With nothing to do but meditate, I became a friend of Penny. Took me a while to teach her the difference between friend and boyfriend."


Darth Chaos-Pyrrha Nikos was a sparring partner while Jaune Arc and Nora and Ren were close friends but after the Fall of Beacon and I revealed my former alliance, trust among them was shaky. Coco and Velvet and I have interacted after dealing with Team CRDL. Sun and Neptune had some discussions with me about not leaving friends to deal with a giant robot while getting noodles. Roman was one the Clan's contacts in Vale's crime network before Cinder got to him. Neo was once my apprentice, Darth Artemis, despite her age.


Darth Chaos-I didn't interact much with the school teachers and did try my hardest to pay attention in Professor Port's class. Glynda's trust was shaky after my dealings with CRDL, despite agreeing that she and Ozpin would not interfere if someone had a problem with me.


"So, you're a good guy?" Mercury asked. Still a bit shocked that this guy was practically Cinder's fuck-buddy in a different world.


"It is the multiverse, Merc." Lord Chaos replied. Shocking said assassin. "get use to it. And just because I am on the side of the angels, do not think for one split second that I am one of them."


"How did you...?" Mercury asked. "The Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural." Darth Chaos said. "Your mental defenses are weak. And I regret looking in your mind."


Cinder looked to him confused. "Why?" 


Darth Chaos-He has...memories of Cinder Puppet. His mind and Tyrian's are the only ones I do not want to read.


Cinder nodded her head. "Okay now I understand." She along with Emerald, Neo and Roman shuddered at the memory of Mercury and his Cinder Puppet. "Maria and I have spoken over training Oscar in my main realm."


"Your main realm?" Ghira repeated. "There are many realms of our multiverse, and few that exist in." Darth Chaos explained. "I can assume that some of you are guessing to how I'm related to one Oscar Pine, correct?" A few nodded. "I would like to explain but the Author is back with the presents." 


Just then, the Boy entered the Theater dressed as Santa Clause with a large white beard. "Ho! Ho! Ho!" He said in a booming voice. "Merry Christmas y'all!"




Part Two is coming up. Don't worry. And please don't rush me.

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