Miruko: Bruh! WHYYYYYY! Personally Shigaraki's my type
Shigaraki: I HEARD THAT!
Hawks: Well it's better then me being shipped with Enji who's like 20 years older then me
Dabi: .........Are you cheating on me, Keigo?
Hawks: Touya, why would you think that? IT'S LITERALLY A FANART!!!!!
Dabi: Ok, just making sure