Hawks: -Falls from his chair- 
HE'S LIKE 20 YEARS OLDER THAN ME WTF!!!?????

Endeavor: I need to go burn myself.
-Walks to another room where he can burn himself-

Hawks: TOUYA PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH YOUR FATHER!

Dabi: WHAT!?
 
Hawks: Endeavor-san is in another room currently burning himself after seeing this ship

Dabi: Good.