Edgeshot: This is a rare ship I never knew existed

Hawks: Well personally I hate it because I don't date older guys

Edgeshot: BOI YOU LITERALLY  TOLD ME YOU'RE DATING A GUY WHO'S 2 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU, but you never told me who it is so can I know? (No one other then Miruko, the LOV and the Todoroki family know that Dabi and Hawks are dating)

Hawks: Maybe someday I'll tell you

Edgeshot: WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME!?

Hawks: I don't think you'll like him Edgeshot but anyway what is your opinion on this ship

Edgeshot: I don't think it's good because I feel like he would be too annoying to live with

Hawks: Well you'd be too much of a killjoy to live with too

Edgeshot: HOW DARE YOU!

Hawks: Oh, I dare Edgeshot