All Might: I'm very uncomfortable right now
Present Mic: All Might..... You don't happen to like my boyfriend right?
All Might: PRESENT MIC! I ASSURE I DON'T LIKE AIZAWA AND I'M STRAIGHT
Present Mic: -pulls out knife- I suggest you run
Eraserhead: HIZASHI DON'T
Present Mic: SHOUTA LET ME KILL HIM, JUST LET ME GO!
All Might: I'm taking my leave since I don't feel welcome here anymore
Present Mic: GET BACK HERE, SHOTA IS MINE!
EraserHead: PUT DOWN THE KNIFE RIGHT NOW HIZASHI OR ELSE NO CUDDLES FOR 2 MONTHS
All Might: Aren't you being a little too harsh on your boyfriend?
Present Mic: OKAY FINE, I won't kill him, we're cuddling right now Shota come on
Eraserhead: WAIT WHAT!!??
All Might: Make sure to get married soon
EraserHead: SHUT UP YOU MORON!
All Might: This moron's mouth is closed.