Chapter 99: Veterans Day (part 9)

while the allies were trying to contact reinforcements, we see mabel, candy & grenda beating up nazis until one nazi tackled mabel to the ground

nazi trooper: gotcha.

he said as before the nazi scum was about to pull out a knife and kill mabel, waddles appeared and bit his balls so hard that the nazi was frothing from his mouth in pain as he dropped the knife and fell aside from mabel, who smiled at her pig

mabel: thanks waddles.

waddles: (sqeals ''you're welcome'')

meanwhile, we see jacob finishing off the nazi commander, who was the last nazi standing but stabbing his sword through the nazi's jaw, killing him

???: so, you're the one who causing the trouble, hmm? mein fuher will not be happy to see you when the time comes.

he said as when jacob turned around, he sees a nazi wearing a suit and a gas mask, which reminded him of kroenan from hellboy 2004

(like this)

jacob: well, once i do meet him, he'll be in a world of hurt mr.....who are you anyways?

hanz: hanz adler is mein name.

he said, making jacob's eyes widen under his helmet, then glared at the nazi who messed with his timeline

jacob: so you must be hanz, i've heard of you before.

he said as he crossed his arms

hanz: well, too bad vhat you won't tell anyone that-OWW!!!!

he cried out in pain as ben mcfoley punched him in the face, pushing him far away until he crashed on a wall, knocking him out cold as ben looked at jacob

ben: you ok?

he asked

jacob: yes i am, soldier.

he said

ben: that's general, general ben mcfoley's my name.

he said, making jacob's eyes widen in shock

jacob: YOU'RE BEN MCFOLEY!!!???

he exclaimed as ben raised an eyebrow

ben: you heard of me?

he asked confusingly as jacob stopped being shocked

jacob: yes sir, my friends and i have heard storied about you and your squadron. we heard that you had trouble fighting against these nazi assholes so we came to help.

he said as ben nodded in understanding

ben: well, true but we don't know how they got or made these weapons or vehicles., maybe you and the others can help.

he said as the two heard an explosion occur and see blitz burning nazis with a flamethrower while laughing like a friggen maniac

nazi trooper: (screams in pain and death)

jacob: yeah, i don't see why not. we'll start with hanz adler.

he said as he took the blaster from his jetpack and ben nodded as they see hanz, who is missing from the wall

jacob: where did he go?

he asked to ben, who sees hanz and pointed at where he is

(back in the battlefield)

we see the nazis, who are growing in numbers as they have jacob's friends, harem and the gravity falls gang outnumbered and are hiding behind a building

ford: WE'RE LOSING!!!!!!

stan: THERE'S JUST TOO MANY OF THEM!!!!

he yelled as millie sees dippers size flashlight and took it

dipper: hey what are you doing!!??

he demanded

millie: don't worry, just borrowing it. hey sis?

she said, getting sallie's attention

sallie: yes?

she asked as she looked at millie, who smirked

millie: time for you to go big.

she said as she used the flashlight to make sallie into the size of a titan from ''attack on titan'', making the nazis stare at titan sallie in shock as the drop their guns

nazi soldier: (in german) does anyone want to run away like cowards? because i want to.

he asked as the nazis with him nodded ''yes'', then scream and run away from sallie like cowards, but sallie started attacking the cowardly nazis anyway by stomping on them as hanz adler saw this and is shocked that his squadron is loosing badly when the allies started assisting jacob's group

hanz: HOW IS VHIS POSSIBLE!!!!???

???: because we stand togethor like a team, that's how.

as hanz turned around, he sees jacob in his mando armor and ben mcfoley

jacob: and now it's time do die.

he said as he turned back to normal, shocking hanz and ben

hanz: VHAT!!! YOU'RE A CHILD!!!!

he yelled in shock, making jacob deadpan in irritation

jacob: i'm 17, you idiot. there's a total difference.

he said, making hanz's eyes twitch under his mask

hanz: (Groans) VHATEVER!!!!!! BUT MARK MY WORDS AMERICAN SCUM....YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF, OWWW, NOT AGAIN ON ZHE FACE!!!!!!!

he cried out in pain after jacob threw a rock at his mask's left eye while ben is amazed by jacob's clothing

ben: i must say, you really know your enemy.

he said while being impressed

jacob; thanks, i know a whole lot of stuff.

he said as hanz ran away with his nazi troops, who are retreating from the battle

(after the battle)

we see jacob and ben meeting up with their groups as an allied soldier ran up to his general and saluted

allied soldier: sir, the enemy has fled, but i'm sure they'll be back with reinforcements.

he said as a medic named george bates walked up

george: he's right sir, it's not safe here anymore with the nazis having weapons and technology that we never seen before.

then the scottish air commander, malcom farnzworth walked up

malcom: yeah, and i'm still wondering how these nazi wankers got them anyways.

he said while drinking from his flask

jacob: that's because someone is helping, i heard rumors that hanz adler might be the one responsible, which is why me and my friends are here, to help you end this war.

he said with determination as malcom looked at him funny

malcom: who the fuck are you, laddy?

he said as ben looked at him

ben: yeah, now that you mention it malcom, i never did ask you your name.

he said as he and his troops looked at jacob

jacob: my name's jacob keyes.

he said his fake last name as ben smiled and shaked hands with him

ben: nice to meet you, jacob.

he said as they stopped shaking hands and ben walked to his troops while jacob walked back to the gang, who were confused on why he lied to him about his last name

adam: why did you say that your last name is ''keyes'' to that guy?

he asked as the gang glared at jacob, who whispered

jacob: (whispers) because that guy over there is my great great grandfather, ben mcfoley. that's why.

he said, making the gang stop glaring at jacob and widen their eyes in shock

bobby: oh...OH!!! so that's why.

crymini: you don't want him to know that your his great great grandson, right?

she asked as the rest of jacob's harem looked at him

jacob: (sighed) yes. and the fact that it might cause a time paradox or something.

ford: he's right, meaning that you can't reveal your demon forms in front of ben and his sqaud since, like i said before, we're in the past and the convergence of our worlds hasn't happened yet.

jacob: exactly.

he said. but while the groups were talking and under the piano josh, ace & kat used to crush a group of nazis earlier, one nazi survived as he crawled out from under the piano, grabbed a pistol and was aiming it at wendy's face with a laser sight

but when jacob noticed a red dot on wendy's forehead, he and the others knew what that meant as jacob looked at where the dot is coming from and before the nazi could shoot, jacob grabbed a knife from a nazi's corpse, ran toward the surviving nazi trooper and threw the knife at the pistol's muzzle, making the german know what will happen next

nazi survivor: NEIN!!!!!!

he yelled as the pistol exploded and the bullet blasted on his face, killing him and jacob looked at wendy

jacob: you ok, wendy?

he asked as wendy started blushing, due to the fact that jacob basically saved her life

wendy: (blushes) umm, yeah i am.

she said while blushing, but zuzu noticed her blush and smiled at knowing she might make a great addition to jacob's harem

ben was smiling at jacob saving that red head's life until an allied soldier frowned and spoke to him

allied soldier: sir, i just word that the nazis attacked our base. meaning we can't go back.

ben: damn it, we need to find a new location and fast.

he said as jacob overheard them of what happened to their base, which made jacob have an idea

jacob: i know a place, but it's not like any place you've ever been to.

he said

ben: really? ok men, pack up and let's go. ok, jacob. lead the way.

he said as jacob nodded and they leave the town's ruins as the screen went dark

end of chapter, hope ya'll liked it.

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