Chapter 97: Veterans Day (part 7)

(if any of you are wondering how hitler is alive in 2022 in the alternate timeline, well....after hanz adler brought hitler and the two went back in time and changed history, hanz gave past hitler an elixer that made him immortal and now he rules earth and the heliverse for eternity with an iron fist and boot, that's how, now onto the chapter)

(january 9th, 1940)

in a field, we see that it was barren and has nothing except snow and had no buildings built over it until jacob's house teleported in the middle of it

(inside)

we see the group getting up after being hurled through a time vortex as jacob got up and said

jacob: is everyone ok?

he asked

vortex: yeah i am.

ace: me too.

josh: same.

kat: yeah, i'm fine.

helsa: well, i'm certainly ok, what about you two?

she asked as she referred to charlie & octavia

charlie: i'm fine, helsa.

octavia: me too.

they said as helsa smiled until dia & summer were shocked at seeing what happened to velvet, making jacob worry

jacob: summer, is there something wrong?

he asked as dia said

dia: jacob, what happened to velvet?

she asked as she pointed at velvet and when jacob looked, he was blushing madly at seeing her new look, she has twin tails and new clothes

(like this)

as velvet looked in a mirror, she was impressed and shocked at her new look

velvet: woah...i look hot.

she said as she did a twirl and looked at jacob

velvet: how do i look?

she asked as she did a sexy pose

jacob: (breathes in and says) not gonna lie, you look very adorable.

velvet; aww, thanks.

jacob: your welcome.

he said with a smile until he realized something about velvet

jacob; wait, how did you get like this?

he asked as velvet widened her eyes in realization, wondering why as well until ford spoke

ford: i believe it has something to do with the time jump for some reason.

he said as the watch, for some reason, made velvet back to her original appearance, making her sad

velvet: aw man, i liked my new look.

she pouted

lucy: um, quick question, what are we gonna do with her?

she said as she pointed at an unconcious agent 2, making everyone look at the unconcious agent as jacob had an idea

jacob: i got an idea.

(later)

after jacob and the gang tied agent 2 to a chair and taped her mouth, the gang wondered who will watch her until carol spoke up, saying that she and her daughters will stay behind to look after agent 2 and the house while jacob and the group went outside

adam: ok, well just asking, where are we?

jacob: don't you mean ''when'' are we?

he asked as dipper and mabel snickered, remebering what they said back when they were 12 after mabel won waddles

charlie: it's looks so peaceful out here.

she said while smiling as milky looked at the snow and grabbed a ball of it

milky: what is this stuff?

she asked as angel dust curiously looked at it

angel dust: looks like cum.

he said as jacob and zuzu, along with their friends deadpanned at what angel said

denzel: it's not....that, it's just snow.

he said, making helsa widen her eyes and sparkle

helsa: this is snow?! i didn't know it was this soft.

she said as she picked a ball of snow up as well

vaggie: at first i didn't know it was real or not from the stories i heard back home.

she said while smiling

lucy: well, now you know.

she said as loona and crymini's ears perked up, meaning they heard something

loona: someone besides agent 2 is here.

she said, getting everyone's attention as everyone readied themselves and as jacob turned into reaper from overwatch and aimed his shotguns at whoever is inside the house loona and crymini heard

reaper: come out or we'll make you come out.

he ordered as 3 familiar imps walked out of the house and you readers know who they are, making the group, even loona widen their eyes

loona: Dad!!!

reaper: blitz, what are you 3 doing here?

he said as he turned back into jacob

blitz: i just wanted to see my loonie, that's all.

moxxie: actually, he just wanted to take your car so he can go to work while his van was in the shop.

he said, making blitz glare at moxxie

blitz; moxx, stop lying.

millie: what? it's true.

jacob: well sorry blitz, that's not gonna happen. right now we got to fix our timeline by killing adolf hitler.

blitz: who?

he asked until jacob explained who hitler is and what happened to their timeline, leaving the IMP cops shocked at what they heard

moxxie: ok, that's messed up.

zuzu: it totally is.

jacob: ok, now let's go.

he said as the group started walking until they see an old bus and jacob went to the driver's seat since he's the only one who can drive besides he and zuzu's friends. while driving, charlie was in her thoughts about what's happened and that she's in WW2, the most brutal and bloody war in the history of history and was hoping that a war like this won't happen in her time between humans and demons. while charlie was thinking, vaggie was looking out the window, watching the fields go by, or atleast she was until ford walked to her and tapped on her shoulder, thus scaring her

vaggie: don't do that again!!

ford: sorry about that....what are you thinking about?

he asked as vaggie sighed

vaggie: haven't you ever encountered anything that you didn't know existed before?

she asked, making ford taken back about what she said as he had no choice but to answer

ford: yes, i have. it happened way before our worlds merged togethor like jacob & charlie explained to me and my brother.

he said, making vaggie curious at what he has to say

ford: it all started after i was born with 6 fingers. (he says as he shows her said fingers) i was an outcast because of my birth defect, but stan was always there for me. but as time went by, stan was getting into trouble, which got us separated for a long time. since then, i was studying a lot of weird things in Gravity Falls, which led me to building a universal gateway, which i destroyed since it almost destroyed earth some years ago. the one who gave me the idea to build the gateway was bill cipher, an evil being that was seemingly immortal until i erased him after locking him in stans head, who thought was me when we switched clothes before he could spread weirdmaggedon around the earth. after we defeated bill, me and stan, who recoverd his memories, traveled around the world....and then you showed up and i was wondering if stan and i could, i don't know, want to study your homelands?

he explained and asked, making vaggie smile

vaggie: you can, but you have to ask charlie since her family rules over us.

she said as ford smiled and got up, but stumbled a bit when the bus stopped, making everyone get out and see a town in ruins

(like this)

apple: wow, i never seen a place like this before.

she said

coco: same here, sister.

she said, agreeing with apple

bobby: that's because it used to be a town built for people who can't afford houses after a company owned the land.

zack: well not anymore as it seems since it look abandoned.

he said as he was looking at the town's ruins until....

cherri bomb: well, what are we waiting for?! last one down there is a

she was cut off as grunkle stan grabbed cherri's arm

stan: HEY WAIT A MINUTE, YOU CAN'T GO DOWN THERE!!!!

he said while freaking out, making cherri glare at him

cherri bomb: oh yeah, why not?!

she demanded

stan: look at you, everyone will freak out if they see you and them!!!!

he said as he referred to cherri and the demon group's appearances, making them confused unti ford widened his eyes in realization

ford: of course, we're not in the present, this is WW2's time period...meaning that earth and the heliverse hasn't merged yet and the humans of this time still think that demons are scary and evil.

he explained, making jacob and the group widen their eyes after realizing he's right

jacob: oh....i can't believe i didn't think this through but ford is right, you guys are in danger if the humans of 1940 see you all.

he said

verosika: YOU'RE TELLING US THIS NOW!!!!!???

she yelled in shock

zuzu: well, DUH!!!!!

she said sarcastically

zack: ok, but how do we get them into town?

he asked as everyone started to wonder how to get into town like zack said until blitz raised his hand until

loona: we're not using disguises, dad, they don't even look close to being human-like.

she said, making blitz lower his hand in defeat

vaggie: well, charlie looks more human than us, meaning she'll blend in but not us.

she said

soos: why not just use facepaint.

he said, making everyone look at him with a deadpan expression

stan: soos, using a brush and paint won't work, and besides, that's not a good answer.

he said frustratingly as soos pouted

fiddleford: don't you fellas have some hocus pocus magic to make yourselves human disguises or something?

he said as octavia widened her big glowing eyes after remebering something

octavia: wait, i think i do.

she said as everyone looked at her and see her pulling out the grimoire, making jacob's eyes widen in shock

jacob: Octavia, did you steal that from your dad?

he asked as he looked at octavia, who was nervous

octavia: it's ok, when my dad proposed us to be married when we're older, he knew i would be next in line of the goetia throne so he decided to give me his grimoire. there may be a spell to give us human forms

she said, making jacob understand as ford fixed his glasses and smiled

ford: remarkable, a magic book that can only be used by demons of a royal bloodline.

zuzu: well, she is a princess after all and her mom is a...what did you call her again, jacob?

she asked to her boyfriend

jacob: bitch queen (snickers like muttley and stops), ok via, ready when you are.

he said as octavia looked throught the pages and found the one she was looking for

octavia: found it.

she said as she used the spell to turn her and the others into very cute young women, except loona, vortex, and verosika's crew since they have the ability to turn into humans as they also turn human

verosika; so...what do you think?

she said as she leaned towards jacob, who was blushing like a hot tomato

jacob: not gonna lie, you are all gorgeous.

he said with a smirk, making his harem blush

coco: aww, thanks jacob. even though i do like this form.

she said while blushing until

blitz: AHEM!!!!!! you forgot some certain imps. aka: us.

he said as octavia turned them into humans, making blitz inspect his new look

blitz: is this a joke, was my suit always this tacky?!
moxxie: yes sir, it always was.

he said until he started blushing at seeing millie's human disguise

moxxie: (sighs happily)

as millie noticed her husbands face, she smirked as she said

millie: do i look good, mox?

she asked as moxxie had air blown out of his ear holes until gidoen started shivering

gideon: can we go now, i'm freezing.

he said while shivering

jacob: (deadpan) shouldn't have brought winter clothes with you, dude.

he said with a deadpanned expression

charlie: hold on.

she said as she used a spell to give gideon and the rest of the gang winter clothes, put them on, and head down the hill and into town as the screen went dark

end of chapter, hope you liked it.

Comment