Chapter 95: Veterans Day. (part 5)

as God teleported the strangers in the living room, they started wondering where they are, making everyone (except dipper & mabel) shocked and confused on who they are as jacob whispered to God

Jacob: (whispers) um, God, who are these people?

he asked

God: you'll find out in 3, 2, 1.

he said and finished counting as

dipper & mabel: Guys!!!!!!

they said in unison, making the strangers look at them, smile and rush towards them as jacob was pushed on the ground by dipper & mabel and hugged togethor, except a certain albino haired fella who tried kissing mabel, but failed as jacob got up from being pushed onto the ground

jacob: hey not to be rude but can you NOT push me on the ground like that?

he said as dipper walked up to jacob

dipper: sorry about that, but do you remember what we told you about our summer back when we were 12?

he asked s jacob raised an eyebrow

jacob: what about it?

he asked as he crossed his arms

mabel: DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!??

she yelled as she referred to the people who got sent here, making jacob look at them and realize who they are

jacob: wait....OH, yeah you two told me about them.

???: hey dudes, who's this dude?

he asked as he referred to jacob

dipper: guys, this is jacob mcfoley. jacob, this is soos, grunkles stan & ford pines, wendy corduroy, pacifica northwest, candy & grenda, gideon, and lastly, grunkle ford's old friend, old man mcgucket.

gravity falls group: hi/hello/ howdy, i'm old man mcgucket.

they greeted

jacob: hey, dipper & mabel told me and my friends about you all.

he said as zuzu, her group, and jacob's mom & sisters greeted them in their own ways

stan: ok, now that we now know each other, i just have to ask....WHAT IS HAPPENING??!!

he demanded as god said

God: i brought you all here.

he said as jacob showed the gravity falls group his gauntlet, showing god's hologram

soos: woah dude.

he said in disbelief

wendy: cool.

she said

gideon: my lord.

fiddleford: whoa nelly!!!

ford: who are you?

he asked curiously

god: believe it or not, i'm God.

he said, making the gravity falls group shocked as pacifica fainted

stan: HOW CAN YOU BE THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS!!! he has a white beard and wears a robe!!!!

god: oh, you mean like this?

he said as he turned into said appearance

jacob: that's actually his human form.

he said as ford fixed his glasses with an impressed smile

ford: remarkabe, our God has a secret form and uses his human form to blend in with us....wait young man, how do you know about this?

jacob's harem, friends & family: long story.

they said in unison as pacifica woke up and looked at the group

pacifica; ok, but why are we here?

she asked as jacob & God began explaining what happened and why god sent them to jacob's house

after explaining, stan wasn't buying that story

stan: i'm not buying it.

he said with a deadpanned look

jacob: oh, look outside.

he said as when the gravity falls group looked outside, they were in shock & fear at what they're seeing that stan was about to have a heart attack

stan: WHAT!!!!!!?????

ford: i can't believe this is happening.

he said in disbelief

wendy: oh, that's so not cool.

she said with a stern look at what she's seeing outside

stan: (groans) i need a drink.

he said

angel dust: here you go.

he said as he gave stan a bottle of budlight

stan: thanks.

he thanked as he grabbed the can and started drinking from it, or at least he was until he spat out the drink and looked at angel dust, who was looking at him with a smirk

angel dust: hello there.

he said as stan screamed and backed away from angel dust

stan: (screams) SPIDER MONSTER!!!!!

he screamed as angel dust looked offended

angel dust: um, i'm a spider demon.

he corrected

stan: (screams even more)

then grunkle ford pulled out a laser gun and pointed it at angel before jacob and charlie barricade between them

jacob: don't shoot!!!

he begged

ford: but he's a demon!!!

jacob: well true, but he isn't like the ones in those movies or shows.

he said

charlie: it's true, just let us explain.

she said as the screen went dark

end of chapter, hope you liked it.

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