Jacob: what happened to san diego!!??

he yelled in shock

zuzu: this has gotta be some sort of nightmare we're all having at once.

she said in disbelief

mabel: but just to be sure.

she said as she pinched dipper's arm, making him scream in pain

mabel: ok, since dipper screamed like girl, that means we're all awake.

she said proudly

vortex: but how did this happen?

he pondered as when denzel turned around, he grew an even more fearful face at what's on the TV

denzel: um, guys, look what's on the TV.

he said, getting everyone's attention as they watch the news and see tom tucker and diane simmons, wearing nazi arm bands

tom tucker: today marks the birthday of our great leader, adolf hitler, who won WW2 and became the beloved man we all know and love after he won that war using great tchnological advancements.

he said as the screen switched to a speaker making an announcement at the park

speaker: it has been a great pleasure working with the same man who rules both worlds and we are proud of our beloved fuher.

he said as he showed a picture of said fuher

speaker: and before i end the announcement, i have to say this...HEIL HITLER!!!!

he said as the crowd said ''heil hitler'' as well, or atleast they were until jacob broke the TV

Carol: Jacob!!!!! THE TV!!!!!

she yelled in shock at what her son did

Jacob: what, they were talking about him.

he seethed at that last part

octavia: hold on, i got it.

she said as she used her powers to fix the TV while charlie is trying to call her mom, but all she got was nothing while jacob & zuzu's friends were talking about the situation

steve: ok, if i were to guess...someone must've went back in time to change WW2's history, thus creating this nightmare of a world where the nazi's won the war.

he said

bobby: yeah, it's like the wolfenstein games and ''the man in the high castle''...but in IRL.

lucy: exactly what i was thinking.

zack: same, here girl.

he said as vaggie spotted charlie trying to call her mom as she walked over to her

vaggie: are you calling your mom?

(smosh: ur mom)

charlie: yes, but she isn't answering. something must be wrong.

???: that's because there is something wrong.

the voice was heard from jacob's gauntlet and a hologram of God appeared from said gauntlet, making everyone (except jacob & charlie) shocked at seeing god's true form

jacob: God, what are you doing?

he asked

charlie: yeah, i thought you never show your true form to anyone, well except jacob and me.

she said as jacob nods in agreement

God: i know, but sometimes you got to break the rules when something bad like this happens. oh hey everyone.

he greeted to zuzu and the others, who are shocked at seeing what god really looks like

adam: wow Jacob, you weren't kidding when you said that God has 4 eyes....literally.

he said in shock

God: yeah, i get that alot when my followers die and come up here. anyways back to the topic, i know who caused all this.

everyone: who?!

God: you heard of that movie series called ''hellboy'' right?

jacob: yep.

he answered

ace: wait, what does this have to do with that movie franchise.

he asked as verosika and the crew looked at God, wanting to know why he said that as God sighed

God: it's because someone who has the lifespan Kroenan had in that movie somehow brought hitler back from the dead, then went to the past to make sure the nazis won WW2 by using technology from the future and merging with the tech WW2's time had and, well, it created this timeline all of you are in. something like this happened before with a troublemaker named ''time breaker'', but i sealed him away in a ''shadow realm'' or something like that, you get the idea.

he explained, making everyone stunned and silent until jacob spoke up, havng enough of what's happening

Jacob: I'M GONNA MAKE THIS HANZ ADLER PAY FOR WHAT HE DID!!!!!!

he yelled angrily

zuzu: same here jacob, same here.

she said in a stern look on her face

adam: me too.

he said

bobby: me three.

he said

lucy: we have to set things right and make that firey nazi asshole hitler for messing with our time, even when he had help with some time travelling nazi.

she said as jacob's harem, zack, steve, denzel, dipper & mabel agreed with lucy as well

God: not without help you're not.

he said as he snapped his fingers, thus teleporting some familar faces into the living room as the screen went dark

end of chapter, hope you liked it.