chapter 76: Jacob & the eddgang. (part 11)

we see gaul destroying the place until a laser passed by his face and as he turned around, he sees optimus, tracer and charlie as optimus said

optimus: stop this madness....whoever you are.

he said as he wasn't sure who he is as gaul said

gaul: oh look, a hero trying to stop me. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY!!!!

tracer: well, we'll be busy kicking your ass!!!

she said as gaul screamed like escharum from halo infinite and used a fireball and threw it at tracer, who used her speed to move away from it before it hit her as optimus pulled out his battle axe, ran toward gaul with a battle cry, and as gaul saw this he also ran toward optimus and their weapons clashed each other as optimus said

optimus: who sent you here?!

gaul: no one, just doin my job to find someone i've been looking for a long time.

he said as their weapons unlocked from each other and gual punched optimus as he crashed onto a dance dance revolution game, thus destroying it as the screen said ''game over''

gaul chuckles until tracer used her guns to shoot at him as charlie used a fireball and threw it at gaul like playing dodgeball back at jacob's school that one time in a previous chapter as the fireball hit gaul's gut and he held onto his wound and ran toward charlie until optimus used his axe to block his path as he said

optimus: i won't let you harm her. also off topic, why are you here anyway?

gaul: i'm looking for a person named edd.

he said as it made everyone confused as tracer ran up and said

tracer: um, you know that there's more than one edd, love.

optimus: she's right, the name ''edd'' is a really common name.

he said as his harem agreed with him, along with zuzu's friends as gaul said

gaul: well to be specific, he has brown hair and wears a green hoodie.

he said as everyone's eyes/optics widened and they look at the edd he's talking about as edd said

edd: wait....HE'S AFTER ME!!!!???

he exclaimed in shock, making gaul smirk like an anime villain as he said

gaul: there you are.

he said as when he was about to teleport, charlie grabbed his arm with gaul trying to pry her off of him as he said

gaul: get off of me miss, i'm trying to finish a job here!!!!

vaggie: HEY, that ''miss'' is charlie morningstar.

she said as gaul's eyes widened and as he looked at her, he said

gaul: wait wait wait, hold on a freakin second.....as in the royal morningstar family of the demon race? that morningstar?

bobby: well, yeah, luke is charlie's dad.

he said, making gaul shocked even more as he dropped his scythe and when he took a good look at charlie, he kneeled before charlie as he said

gaul: princess morningstar, i am SO sorry for not recognizing you when i saw you, please forgive me.

he begged as charlie tilted her head and said

charlie: do i know you?

gaul: yes, you do.

he said as when he took his hood off, his face was revealed to be a zombie-like face that's very similar to doomslayer's zombie skin from doom eternal

(like this)

zuzu's friends & jacob's harem: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

they exclaimed as bobby, dipper, zack, denzel and steve vomited in a nearby trashcan while lucy and mabel fainted, along with jacob's harem at seeing such a very fucked up face, but as for optimus and tracer, they turned back int jacob and zuzu with shocked faces and were about to throw up like the guys, but tried not to as jacob said

jacob: keep it down, daddy.

he said while trying to to puke out his guts as gaul said this to charlie

gaul: it's me, gaul. i used to work for your dad until he gave me a new job. i was the guy who had that big scythe you always wanted to touch the blade of but i told you not to. you even told me that you like to sing so you can-

he was cut off as charlie said

charlie: make everyone happy. i remember now, but how are you?

gaul: good, but now if you excuse me, i have a soul to take.

he said as he aimed his scythe's blade close to edd's neck, who was frightened until jacob spoke up

jacob: NOW HOLD ON, YOU CAN'T KILL HIM!!!!

he said, making gaul angrily look at him as he said

gaul: and why is that?

he said as everyone widened their eyes at hearing that as dipper said

dipper: THAT GUY SERIOUSLY DOESN'T KNOW!!!

he yelled in shock, making gaul confused as he looked at charlie

charlie: what is he talking about charlie?

he asked as charlie grabbed her phone and dialed the number, talked to whoever she called gave her phone to gaul as he said

gaul: hello, gaul here.....LILITH, it's good to see y----what do you mean i can't kill edd....wait what..........(widens his eyes) oh, i see, well goodbye and hope i see you and king luke again.

he said as he gave the phone back to charlie and as he looked around the chaos he caused, he said

gaul: i'm so screwed, aren't i?

everyone: YEP, pretty much.

gaul: (sigh) welp, only one thing to do.

he said as he snapped his fingers and the damages he caused just reverted back to what it was before he destroyed the building, even the games were fixed and the highscores were back as gaul said

gaul: i think i should lay low for a while.

charlie: where will you go?

gaul: simple (snaps his fingers and he's in a vacation outfit) i'm going on vacation until everyone forgets what happened, but don't worry, we'll meet again.

he said as he opened a portal leading to wherever he's laying low and vacationing while edd's friends were comforting edd as jacob walked over to them and said

jacob: sorry about what happened edd, it was unexpected.

tom: it's ok, remember what we told you, it happens to us all the time. right ed?

he said to edd, who didn't say anything until he cheered like a fan of rock music and said

edd: THAT WAS AWESOME, i mean i almost died, but STILL. i mean jacob turned into optimus freaking prime and zuzu turned into tracer from overwatch and it was all like a real life battle for all sci fi video game fans everywhere and-

he just kept on ranting like a fan boy while jacob, zuzu and the others smiled as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope blotart likes the eddsworld arc and for all my readers and followers, up next will be the halloween arc, hope you enjoyed it)

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