chapter 71: jacob & the eddgang (part 6)

after carol and tom met each other after tom helped her with some bags she was carrying and went back to their respective homes, we see carol walking to the kitchen humming happily, making jacob and his girlfriends notice her humming and wondering why as jacob said

jacob: hey mom, what's got you happy?

apple: and what's with the food?

she asked as carol said

carol: oh, i'm just getting ready for dinner, and we're having some guests coming over tonight.

vortex: and who are they?

carol: our new neighbors.

she said as angel dust came in wearing a t-shirt saying ''hot momma'' as he said

angel dust: what's this about new neighbors?

jacob: mom somehow invited our neighbors over for dinner tonight to get to know more about them.

angel dust: oh....ok, well i hope they'll like me.

crymini: dude, i'm pretty sure that they won't be interested in you cuz, well, you're gay. no offense.

angel dust: none taken, it's true.

jacob: you know what else is true, your sister being hot.

angel dust: exactly.

he said as zuzu and vaggie came in with their hair tied up, being confused as vaggie said

vaggie: did me and zuzu miss something?

jacob: long story short babe, mom invited our new neighbors for dinner tonight.

he said as the two nod in understanding

zuzu: incoming question, do they know about the whole convergence thing that happened a while back?

carol: at first they didn't, until they were told that by the person i met a while ago.

vaggie: ok, thanks for telling us.

carol: you're welcome, now i suggest that you should get ready for tonight.

she said as jacob and his harem start getting ready for tonight

(french voice: later)

we see edd, matt, tom, and tord walking up to the mcfoley house as edd knocked on the door and matt said

matt: ok, be honest, is my hair ok?

he asked as the gang facepalmed and groaned as tord said

tord: yes, matt. your hair is ok.

matt: ok, good.

edd: let's just get this over with.

he said as he knocked on the door again and after a few minutes, jacob opened the door and said

jacob: let me guess, you our new neighbors that my mom told me about?

edd: yes, my name is edd and this is tord, matt, and-

he was cut off as jacob said to tom

jacob: hey i remember you, you're that guy who was looking at me and my friend over the fence yesterday.

tom: yeah, sorry about that and running away when you saw me, i was kinda shy.

jacob: eh, it happens. come on in.

he said as they enter the house and when they did, edd and his friends were stunned at seeing the place and when jacob led them to the kitchen, they see carol cooking and smiled at the eddgang when she turned around and said

carol: hello, you must be tom's friends/roommates, my name is carol mcfoley and these are jacob's sisters katie and marcy.

katie: s'up.

marcy: hey.

they greeted as the eddgang greeted them in their own way, but katie had a questions for tom and matt as she said

katie: i got two question, 1 is why is matt's chin squared and 2, why are tom's eyes black?

she asked as matt said

matt: well, i was born like this and for tom, why are your eyes black.

tord: yeah, why is that?

tom: well, it's a long story.

jacob: is it one of those stories that we don't want to know?

he asked as tom's black eyes widened as he said

tom: yeah, exactly. how did you know?

jacob: i didn't, i just guessed. anyways, let me introduce you to my girlfriends.

he said, making the eddgang confused at what he meant as they said in unison

eddgang: girlfriends?

they asked as they followed jacob and were shocked at seeing jacob's harem and his new friend vortex sitting on the couch watching the shane acker movie called ''9'', but they were watching this scene of the fabrication machine creating the winged beast

(like this scene right here)

as they were watching it, jacob coughed to get their attention as he said

jacob: hey girls, and vortex, this is edd, matt, tom and tord, our new neighbors. guys, these are my girlfriends and the gray buff hellhound is vortex, one of my girlfriend's bodyguards.

he said as jacob's girlfriends and vortex said ''hi'' to them in their own way and after they got done, edd said

edd: wow, i didn't expect that you had an actual harem of demon girls.

jacob: well i do have a human girlfriend here, she's even the alpha of my harem, meaning she has the authority to decide who joins my harem or not.

tom: wow, but when are you gonna start a ''mating'' season?

he joked as he tried to hi five someone, but instead he hi fived himself

(like this)

as he said that joke, jacob and his harem, even vortex deadpanned anime-style as jacob said

jacob: dude, i'm 17.

he said as tom lowered his head as tord said

tord: ok, but what was your world like, was it an afterlife or what?

loona: it's acually another dimension.

octavia: she's right.

apple: but except that we had a lot of crime waves, which lead to us demanding our king to help us, but when our world merged with earth, we got our wish.

sallie: but we were trying to find out why until-

she was cut off as they heard carol call out

carol: DINNER'S READY!!!

as she called out saying that dinner is ready, dia paused the movie ''9'' and the girls and vortex got up from the couch and went to the kitchen as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope you liked it when i added the classic ''tom high five GIF'' in this chapter.)

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