chapter 66: jacob and the eddgang. (part 1)

(isleworth, england)

in the town of isleworth, where wierd things happen there and that the people don't know about the whole ''world merging'' incident happening as we see a two-story where 4 people live in and...you know who they are as we see them watching the news talking about the death of queen elizabeth

reporter: it's been about a week since our beloved queen has passed away at age 96 and when her son, prince william as about to be our new king.

tom: i still can't believe that queen elizabeth is dead.

edd: i know tom, even though you are her fan.

tord: yeah, and you were crying on your bed when you found out.

tom: i know, but it still hurts just thinking about it.

matt: i hope everyone will bury me when i die one day.

tord: matt, you died a bunch of times, you were even a zombie general some years back.

matt: i know, but still.

tord: well, true but i moved out after that happened.

edd: and then you moved back in after a year and i'm still wondering why.

tord: eh, just felt like moving back in.

edd: .....ok.

tom: plus, with queen elizabeth gone, we have to deal with prince william, or is it king when he becomes king soon.

then all of a sudden, loud music started blaring as the eddgang sighed and edd said

edd: not again.

he said as he walked out of the house and went next door and as he knocked on the door, his arch enemy, eduardo and his gang opened the door and this sound effect played

eduardo: what is it, loser?

edd: can you turn that music off, we're trying to watch tv.

eduardo: i can do whatever i want, so screw off.

he said as he slammed the door in front of him as ed walked back to the house and as he saw the cops arrive at eduardo's house, which made ed smile until the cops left and he was shocked and angry, which made his friends worry

tom: let me guess...it didn't go well, right?

edd: I HAVE HAD IT WITH HIM!!!!

tord: i agree, i think we should move to somewhere better, somewhere away from eduardo.

matt: but i like this pla- not wait never mind, i understand now, i hate it too.

he said after he realized what everyone's talking about

edd: we could move, but the problem is that we don't have the money to do that. and it's not like someone i never knew existed just sent me an envelope of of who he/she is and said that i now have the deed to his/her house that's somewhere far away from that prick, eduardo. who also had a lawyer or something like that.

he said as suddenly an envelope just slid through the door's mail slot, which made tom say

tom: that was quick.

he said as edd grabbed the envelope and as he opened it, he was shocked after reading what's on the letter, which made his friends worry again as tord said

tord: let me see that. ''dear Edd, you may not know me, but i'm your great great uncle, freddy gould, i used to live here until i moved to the USA and had a family there, but i will no longer be on this world because i'm dead. i'm writing this letter to you because, well, meet my lawyer and he'll tell you everything. sincerely, your uncle freddy gould.''

he said as edd, tom, and matt were shocked after tord read the letter as tom said

tom: wow, i never knew you had a great great uncle, edd.

edd: i didn't knwo either, but i think we should go to his lawyer and he'll explain everything to me.

(later)

we see the eddgang sitting on some chairs until edd's uncle's lawyer came out and said

lawyer: edd gould?

he called out as edd got up and entered the lawyer's office and said

lawyer: ok, you got the letter, right?

edd nodded

lawyer: good, well from what freddy said in the letter about him having a family, it's true. now after he died, he left you something that you might really like.

edd: ok what is it, sir?

lawyer: it says here that your dead uncle decided to give you all his money, which is US dollars since he moved, and the deed to his house in san diego, california.

he said as edd's eyes widened in shock

edd: wait, are you saying that-

he was cut off as the lawyer said

lawyer: that's right edd, you're the new owner of freddy's home in san diego, in other words...Congradulations.

he said with a smile, until edd fainted and fell on the floor, making a loud thud as tom barged in and said

tom: WHAT HAPPE-oh, it's just edd.

he said as he grabbed edd's fainted body and dragged it out of the lawyer's office as the screen went dark

(end of part 1 of the ''jacob and the eddgang'' arc, hope you like it, especially blotart if he reads this soon)

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