chapter 5: the turf war...in san diego (part 4)

(outside of Dvae & Busters)

after angel dust and cherri bomb left the building, thus jacob and zuzu following them of course and as they went outside, it was chaos as the two young humans see angel dust shooting at a bunch of egg bois with his tommy gun

jacob; whoah, talk about total carnage?

zuzu: uh huh.

she said as they see sir pentious grabbing angel dust with his chain whip and threw him on the ground behind him

angel dust: oh, harder daddy.

sir pentious: (gasp) son?

he said as angel dust deadpanned and cherri bomb jump-kicked the snake guy out of the way

sir pentious: (growls angrily) you whores have no class. in war, the side remembered is the side with the most ''style''.

cherri bomb: or the side that aint dead.

she said as she opened up an egg boi and threw it out of the way

angel dust: speaking of style, isn't your hat like ''alive'' or something?

jacob: now that you mention it, it does have an eye on it.

zuzu: yeah i see it as well, kinda wierd.

sir pentious: oh well, that's none of your g**damn business, now is it?

angel dust: (scoffs) would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?

jacob, zuzu, and survivors:

egg boi: oooh

he said with his boss looking at him and bonking him on his 'egg head''

sir pentious: I'M GOING TO BLOW YOU TO BITS!!!!!

angel dust: hmm kinky.

sir pentious: oh not like that, PERVERT!!!!!

he remarked as an egg boi rolled out behind him with a gun with an eye on it and fired 4 arms at angel, thugs restraining him

sir pentious: HA, not so cocky now, are we?

angel: you know, you really gotta watch what comes out of your mouth, i've been making these sex jokes the whole TIME!!!!!

he yelped as a spike appeared out of nowhere

jacob: how did that get there?!

angel dust: i don't know, and it's obvious that you ain't catchin' on, i mean, it's just SAD!!!!

he said as he fired his tommy gun at him, thus being free as he flipped him off

cherri bomb: so you think you're gonna get in a lot of trouble for this?

angel: eh, what's one little brawl gonna cause

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(after the fight)

we now see jacob and zuzu sleeping in a limo, after fainting from the fight they just witnessed, and eventually waking up and jacob started to blush when he sees two beautiful, but also unusual looking ladies and one of the ladie's eyes twitched in frustration when she's looking at angel dust fiddling with the window switch, but stopped when he sees vaggie with a very angry look on her face

angel dust: what?

vaggie: what? WHAT? WHAT WERE YOU DOING!!??

she asked angrily

angel: i owed my girl buddy a solid, isn't that a good thing, helping friends with stuff?

vaggie: not with turf wars, that result in territorial genocide.

angel dust: eh, you win some you lose a few hundred, it wasn't that bad anyway

he said as he continued to play with the window, but was startled when vaggie threw something at the switch, thus breaking it

angel: ah come on, i had to. my credibility was on the line, i mean what kind of reputation would i have if people found out i was trying to go clean, it just throws out my entire persona

he said with jacob and zuzu having wierded out looks on their faces

vaggie: your credibility, what about charlie's, your stunt made her look like a fucking joke!!!!!

angel: no no no babe, jokes are funny, i made her look...sad... and pathetic, like an orphan, with nor arms..or legs, uhh. oh with progeria. GREAT, now i'm bummed thinking about it, this thing have any liquor?

vaggie: can you please just TRY to take this seriously?

angel: fine, i'll try, just don't get your taco in a twist baby.

vaggie: was that you trying to be sexist or racist?

jacob: if i were to guess, he's being sexist.

angel: is there seriously no liquor in here?

vaggie: i'm gonna kill him.

angel: sorry, but aint't gonna happen, your stuck with me bitch, get used to it.

vaggie: (speaks angrily in salvadorian)

angel: listen, who cares if some jagoffs got hurt, most of them are ugly freaks, like these two.

he said as he gestured at jacob and zuzu

jacob & zuzu: hey!!!!!

angel: whatever, just look around, got a bunch of fuckin harlequinn babie in the heliverse

jacob: (mutters) heliverse?

vaggie: your a one to talk.

she said with a cute smug smile

angel: HEY, this body is flawless, everyone wants some of me and i got the creepy fan letters to prove it.

he said as he pulled out a card with some rando licking an angel dust body pillow, making the two humans have disgusted looks

vaggie: (growls)

charlie: ....that was really uncool you know, angel.

zuzu: agreed....wait that's your name?

vaggie: UNCOOL!? after that train-wreck, there is no way that anyone is gonna speak to us again, all thanks to you and your selfish BULLSHIT!!!!

she yelled

angel: does that mean i don't have a free room anymore?

he asked with vaggie making a ''what do you think'' gesture

angel: (sigh) well shucks.

he said as he snapped his fingers

charlie: hey, come on. we don't know if things are over yet, try to relax vaggie it'll be ok.

she said as she placed her hand on vaggie with her smiling, but then turned to jacob and zuzu when jacob started to speak

jacob: incoming question, what are you suppose to be anyway?

angel: what are you talking about, you never seem a demon before?

the humans eyes widened at hearingg him say that

jacob: i'm sorry, WHAT!!!!!!

he screamed as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, this has to be the longest chapter i made in my convergence chapter, hope you liked it)

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