chapter 48: the harvest moon festival (part 9)

as the pain games begin, we see jacob being ahead of the contestants while sprinting, thank gym class for our hero. then we see jacob climb over and run through the finish line, making his lovers and family cheer for him, along with the wrath imps and as he turned around, he sees moxxie was doing bad at this as he fell over and the result was him being attacked by a demon shark, when he saw this, he had an idea when he grabbed his phone and walked over to the shark and say

jacob: hey shark, look at this.

he said as he showed a video of the very scary, and also creepy ending of the grudge (2020)

(skip to 1:01 and watch the rest)

and after the shark saw the video...

demon shark: (SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL)

it screamed as it took moxxie out of it's mouth and dived back in the water, making moxxie look at jacob as he said

moxxie: what did you show that shark?

jacob: you don't want to know. now come on.

he said as in the next round, we see blitz and striker try to tie an imp up, only that striker smirked and tie blitz up. then we see jacob and moxxie facing against a buffed imp holding a rope, who scared moxxie and as he was about to leap at jacob, he smirked and turned into...

as he turned into the decepticon scientist, the buff imp was shocked at seeing him as he is scared and shockwave said

shockwave: i bet that it is logical to tie yourself up, before i incinerate you from existence.

he said emotionless as he aimed his arm-cannon at the imp, who ran away and tied himself up, but when stolas saw this, he grabbed a notepad and said to himself while writing

stolas: note to self....make next years pain games more challenging for my future son in law.

he said as the next round started, and it is a tug-o-war, which jacob was good at since he got an A+ on back at school, but when moxxie fell off the side, the same shark came back and started to maul moxxie again until

jacob: ahem, remember what i showed you earlier?

he said to the shark, who took moxxie out and left like before

then for the last round, it's a wrestling match as jacob turned into rumble from FOC and is fighting against another buff imp as he said

rumble (FOC): get ready to crumble, before RUMBLE!!!

he quoted from the game as he upper-cutted the imp up in the air and landed on a pile of hay, which made rumble sigh in relief that he didn't kill him and sees moxxie being dog-piled and started to get frustrated as he sees teh shark again, who is about to drop an elboy on moxxie, who said

moxxie: MOTHERFU-

he was cut off as rumble grabbed the shark by it's head and punched it far away from any water and rumble turned into jacob again

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(on the stage)

wally: i say, i say, for the first year ever...we have a tie for harvest moon pain games.

he said as stolas took the mic and said

stolas: the winners are striker aaaaannd....my darling blitzy!!!

he said as blitz got annoyed and said

blitz: just say my name RIGHT!!!!! fuckin' dick.

he grumbled as stolas said

stolas: and my future son in law and my daughter's future husband...Jacob Mcfoley, the first human ever to win the harvest moon pain games, who also has a mission to make peace between his kind and our kind and promised charlie morningstar to make our lives better than ever.

he said as jacob walked on the stage and octavia and jacob's friends and lovers walked up and said

octavia: i'm so happy for you.

dia: we all are.

jacob smiled at hearing that, but then said

jacob: thanks, how's moxxie?

summer: not doing good.

she said as she looked over to the benches and see millie comforting a sad moxxie, who lost the games as jacob walked over to him and said

jacob: you ok?

moxxie: i'm fine.

millie: also, thanks for letting me back in, jacob.

she said as jacob smiled

jacob: you're welcome. also moxxie, i know your upset that you lost and striker may have won like me and your boss but it's not to be upset about.

moxxie: yeah you're right, i maybe weak but i'm great at other things like...singing.

he said as jacob gained interest in hearing

jacob: really, i would like to hear you sing.

he said as striker grabbed a guitar and said

striker: i'd like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song that i wrote, just about me winning.

he said as moxxie yelled out

moxxie: AH, WHAT THE FUCK!!!???

he demanded as striker started singing

while he was singing, a fan girl got kicked by him while smiling adorably, but before the other female imps were about to maul her, jacob walked up and glared at them as he said

jacob: you maul her, and you pay for it.

he said as the female imps ran away while blushing as he kneeled down and said to the imp girl he saved

jacob: you ok?

???: yeah, i am.

jacob: you wanna know something, what he did to you was against the law back at my home. men aren't supposed to hit women.

???: really? i didn't know humans made a law like that.

jacob: we make all kind of laws to keep us safe, now what's your name, because i'm-

he was cut off as she said

bella: jacob mcfoley, i know. my name is bella.

jacob: nice to meet ya.

he said as thet shaked hands and jacob went back to the bleachers and sees blitz eating a stick of cheese and said

blitz: isn't this guy great?

he asked nicely, only to be responded by these answers

moxxie: false.

steve: i agree, i mean he just singing a complete rip-off of that ''band geeks'' song from spongebob.

he said as his other friends agree as well

zuzu: i give him a 0/10 rating on this.

she said as she glared at him as blitz said

blitz: well, it's going to be sad not working with him.

he said, making moxxie, jacob, his friends and lovers confused as moxxie said

moxxie: working with? WHAT!??

blitz: yeah, i asked him if he wants to join I.M.P, but he rejected my offer so yeah, it's gonna be sad not working with him.

moxxie: you asked...but...he rejected your offer for working with us and you think that's ok to deal with? well good, i'm glad he's not working with the company.

he said as he looked at striker still singing as millie said

millie: mox, i think you had enough for today so let's just get you back to the house and get you cleaned.

she said calmly, but when they overheared striker say ''moxxie go fuck yourself'', moxxie started to tear up and run back to the ranch, making jacob and the others pissed at striker, which made jacob have an idea as he said

jacob: (gasp) lightbulb.... hey octavia, is it ok if i sing after striker, because i think it's time to give him a little payback for upsetting moxxie.

he said, making octavia, zuzu and the rest of the harem smirk evilly as octavia said

octavia: sure thhing sweetie.

she said as jacob grabbed a guitar, which his future wife gave to him as he walked down and headed towards the stage as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope you all liked it, even blotart as well)

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