chapter 43: the harvest moon festival. (part 4)

we see blitz sitting on the ranch's porch thinking about him being humiliated by the humans until....mabel popped out of nowhere scaring blitz

Mabel: HELLO!!!!

Blitz: (screams) Christ on a stick!!!!

Mabel: you know God can hear you since he's not a bearded man with a robe.

blitz: what do you want?

Mabel: you seemed upset, soooooo.....i got you a happy sticker.

she said cheerfully as she placed said sticker on blitz's face as she walked off. after she left, blitz ripped the sticker off as he walked to the group as katie said

katie: mom, not to complain but can we unload our stuff now, it's burning hot out here.

carol: ok, you can carry your stuff and jacob can carry his since he has strong hands.

katie & marcy: thanks mom.

they said in unison as joe said

joe: speaking of strong strong hands, y'all should meet our newest help, hey striker!!!!!

he called out as jacob and his lovers said

jacob & lovers: who?

they questioned as they see a flaming horse with an imp wearing cowboy clothing, and that imp is

striker: well, howdy. oh lookie here, you must be the famous mildred. heard some good things about you from your folks little lady.

he said as he walked over to her and winked causing her to laugh nervously in a cute way as she shaked hands with him as striker said

striker: so what're you doin so far away from imp city, free working finally slowing down?

millie: oh no, freelance isn't free, it's....nevermind. we're just here for the festival, the prince is our bosses boyfriend.

she said teasingly as blitz walked to her and said

blitz: millie, i am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy.

he said as adam snickered quietly and whispered

adam: (whispers) like us guys, but except guys like us and jacob don't harm ladies.

he whispered as striker said to blitz

striker: boss huh? OH, so you're the bold imp who started his own killin' biz.

blitz: yeah, well when your good at something, you should probably capitalize.

striker: not many imps start businesses all on their own. that's pretty impressive sir.

blitz: yeah? i guess it...i guess it is, isn't it?

striker: so you even conned that ditzy blue blood to get you to the surface?

blitz: well, it's long and complicated but the short answer is yes. but he's not, you know we're not like, we're not doing, it's a transactional fucking you see. but it hasn't helped because of our problem we have right now.

he said as striker raised and eyebrow as he asked

striker: what problem?

he asked as millie said

millie: you mean you didn't hear, king luke made a law saying we no longer have to kill, steal, fight and most of all...no turf wars.

striker: (whistles) that sucks.

millie: well, that...and our world merged with the human world and since then, we can't set foot or hoove on their lands, so with no clients and or phone calls, we didn't get any money and we're nearly bankrupt and our boss lost his shit because of it.

blitz: MILLIE!!! i didn't lose my mind!!!

he yelled as loona said

loona: actually....you did. you got s crazy because of what millie said that i manage to record the whole thing after she and moxxie taped you on your wall.

she said as she showed everyone the video of blitz wrecking his office and jumping out of his office's window, landing on a car and shouting at the car's owner as blitz said while being embarrased

blitz: woah, i didn't know i was that insane.

blitz (in video): I NEED A CLIENT NOW, I NEED THE MONEYS!!!!!!

millie (in video): boss, you're not in any condition to do anything.

moxxie (in video): she's right, you need to calm down.

blitz (in video): CALM, I NEED TO CALM CALM DOWN??!! YOU NEED TO-

then all of a sudden, they heard the sound of liquid dripping down from the wall as blitz's recording self said

blitz (in video): ok, i need to calm down.

after the video was done, we see adam, bobby and crymini snickering quietly after seeing that happen to blitz as bobby said

bobby: i have a new name for blitz.

crymini: what?

she asked while snickering

bobby: blitz the piss baby!!!!!

he blurted out as the three started laughing, along with everyone else as blitz was angry as he said

blitz: OH HAHA, VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

he said as striker sees jacob's lovers and said

striker: i see you brought an extra group with ya, eh blitzo?

blitz: huh? no stolas invited them.

he said as striker smiled as he walked over to charlie and said

striker: who might you be?

charlie: my name is charlie morningstar.

she said as striker's eyes widened and said

striker: wait, so you're his daughter?

charlie: yep, he's my dad and i'm his daughter.

striker: well it's nice to finally meet you and i hope you become queen one day.

charlie: i'm not sure about that since we're trying to make peace between us and the humans.

striker: really?

he said as he peaked interest

charlie: really. it's a project that me and some others i know are trying to make happen since my dad partnered with the government.

striker: and the government would be?

charlie: just a large group of humans that are higher that us, even the overlords.

striker: i see, so you gonna intro me to the others or what, you're highness?

charlie: oh right, for starters.... this is vaggie.

striker: nice to meet ya.

he said as he put his hand out to vaggie, who growled as she said

vaggie: i don't trust you.

striker: (chuckles) you will.

charlie: over there is angel dust, he used to be a pornstar, but he still has his antics.

striker: what kind of antics?

he asked as angel said

angel dust" i can suck your dick.

he said that quote as striker had a shocked face as he said

striker: HA, no.

angel dust: heh, your loss.

he said while smirking as charlie continued as she said

charlie: over here is my old friends, crymini and octavia, who i lost connection with until last week.

crymini: s'up.

striker: octavia? are you related to that goetia prince?

octavia: yes, he's my dad.

charlie: and lastly, velvet, dia and summer.

she finally introduced to striker, who widened his eyes in shock as he said

striker: wait wait wait, hold on a second....aren't you three supposed to be with that pimp, valentino?

velvet: Pftt, he's dead.

dia: yeah, even me and summer are glad that he's gone for good.

summer: agreed.

striker: woah, how did he even die?

he asked as jacob and zuzu walked towards him and said

jacob: you're looking at the reason.

zuzu: my boyfriend's right.

they both said, making striker suprised as he said

striker: so it is true, humans are real after all, and i thought they were a myth.

he said as he smiled and walked over to the two humans as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope you liked it)

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