chapter 42: the harvest moon festival. (part 3)

after jacob, his lovers and his friends exited the limo, they see stolas was right about wrath being a western inspired place as jacob sees 3 imps, 2 older imps and a hellhound as stolas said

stolas: now, i would like for you to meet the humans i told you about. why don't you introduce yourselves everyone?

he said to jacob, his friends and family as they introduce themselves. after they intro'd themselves, blitzo said

blitz: hi there, my name is blitz (the ''o'' is silent).

jacob: no it's not.

he said, making blitz confused as he said

blitz; what do you mean?

jacob: what i mean is that the ''o'' isn't supposed to be silent, did anyone tell you that?

denzel: i agree, i've been scanning your profile and it says that your IQ is only 1%.

zuzu: really? since when was the last time you went to school?

blitz: a what?

he said, making jacob, his lovers and his friends shocked and face palmed in frustration, like man ray trying to give patrick his wallet back to him

adam: what an ignoranus.

blitz: a what?

he asked as steve said

steve: ignoranus means ''stupid'' you moron.

blitz: WHAT!!!??? why you-

he was cut off as stolas said

stolas: calm down blitzy, don't fight our guests.

he said to him, making the humans and jacob's lovers laugh uncontrollably

lucy: BLITYZ????!!! THAT'S HIS NICKNAME, HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

jacob: WOW!!!! THAT'S JUST SAD AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME, RIGHT GIRLS??!!!!!

jacob's lovers: AGREED!!!!!

they said in unison and while laughing

blitz: shut up shit head, anyways these are my co-workers moxxie and millie, they're married.

he said as carol started to sparke as blitz said

blitz: over here is my lovely daughter, loona. and these are millie's parents lin and joe.

he said as jacob smiled and walked over to them as he said

jacob: well it's really nice to meet yo-OOF!!!

he was cut off as he was pushed aside by his own mom as she rushed over to moxxie and millie with sparkly eyes

carol: CONGRADULATIONS ON BEING MARRRIED!!!!!!

millie: thanks, me and moxxie have been married for over a year and we can be even more happy.

carol: i see, well i hope you two will have kids someday.

she said as moxxie and millie started to blush madly, even joe and lin of just having the thought of grandchildren as moxxie said

moxxie: KIDS!!! but we're not-

carol: oh i understand that you're not ready yet, my husband was extremely nervous when i got pregnant with jacob, i even have a picture when he was a baby.

she said as jacob widened his eyes in fear as he got up and said

jacob: oh god NO MOM NO!!!!!!

but was too late as she already showed them the pic, with millie smiling in joy with her eyes full of stars, along with charlie as millie said

millie: AWW!!!

charlie: is that him!!!!

carol: yep, but after he grew up, i gave birth to his sisters katie and marcy.

while they were talking, octavia took jacob's hand and the two walked over to loona, who's busy looking at her phone as octavia said

octavia: hey loona.

she said as loona looked at her and smiled

loona: oh hey octavia, why didn't you text back last time?

octavia: i was busy hanging out with my new boyfriend, meet jacob mcfoley.

jacob: nice to meet ya, loona.

loona: same.

she said bluntly as she looked at her phone again

jacob: you wanna know something, your name is actually base off of the goddess of the moon.

he said as loona's eyes widened and looked back at jacob and said

loona: really?

jacob: really, plus the name suits you very well.

he said, making loona blush madly as her tail was wagging in joy

loona: u-um, thanks. that was a really nice thing to say.

jacob: you're welcome.

he said as he walked back to the group as joe said

joe: well we didn't expect you humans to actually be real, we all thought the rumor about you was fake.

lin: but now we do know. if you don't mind me asking, why aren't you dressed like us?

she asked as adam said

adam: well, we don't have that kind of clothing where we come from. i mean we used to, but not anymore.

zuzu: and that we aren't fans of western stuff like the people of wrath are.

joe: oh, well we're sorry to hear that but we understand.

zuzu: it's fine, but i do like your home.

mabel: yeah, kind to think of it, do you have a barn as well?

lin: well, we used to but-

she was cut off as joe said

joe: we lost it to one of them terrors last week.

he said with a sneer, not at the humans, but at just the thought of said terrors, which made jacob's friends and lovers sympathetic at hearing that

bobby: oh....we are very sorry to hear that.

lucy: yeah, we're sorry that you lost your barn. but i hope you can make a new one someday.

joe: i hope we can as well.

meanwhile, we see stolas and blitz being silent while watching the humans and millie's family talking to each other as stolas spoke up

stolas: so, what do you think of the humans i brought?

he asked

blitz: what do i think? I GOT HUMILIATED BY THEM!!!!

stolas: i understand, but it's charlie and jacob's job to make peace between us and the humans. i even heard that some demons and imps moved to the human lands to start a new life and they get paid way better than their old jobs and maybe they might have a job for and you co-workers as well.

blitz: (growls) listen here, i can handle myself and i'll find another way to get more money, even if it takes forever.

he said as stolas sighed, but not in a giving up way as he said

stolas: i understand your problem blitzy, but king luke's law is to not attack or kill humans because if that happens, a war might break out between us. you don't want that, do you?

he said as blitz realized stolas is right as he sighed and said

blitz: fine, but you owe me.

stolas: good. anyway, i'll be going now, and i'll see you at the festival blitzy.

he said as he got in his limo and it drove off, making blizt groan as he walk away as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope you liked it)

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