chapter 34: meeting crymini (part 7)

after jacob and the gang met crymini, we see the gang surrounded by thugs as jacob said curiously

jacob: can i help you?

human thug leader: YES, THAT BITCH RIGHT THERE KICKED ME IN MY DICK AREA!!!!

adam: Pfffft HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! (then realizes) wait, why did she do that?

he asked as crymini spoke up

crymini: it's because one of his thugs took my stuff, which i stole back from them.

she said, which made jacob mad as he said

jacob: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A PRETTY HELLHOUND LIKE HER!!!!

he yelled as crymini blushed at him calling her pretty since nobody called her that as the thug leader grabbed jacob by the throat and pulled out his knife at it as he said

human thug leader: let me tell you something, when you mess with my gang, you mess with other gangs if they hear about this happening.

he said as charlie started shaking in fear at seeing her boyfriend being treated like this to a thug, but she had an idea as the thug said

human thug leader: so...any last words.

he said with a menacing smirk, but stopped as jacob started smirking as well

jacob: yeah....look out below.

human thug leader: what do you- OW, not again!!!!!!!!

he cried out in pain as we see charlie kicked the thug leader in his dick area like crymini did earlier as jacob looked at crymini and said

jacob: you, get in.

crymini nodded as she got in his car, started it up and drove off, making the thug leader furious as they got away, looked at a randon truck and said this to the female gang member

human thug leader: you, hot wire that truck, the rest of you, get in the back...NOW!!!!

he ordered as the thugs got on the truck and hotwire it and the leader started driving fast as he hopped in the driver seat

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charlie: crymini, is that you?

crymini: yes it's....wait, charlie, what are you doing here?

charlie: long story short, i'm on a date with my boyfriend.

she said as crymini's eyes widened as she said

crymini: really, who?

jacob: that would be me....wait, char how do you know her?

crymini: because i'm childhood freind with her, that's why.

she said to jacob as adam said

adam: yep, makes sense. and jacob i think you might want to go faster.

jacob: why? we lost 'em.

adam: actually, they've caught up with us by using a stolen truck.

jacob, charlie, & crymini: i'm sorry, what?

they said in unison as adam pointed at the back window of jacob's car and see the thug gang acting like borderlands raiders or something like that

jacob: Oh SHIT!!!!!

he exclaimed as he started to go faster past the speed limit while jacob's group started screaming for their lives
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we see denver in his cop car reading a manga called ''deadpool samurai'' and has a chocolate donut in his hand and looking at a picture of him and jacob's dead dad, john mcfoley, along with his freinds with one of them having a bionic arm as he said

denver: (sigh) john, i miss you everyday. you were like a brother to me when we were kids. but when you died, my heart shattered when me and your friends heard the news. i just wish i was there to save you that day.

he said in a sad tone, but was cut short when a car and a truck were speeding and he said

denver: OH for the love of....huh?

he questioned as he saw jacob in the car, along with adam, charlie, and a hellhound who looked like they were in danger as he heard some thug say

random thug: surrender now, and you won't be harmed

denver: well, jacob may not get a ticket, but those thugs are in a WHOLE shit load of trouble!!!!!

he said as he started to turn on his siren and chase after them in a highspeed pursuit
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as jacob's car was being chased by the thugs, he did his best to not run over any humans or demons or else he'll be charged or sued if he did as crymini said

crymini: uh, guys?

adam: what is it?

he asked as crymini pointed at a ramp that led to the beach, which has no one on it today as jacob though of an idea as he said

jacob: HOLD ON!!!!!!

he called out as he moved his car aside as the thug's truck ketp on speeding towards the thugs started screaming in different ways as possible

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after the thug's screaming, their hotwired truck crashed onto the sand and lots of humans and demons gathered around to see the wreckage and to see if they survived the crash and jacob and the group got out of his car and walked over to see the wreckage, but all they heard was the thugs groaning in pain and as they got out, the cops came to the scene as denver said

denver: FREEZE!!!!!!

cop 1: get out of the stolen, but also totalled truck and put your hand where we can see 'em!!!!

he said as more cops told the human/demon citizens to back away from the scene as denver walked over to the thug leader and said

denver: well, well, well. if it isn't alejandro, you got some nerve chasing after my dead freind's son and his friends-

charlie: actually, i'm one of his girlfreinds now.

denver: got it and- wait wait wait wait!!!!! what did you say, charlie?

he asked as the human and demon citizens looked at jacob as he said

jacob: (laughs nervously) yeah, charlie morningstar is one of my new girlfriend, we were having a great date today until....

crymini: until those thugs tried to rob my stuff and here we are now.

she said as everyone glared at the thugs as denver said this while he and the cops were glaring at them

denver: is this true?

alejandro: I-oh-uh-eh....(sigh) yes it is.

denver: (glaring) put them in the squad cars.

he said as some cops pulled alejandro and his thugs out of the wrecked truck and put them in their car's as denver came up to jacob and said

denver: well, jacob. you all did us a favor and we thank you for it.

jacob: thanks. 

denver: well, we must be going, gotta take these dirtbags to prison for what they did.

adam: wait, you're not giving us a ticket?

denver: of course not, these thugs were chasing you, so it doesn't count as getting one and jacob, see ya later.

jacob: see ya.

he said his goodbye as denver and his cops drove off and everyone started cheering at them as crymini said

crymini: look, i'm sorry that i dragged you and charlie into thi-

jacob: it's ok, and let me guess, you came to live here right?

crymini: yeah, my place got trashed by sir pentious.

adam: that loser?

crymini: yeah.

she said in a negative tone as jacob said

jacob: well, you can stay at my place until my family thinks of a way to expand our home.

he said to crymini, who was shocked that he's allowing her to live with him so without thinking, she kissed him on the lips as charlie giggled and adam smirked and crymini said while blushing

crymini: i'm so sorry, i didn't know what i was thinking!!!!

she blurted out while blushing as jacob said

jacob: it's fine, i have a harem and i don't mine having another member.

crymini: really?

adam: he means it, and just to let you know...there's an alpha in the harem.

crymini: who?

jacob: my childhood cruch, zuzu ergon.

crymini: oh, ok.

charlie: hey, jacob, i suggest that we should go back home, ok?

jacob: ok, char.

he said with a smile as he kissed charlie, went back to jacob's car and drove back home as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope you liked it)

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