Chapter 18: angel dust gets kidnapped.

at night in san diego, we see some animals roaming around the streets, even a cat and a dog were fighting each other until a limo was slowly driving down the road, which made the dog whimper and run away and the cat hiss at the limo before running away as well, and as said limo parked at jacob's house, we see a certain pimp walk out of the limo, and that pimp is the one and only ''valentino''

he also happens to be angel's boss and the owner of a porn studio, which got blown up because of him and since then he has been hunting angel dust after that, but he gave up after not being able to find him, but since the ''two worlds merge into one'' thing happened and when every demon saw jacob & zuzu on t.v. and told them that they'll make their lives better, valentino thought that angel dust might have been hiding there since both their homes have been merged, and he told vox, his right hand demon, to hack into the human's network and look for him and when vox saw him at the mall, his boss ordered him to follow jacob's group to see where angel dust was living at, and now here they are

valentino: is this where he's hiding at, vox?

he asked as vox walked out of the limo

vox: (sigh) i told you this a hundred time, i followed them and i saw angel enter the house. in other words, yes.

valentino: good, but don't talk to me like that again or i'll unplug you and you'll lose your network.

vox: go ahead and you'll lose all your money or no one will watch your porn on site or on tv again!!

he said because he hated being pushed around by his boss, even though they made a deal to make that stuff so demons can watch it, but when both worlds merged, vox found out that humans also made a site called, there's just too many, so he planned to destroy them all and make valentino's site the only one, but his boss's only goal is to bring angel dust back to his place to ''punish'' him, until a voice was heard

???: can you guys keep it down, i'm trying to watch a human website called ''youtube''.

val: velvet, i told you not to watch that site, it'll rot your brain.

vox: if she has one because she's a doll demon.

he muttered as we see velvet exit the limo

velvet is part of the group to kidnap angel, she's a doll demon that has a craving for cake and stuff like that, but she also has a lovestruck to find someone, but to no avail. but when she saw jacob and zuzu on the news about their world merging with earth, let's just say that when she fell in love with jacob, her heart was pounding so fast that she made a pic of her and jacob in a tuxedo and a wedding dress, but now she has to stay focused to get angel

and as the group of three started to walk to the mcfoley's front door, velvet tried to open the door and guess what, it's locked

velvet: it's locked?

vox: yes it is, let me do the unlocking.

val: why?

he asked as val deadpanned in an anime styled screen on his tv head as his head's screen got static and turned into a google home logo as he smiled deviously

vox: because unlike us, the humans have some tech hooked into their homes called either google home or amazon alexa, you speak to it and it will obey their master. but since i'm a tech wiz, i can easily hack into it, observe.

he said as he turned on google home

google home: hello, how can i help you?

vox: my name is vox, open this door now.

google home: i'm sorry, i don't know what you mean.

vox: maybe this will help.

he smirked as he began to hack into google home as the harmless pixelated face turned into a red skull (marvel hydra reference) as it said

google home: ok, master, here you go. we are programmed to always follow orders.

it said as the ai unlocked the door, making the group smirk

vox: what did i tell ya? easy peasy.

val: tight.

he said as they enter the mcfoley's house and search for angel dust as velvet found the kitchen and as she opened the fridge, her eyes widened that she saw a red ''velvet'' cake, grabbed a fork and as she took the first bite, her eyes turned into anime stars and whispered in joy

velvet: (whispers) this is really good, it tastes better than how i make it. (looks at the cake, she's holding) i'll save you for later.

she said as she placed the cake in her purse and heard vox say

vox: i found him.

he said as val and velvet see vox point at angel sleeping on the couch, snoring and as they were ready to capture him...

(sqeak)

their eyes widened, hoping angel didn't wake up but he just kept snoring, and as they look down, they see a suction cup man plushie as it said

scm plush: bitch.

it said as velvet snickered and angel dust started talking in his sleep

angel dust: business guy, can you shut up and jump off a cliff.

he talked while sleeping

velvet: sorry, we're here to capture you.

vox & valentino: (whispered) velvet!?

angel dust: ah, that's great.

he said in his sleep, but his eyes widened in shock with this glass shattering sound effect

(like this)

angel dust: wait, you guys!?

he said quietly and in fear as he sees valentino

valentino: hello, my pet, you and i have some catching up to do. vox, bag him.

he said as before angel was about to scream to alert the others, vox covered his mouth with a cloth with chloroform on it as he slowly went back to sleep and vox used a head sized sack over his head and began to carry him, then val noticed something missing

val: vox, where's velvet?

vox: searching the house even more.

val: ok.

we see velvet in carol's room searching around her jewelry and sees a pearl necklace on her desk and picked it up

velvet: is this what humans wear, cuz i sure think so.

she said to herself as she put the necklace on as she looked at herself with the make up desk's mirror

velvet: i look good with this on me.

she said as she left the room and went to one of jacob's sister's rooms and sees that his sister has a bunch of plushies on her bed

velvet: she liked dolls too, they look so adorable.

she whispered as she left quickly and she entered jacob's room with a blush on her face

velvet: so, your the human i saw on t.v., you look so cute in person.

she said as she was about to touch him, but was shocked as she sees charlie on his bed with him

velvet; (thinking) the princess is here? why is she here?

she asked to herself and decided to leave them be and sees one of jacob's family photos with his dad in it and she smiled

velvet: (thinking) looks like he has a good family, but i wonder what happened to his dad.

she then sees a news paper of the plane crash incident and sees the number of survivors and the number of the dead ones, and that john, jacob's dad is one of the deceased and had a sympathetic look on her face

velvet: oh, i'm so sorry.

she said to herself as she left the room and went back downstairs and see vox and valentino waiting for her

vox; took you long enough, now let's go.

he whispered as they began to walk outside and, unknown to val, his coat had some dirt on it and a romba vacume bot showed up and began sucking the dirt off his coat, which annoyed him as he was trying to get it off

val: vox, do something.

he whispered to his tv headed colleuage

vox: google, turn of that thing.

google: you mean the romba, ok master.

it said as the romba turned off and val got the robot vacume off his coat and everyone quietly in relief and as val was walking, his pocket got caught on a nearby table and..

(RRRRIIIP)

as the three intruders heard the ripping sound, vox and velvet were shocked and were trying to hold their laughter as they're seeing val's ''man bloomers'' and he was covering them up with his hands

valentino: (whispered) shut up and let's go.

he whispered as the three left the house, got in the limo and left, but what they didn't know is that when valentino's pants ripped, his calling card fell out it, only to be left as a clue for jacob and the others to find angel dust and rescue him as the screen went dark

(end of chapter, hope you liked it and up next ''where's angel dust?'')

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