Chapter 134: Ozzie's (part 6) (first half)

(at Ozzie's)

as we see the Limo arrive at the club, Jacob & the gang were awestruck at seeing how big it is

(like this)

Zuzu: wow, so this is why it's so popular and always booked up?

she asked while being impressed

Summer: that's right.

Dia: and you'll love it here.

they both said while charlie was nervous again and vaggie comforted her and when they exited the limo and the demons in line see verosika, they began cheering for her due to them being her fans

Verosika: thank you, thank you.

then jacob walked up and whispered in heer ear

Jacob: (whispers) that's sweet of you verosika.

he whispered, making verosika blush and walk up to the bouncer, who's an incubus

(this guy, but i'm gonna call him ''Jesse'')

Jesse: Verosika, how are you tonight?

he asked

Verosika: i'm doing great, i even have a new job in the human land known as San Diego, California.

she said making jesse smile

Jesse: well, i'm glad you do, go right in.

he said as verosika & her crew went in, but when jacob & his harem went in to follow them...

Jesse: whoa, hold on there..you got a reservation?

he asked while glaring at them

Jacob: no, we're with verosika & her crew.

he said

Jesse: sorry, but no reservation, no entry.

he said as he went up to jacob's face

Zuzu: hey, he just said we're with verosika's group, so technically we don't need one.

she said as vaggie was glaring at jesse

Jesse: well, i don't believe you, so get in the back of the line like everyone else.

he said as he pointed at the back of the line, but he then sees jacob having a ''i've had it'' look on his face

Jacob: ok, fella, we can do this the easy way...or the hard way.

he said while glaring at the bouncer, who was about to punch jacob until verosika showed up

Verosika: hey, jacob, why aren't you and the others coming in?

she asked

Jacob: because this guy won't let us in because we don't have a reservation.

he said as verosika started to glare at jesse

Verosika: jesse, you do know that he's my boyfriend, right?

she said, shocking jesse and everyone in the line, even verosika's fans

Jesse: wait, WHAT?!

everyone in the line: YOUR BOYFRIEND!!??

they said in shock as one of verosika's fans fainted

Jesse: wait, this human is your boyfriend? what's his name?

he asked

Verosika: his name is Jacob Mcfoley, the same human who killed valentino while Zuzu here killed Vox. even their friends helped them to save stolas from being assassinated back in the harvest moon festival months ago. he even has a harem, of which me, apple, coco, kiki & milky are a part of.

she said as Jesse looked at Jacob nervously

Jesse: Oh shit!!! m-my-My apologies Mr. Mcfoley. I didn't recognize that it was you.

he said/apologized nervously as he bowed while his wings moved a bit

Jacob: (sigh) it's ok, you were just doing your job.

he said as jesse smiled

Jesse: thanks. please go right in.

he said as he gestured jacob & his harem to go inside, but as he spotted an imp sneaking in, jesse grabbed his tail, stopping him in his tracks

Jesse: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!!!??

he demanded, scaring the imp as he started sweating

Sneaky Imp: AH, MAN!!!!

he complained as jesse then threw him in a dumpster

(inside)

as jacob & his harem went inside, they were impressed even more as they see it was busy & crowded

as they found their table, they sat down

Helsa: i remember that my parents went here and they said it was great.

she said with a smile

Crymini: huh, not what i expected since i never went here before, but this...is so much better than what i was expecting.

she said with a smirk as jacob sees that charlie is shaking in fear, or atleast she was until jacob hugged her, making her blush

Jacob: remember, i'll protect you.

he said, making charlie smile as she hugged him back and let go of each other. then jacob started to look around the place as he sees that there are female demon girls posing and dancing in cages as it started to remind him about strip clubs

Jacob: man, this place is almost like a strip club.

he said, making his harem puzzled

Sallie may: what's that?

she asked

Zuzu: just a club where human guys go to see human women dance with a pole and guys give them money while they dance.

Jacob: and i never been to one because i don't even like places like that...and those kind of guys are just really perverted.

they said as ace & josh were shocked

Ace: wait, how many do you have in America?

he asked as josh looked at them

Jacob: a lot.

zuzu: but we lost track of how many due to America having 50 states.

after jacob & zuzu said that, Josh & Ace walk over to the bar with verosika with Wally Wackford as the barkeep

with verosika, we see her drinking a martini until she sees an imp who looks a bit taller than wally with the nametag saying ''Derrick'' on it

Derrick: ey, it's verosika & her group. suprised to see you here. so how's it going?

he said as he sat down

Verosika: my group and i are doing great. we were invited to come here if that's what you were about to ask.

she said as derrick smiled and then spotted jacob & zuzu

Derrick: are those humans?

he asked as he looked at them

Apple: Yep, that's Jacob Mcfoley & Zuzu Ergon.

she said as Derrick's eyes widened

Derrick: wait, as in the humans who killed Vox & Valentino?

he asked as he looked at verosika & her group, who nodded. then derrick got up and walked over to Jacob's table as Jacob & his harem noticed him walk towards them

Derrick: so you two killed Vox & Val, right?

he asked as he referred to jacob & zuzu, who nodded as derrick smiled

Derrick: well you did great, i knew those two were nothing but trouble.

he said as jacob noticed something familiar about derrick

Jacob: wait, why do almost look like wally?

he asked as his harem were looking at derrick

Derrick: oh, i'm his cousin. i have many jobs while wally tried but failed. so what will you be drinking tonight?

he asked

Jacob: well, i'm just gonna have one red whine. don't want to drink too much and get drunk.

he said, making derrick understand as he wrote jacob's order down and looked at his harem

Derrick: i see, and what about the rest of you?

he asked

Jacob's harem: we'll just have what our lover's having.

they said in unison as derrick wrote their orders down as well

Derrick: ok, it'll be ready in a jiff.

he said as he went back to the bar to get red whine and pour it into some glasses for jacob & his harem, then went back to their table and served it to them and when jacob & zuzu took their sip of red whine, they were taken back as they smiled

Zuzu: woah, this tastes great.

she said with an adorable smile

Jacob: yeah i kinda like it.

he said while being impressed and derrick smiled while vaggie & charlie were drinking their red whine and loona was texting her dad about being late, same with octavia as they were having a great date at ozzie's

(Moxxie & Millie POV)

in another part of the club, we see moxxie & millie smiling at each other, but mostly moxxie because he hasn't seen blitz at all, meaning that he understood that it was his and millie's night to be without him

Moxxie: you know something, millie? i haven't seen blitz follow us or in the club, i feel...happy.

He said as millie smiled adorably

Millie: see, i told ya.

she said

(back with jacob's table)

we see jacob & his harem having a great time with each other until jacob heard mother nature telling him to use to take a leak

Jacob: oh, ok for the first time after drinking red whine i need to take a leak. apple, coco, is there a bathroom in this place?

he asked to them, who smiled & nodded

Apple: yep, me and coco will take you there, right sis?

she asked to coco, who smiled

Coco: yep.

she said as they and jacob got up and lead him to the bathroom

(in the bathroom)

as jacob thanked coco & apple for taking him to the bathroom, he went inside and while he was taking a leak in the urinal, he turned and sees two incubi walk in and, if you've seen that cop scene in the simpsons movie, you'll know what they did

(this is the video)

Jacob: that was wierd, it almost reminded me of that scene in the simpsons movie....eh.

he ''eh'ed'' as he finished his leak and zipped his pants up and left the bathroom

(outside of the bathroom)

after he left the bathroom, he was walking to his table and sat down, then noticed octavia being worried, thus making him worried too

Jacob: you ok?

he asked to his goetian fiance

Octavia: i'm just worried about my dad since he's alone and, well...you know.

she said, then jacob placed his hand on her shoulder

Jacob: it's ok octavia, i know your dad has marriage problems because of his bitch wife/your bitch mother, stella. but hey, if he manages to get a divorce, i'm sure he'll find someone else that's WAY better than her, maybe a new mom or dad for you if that happens.

he said

Octavia: really?

she asked

Jacob: really.

he said as octavia kissed jacob and he kissed her in return, then suddenly

???: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! i see some sexy faces around here tonight. Welcome welcome to OZZIE'S!!!! lust land's number one-

while he was his grand appearance, jacob noticed that octavia was having eyes filled with fear, even the rest of his harem noticed her eyes as well

Jacob: is there something wrong, sweetie?

he asked

Octavia: no Fucking way, not him.

she said as she hid her face under her menu

Zuzu: octavia, who is that?

she asked, and then...

Fizzaroli: I am the one and only Fizzaroli. some of you may recognize this dashing clown face of my numerous toy-botic replicas across the former rings of the heliverse. Gloriously designed by the king himself and, uh. (rolls up a sleeve, revealing a robot limb) ribbed for your pleasure tonight.

he said as jacob & zuzu are having wide eyes in shock

Jacob: that's fizzaroli? that clown imp you told me & zuzu about after you moved in at my house?

Octavia: the one and only, he's the reason why i stopped going to loo loo land before it got burned down.

she said as she hugged jacob and zuzu glared at the clown imp-cyborg

Fizzaroli: but as everyone's warming up, i got a funny one for ya'll. Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?

he asked as everyone (minus jacob & his harem) started laughing

Fizzaroli: oh yeah, wow. i sure like to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that offbrand shit hole and slap a fats of beta in it cuz i'm sure looking Very much to sue.

he said as octavia looked away nervously because after she moved in with jacob, she told charlie that blitz, moxxie & millie were the ones that burned loo loo land down, charlie forgave them after she found out and told them to not do the same to other theme parks in the world because she doesn't want a repeat of loo loo land

Fizzarolli: that robo me made us more money than the ones we sell to get you freaks off if you know what i mean.

he said as he started laughing maniacally until he heard one of his fans laughing

Fizzaroli fan: i know what you mean. I HAVE FOUR OF 'EM!!!!!!

he said as he started chuckling to himself as Fizzaroli moved the mic away from his mouth

Fizzaroli: ok, keep that guy far away from me. (moves mic back) so without wasting anymore time, our little opening act is a fresh one coming at us from the Wrath Land, give it up for Moxxie....with no creative stage name whatsoever.

he said as moxxie got up from his seat and walked over to the stage as jacob smiled

Jacob: finally, i've been waiting to hear one of his songs.

he said as he rubbed his hands togethor, making his harem widen their eyes in shock

Vaggie: he's gonna what?

she asked in shock as his harem sees moxxie pulling out his guitar

Sallie: oh no...this isn't gonna be good.

she said, not knowing what will happen next

Moxxie: Hello Everyone- (feedback from microphone) OH, (clears throat) hi, thank you for letting me be here, it's an honor to play.

Derrick: DUDE, JUST SING ALREADY!!!!

Wally: (from the bar) yeah, hurry up, bullet. i say, i say.

he said while being drunk as jacob looked at derrick with a ''WTF'' face

Derrick: sorry about that.

he apologized

Jacob: don't do it again, derrick.

he said sternly and looked back at moxxie

Moxxie: this song if for my beautiful wife, a suprise for our first anniversary...i love you millie.

he said as millie was having a smile of joy on her face, then moxxie started singing, which jacob, zuzu & wendy find it very nice to hear until jacob noticed that everyone around them looked like they didn't like it, then noticed verosika having a worried look on her face

Jacob: you ok?

he asked to verosika

Verosika: i'm just worried that moxxie might be in trouble by him and might ruin his song.

she said worryingly

Jacob: but who would want to ruin his song?

he asked as he then hears fizzaroli and a new voice repeatedly saying ''i love you'' until that new voiced revealed himself to be....asmodeous, the owner of OZZIE's nightclub and jacob & his harem were shocked at how tall he is, even charlie's eyes widened in horror at seeing him

Jacob: (whispered) who the f*** is that turkey?

he asked to verosika

Verosika: that's asmodeous, the club's owner?

she said, shocking zuzu & wendy

Zuzu: that's asmodeous?!

she asked in shock

Wendy: then why is he ruining moxxie's song?

she asked as she's looking at what she just said

Verosika: because he hates love songs

she said nervously

Jacob: why didn't you say anything before we got here?

he asked, trying not to be mad

Milky: you never asked.

she said

Kat: plus, we kinda forgot to tell you, sorry.

he said/apologized nervously

Jacob: (sigh) ok, we can you atleast stop him?

he asked

Ace: well, if we do, we'll get kicked out and never come back.

Josh: and we mean ''Never''.

they said as jacob had an idea

Jacob: (gasp) lightbulb, derrick?

Derrick: yes?

Jacob: you work here, right? then does this place have a sound room?

he asked as derrick started to realized what jacob's thinking as he smirked

Derrick: oh yeah, just go up the stairs and you'll find it in no time.

he said

Jacob: thanks.

he said as he got up from his seat, but charlie stopped him

Charlie: no jacob, i know you beat valentino but you can't beat asmodeous. so please don't.

she begged

Jacob: and risk moxxie & millie's anniversary to be ruined, no thanks and i won't allow them to let it happen and let those two get away with it.

he said as charlie gasped softly

Crymini: well, it's not like you have a song that can overpower him, right?

she said, but when she looked at jacob...

Jacob: actually, i have a whole playlist of love songs on my spotify.

Crymini: you serious?

Jacob: yeah. (looks at charlie) and don't worry, i'll be careful.

he said as charlie smiled and let him go as he went through the doors to go to the sound room, hoping that the song he'll find will put asmodeous in his place, Fizzaroli included

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