(in the Pride land)

we see the ferry entering the docks as vehicles and a tour bus drove off of said ferry and said bus had jacob & his harem in it, even wendy as she was awestruck at seeing the place they're at

Wendy: this is where you guys live? i thought it would be like, you know...horrorific or something.

she said

Kiki: well, it's not, but you're about to see more.

she said with a smile as wendy shrugged her shoulders

Wendy: ok.

she said as jacob then thought of something about how to verosika knew asmodeous

Jacob: wait, verosika. how did you get asmodeous to invite us and when did you start working for him?

he asked

Verosika: both questions are very simple to answer...i started working for him after i became a singer and after i got invited here, i thought it would be a good idea to invite you and the rest of the harem as our valentine's date.

she explained, making jacob understand her answer

Jacob: i see.

he said while nodding as vaggie smiled, until she spotted charlie being nervous and placed her hand on her shoulder, making charlie smile

soon, the bus stopped at a station made out of gold, making jacob puzzled on why they're here at a station

Jacob: uh, are we suppost to go to the lust land? would it be easier just to drive there?

he asked

Josh: well, to be honest, this is the only way to get there.

Ace: you see, before our worlds merged togethor, there isn't a road to get to ozzie's or the other former rings.

they both said

Zuzu: then how to demons get there anyway?

she asked curiously

Milky: we use elevator 666.

she answered

Wendy: how does it work?

she asked as she tilted her head

Crymini: it's easy, it just takes you to wherever land/former ring and you'll be there in no time.

she said as she placed her hands on her hips, making jacob smile and frowned as he thought of something

Jacob: that's great, but ever since our world's merged, the rings aren't rings anymore, meaning it can't go up and down like it used to.

Apple: actually, queen lilith had an idea about the elevator. instead of the elevator going up & down, it just goes sideways from now on.

she said as she & coco smiled at jacob, who was suprised

Jacob: really? kind of sounds like she turned it into a subway train.

he said

Kat: that's what i though to.

he said as they enter the inside of the station

(elevator 666)

As the group went inside of the station, they see that the interior is completely made out of gold

(like this)

Intercom: elevator 666, departing for lust (then moans) in 5 minutes.

she said, making jacob, zuzu & wendy weirded out at hearing that tone in the last part of what the intercom lady said

Jacob: ok either's she's getting banged by someone while doing her job, or she's f***cking herself while doing her job.

he said while being weirded out

Zuzu: yeah, i can't even tell. demon women are kinda weird...no offense to all of you.

she said

Jacob's harem: None taken.

Helsa: but you are right, everyone of us females of our species are like that.

she said as coco & apple nodded in agreement as they enter the elevator-turned-subway train and sat down as it started departing for the lust land. but what they didn't know is that Moxxie & Millie are on the same subway as well as Moxxie was worried about feeling that Blitz might be hiding somewhere

Millie: Moxx, it's ok.

she said as she placed her hand on her husband's shoulder

Moxxie: it's not, blitz could be hiding somewhere, watching us.

he said as he looked around

Millie: i'm sure he isn't, he might be working at the police station right now.

she said as moxxie smiled after starting to think that

Moxxie: yeah, maybe you're right.

he said as they both kissed

(Back with Jacob, his harem, & verosika's crew)

Jacob: so, when do you think we'll be arriving at lust.

then suddenly, the subway stopped moving and the doors opened

Josh: right now, actually.

he said as everyone got up and exit the subway, then jacob spotted a succubus, who looks like she's waiting for someone, then spotted a perverted imp demon walking up to her and as he attempted to grab her, she pulled her arm away and the pervy imp started bothering her, making jacob walk up to them as he could't stan for it

Jacob: hey, leave her be.

he said politely

Perv imp: hey, mind your own business.

he said rudely, making jacob mad at this imp

Jacob; leave her alone, or else.

he threatened

Perv Imp: or else what, you weak fuckstain?

he insulted, making jacob have enough of this imp and lose his cool

Jacob: OK, THAT'S IT!!!!

he said angrily as he smashed his hand on his gauntlet and turned into , well the main villain from the mario game franchise, Bowser

Bowser: (pounds fists togethor) so, what will it be? either be burnt to a crisp, or give you the boot? you can't pick both.

he asked threateningly, making the pervy imp run away in fear as bowser turned back to jacob and looked at the succubus, staring at him in shock

Jacob: you ok?

he asked

???: uh yeah, i am. are you Jacob Mcfoley?

she asked

Jacob: that's my name, don't wear it out.

he said, making the succubus giggle

Jacob: what's your name?

he asked

Beth: my names Beth.

she said her name, making jacob smile

Jacob: nice name, are you waiting for someone?

he asked

Beth: just my boyfriend, that's all.

she said as jacob nodded

Jacob: well, hope you have a great time.

he said as he walked away and back to the group

Verosika: what was that about?

she asked

Jacob: just someone being bothered by an imp, but i took care of it.

he said as his harem smiled at jacob doing the right thing and walked out of the station and see the lust land. as jacob, zuzu & wendy see the place, they were smiling impressively

Jacob: jesus, this place is almost like las vegas.

he said as vortex looked at him

Vortex: what's that?

he asked

Zuzu: just a place where people gamble and play games to win money.

she answered

Vaggie: i think it's a waste of time.

she grumbled as she crossed her arms

Jacob: sorry vaggie, i don't know what to tell ya except that we can't do anything to change it, it's kind of their thing. (looks at verosika) so, how are we gonna get to ozzie's since we don't have a bus?

he asked as he noticed verosika smirking

Verosika: oh you'll see.

she said as suddenly, a limo pulled up as jacob & his harem (minus verosika & her crew) were stunned

Wendy: ....WOAH!!! now that is a limo.

she said while being impressed as they enter the limo & drive to ozzie's

(french voice: meanwhile at Olive Garden)

at the Olive Garden in San Diego, we see denver, charlotte & blitz stand in front of the restaruant as blitz was staring at the place in confusion

Blitz: huh, i never seen this place before. what food do they serve here?

he asked as he looked at the human couple

Denver: italian food, the finest ever made.

he said

Charlotte: the service here is great, we come here every occasion or when our families visit us.

she said, making blitz smile and start having a craving for italian food after thinking about it

Blitz: hmm, maybe i can try it out some other time after today.

he said as he crossed his arms

Denver: wait till you see the inside.

he said as they walk towards the entrance

once they entered the restaraunt, blitz was stunned at seeing how great Olive Garden's interior is

(like this)

Denver: so what do you think?

he asked

Blitz: what do i think? This place looks amazing.

he said while smiling

Charlotte: we told you it's a great place.

???: ah, Mr and Mrs Anderson, nice to see you again.

they then see a 26 year old man with the name ''Conner'' on his nametag

Conner: great to see you again since we have a lot of new customers coming in on valentine's day. so table for two?

he asked

Denver: actually, i have a friend/co-worker with me, he was trying to spy on two other co-workers of mine since today is also (then whispers) their one year marriage anniversary.

he said, making Conner understand

Conner: oh, i see. well in that case i'll tell my boss and my co-workers about this and to keep an eye on...what's his name?

he asked

Charlotte: his name is Blitz, Conner.

she said his name as blitz said ''who? me?'' in the background

Conner: thanks, Charlotte. right this way you three.

he said as they followed him as blitz started to make a call to a certain goetia prince (aka: Stolas)

(at the Goetia Castle in Wrath)

we see stolas pouring milk in a cereal bowl and sighed depressingly while his bitch wife, stella is with her friends and octavia is with jacob on a date at OZZIE'S as he carried the bowl, turned on the tv to a demon show called Hella-novela'' and slumped down on the couch as he hooted

Gabriella (on TV): ah, why won't you love me allejandro.

she cried on the tv as she sniffed sadly

Stolas: that's a mood, Gabriella.

he said as he ate his spoonful of cereal and heard that his phone was having a call and as it emitted smoke saying ''blitzy is calling'' , he choked on his spoon at seeing his name, then started coughing the spoon out, stumbled on the couch as he dropped his cereal bowl and answered the phone

Stolas: H-he-hello, hello blitzy.

he said cheerfully

(back with blitz)

Blitz: stolas, hey you-uh (whispers) shit (out loud) you busy tonight?

he asked

(back with Stolas)

stolas: well, my daughter is out on a date with jacob & his harem and....um (blinks) why do you ask?

he asked after not knowing why blitz is calling him

(back with blitz again)

Blitz: i was wondering if you....wanted to come join me, along with Denver & his wife to a restaraunt called Olive Garden tonight.

he said why he's calling stolas

(back with stolas)

after stolas heard what blitz said to him over the phone, he began to realized what's going on

Stolas: are you...(then blushes lightly) asking me on a date, blitzy?

he asked while smiling

(back with Blitz...again)

Blitz: i supposed that's what's happening. look, how fast can you get to be here?

he asked

(back with stolas...again)

stolas: i can be ready in twenty.

he said as he went through his closet

Blitz (on speaker): alright, fantastic see you soon.

he said

Stolas: i'll see Youuu, blitzy.

he said as he started getting ready

(back at Olive Garden)

we see blitz standing at the parking lot after he told denver & his wife that he called stolas and said he'll be coming to Olive Garden as a double date, which they agreed to the idea and thought it'd be fun

Blitz: come on, come on, come on.

he said frustratingly until a portal opened behind him

Stolas; oh Blitzy...I'm here.

he said as he's in his suit for the double date

(looks like this if you already know)

then a spotlight shined over blitz

Blitz: wow...that's a bit overkill, don't you think?

he asked as stolas started chuckling nervously while fixing his suit

Stolas: i just wanted to look a little nicer, this is our first real date, after all.

he said

Blitz: oh yeah, i guess it is, huh? well denver & his wife charlotte are waiting for us so let's go in.

he said bluntly as they walk towards olive garden togethor

end of chapter, hope ya'll liked it.