Psych


A/N: Have any of you seen Psych? This a crossover between Criminal Minds and Psych. Psych started airing in 2007 and the last season started airing in 2014. So pick between seasons 3-11 of Criminal Minds. I would personally chose season 4, closer to the beginning of Psych. I have to honest with you, I haven't seen all of Pysch. Oh and I don't think Shawn Spencer and Spencer Reid are the same age but just pretend they are.


Crossover


Word Count: 2,532


You were in Santa Barbara visiting your old friends, Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster aka Gus. You were on your way back to your hotel from dinner when you got a call from Hotch.


You answered the phone, "What's up Hotch?"


Hotch told you, "We've got a case and we need you on the next flight to Santa Barbara"


"I'm already in Santa Barbara, Hotch"


"Good, meet us at the station"


You hung up the phone and told your friends, "We need to go to the station"


Gus who was driving asked, "What? Why?"


"My team has been invited to investigate a case"


Shawn remarked, "The chief seriously invited the feds in? I never thought she'd do it"


"Yeah well after three bodies, you can only trust your abilities so much" you commented.


Shawn was a psychic private detective. He wasn't actually a psychic obviously. He just pretended he was but somehow the police department actually believed him. Maybe because he was so good at his job that the department didn't want to not believe him.


Shawn said, "Well I've never worked with the FBI before but there's a first time for everything"


You stated, "Shawn, you're not helping with the case"


"Oh come on. We can get a little partner action. I could use someone to pick up the slack!"


"Hey!" exclaimed Gus.


Gus was Shawn's partner.


"Sorry, I don't do partners. I prefer to work with a team" you remarked.


You and your friends went to the station. Your team wasn't there yet but they would be soon.


"Spencer, what are you doing here?" asked who you could only guess was Detective Lassiter.


"And who's this? Your girlfriend?" asked Juliet.


"Oh no. I'm Agent L/n from the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI" you flashed your badge.


Shawn remarked, "That's right I have a friend in the FBI who just happens to be a very beautiful women"


"And now you're leaving"


"Oh come on!"


"Fine you can stay until my team comes then you're leaving"


You went to an evidence conference room place to review the case. Three high risk victims. All brunette women killed in the houses. No signs of forced entry. Last seen out a busy clubs, probably where they met the unsub. They were all stabbed to death but shallow marks. Hesitation marks. No signs of sexual assault.


Your current working theory was the unsub charmed them and they went back to their house where he killed them.


His timetable was changing. The first body was found a month ago. The second a week ago. The last one was found earlier today.


Three weeks apart to one week apart. Another body was going to show up in the next couple of days if you didn't catch him soon.


"Wow, these women are hot"


"Shawn, they're dead. And there is going to be another victim if this guy isn't caught soon"


"What does make sense to me is why he didn't sleep with them first before killing them"


"Shawn! Don't speak ill of the dead"


"I'm not"


Your secret boyfriend Spencer Reid came in with Hotch and pointed to Shawn, "Who are you?"


Shawn got up and shook Reid's hand, "I'm Shawn Spencer, psychic detective"


Reid shook back, "Dr. Spencer Reid, supervisory special agent"


"Psychic?" questioned Hotch who came in with Reid.


You said, "Now it's time for you to go, Shawn"


Shawn argued, "You said to go when your team came. And last time I checked your team had more than two other people on it"


Hotch said, "Prentiss and Morgan are checking out the last crime scene and Rossi's at the morgue. JJ's talking to the chief"


"Then I guess I'm staying until they get here"


"Shawn, we really should go" said Gus.


You really needed him to leave. You liked to keep your personal life separate from your professional life and right now Shawn was blurring the lines between the two. Granted you already did that when you started dating Spencer Reid.


You told Shawn, "Gus is right, now leave before I make you leave"


Shawn said, "Alright, we'll go and not because we're scared of you or anything. It's because we want to"


You knew it was because they were scared of you. One time when you were younger, somebody beat Shawn and Gus up and then you beat them up for beating your friends up. Ever since then, everyone knew not to mess with you.


After Shawn and Gus left, Reid asked you, "How do you know those guys?"


You answered, "Shawn and Gus are old friends of mine"


"Just friends?"


"Yeah, just friends"


You and your team worked on the case until Hotch decided it was too late and to continue in the morning. You were staying at a different hotel then the others. Spencer offered to take you back to your hotel.


You arrived at your hotel room and invited Spencer in. When you woke up the next morning, you looked over to your side and saw that it was empty. You got dressed quickly and messed with your hair a bit. You headed down to the lobby to get breakfast. You were starving and needed food before you would really get ready.


You were making a waffle at the continental breakfast. It wasn't quick but who doesn't like waffles?


Shawn remarked, "Hey, you know what goes great with a delicious waffle? Pineapple!"


You turned around and Shawn gave you a pineapple.


You set down the pineapple, "What are you two doing here?"


"We're visiting a friend, oh hey that's you" Shawn remarked.


*insert really cool psych effect of Shawn noticing your messy hair, an unusual bruise on your neck, and the fact that you're wearing a men's shirt*


You asked, "What are you doing? Don't look at me like that Shawn"


"Looking at you like what?" asked Shawn.


"Like you're profiling me or in your case using your psychic abilities to find stuff out about me"


Gus stated, "I'm sure that's not why Shawn was doing"


"No I wasn't. I wouldn't do that to you" said Shawn.


You got your waffle out of the waffle maker, "Listen guys, I'm just going to eat breakfast real quick and then get ready for work. I don't have much time to talk"


You got a call from Hotch. There was another body, Angelica Sky was murdered in her house. It was only ten minutes from your hotel.


"They just found another body. I've got to go" you told your friends.


Gus said, "You can't skip breakfast! It's the most important meal of the day"


"Who said I was skipping breakfast?" You took your waffle upstairs and starting eating on your way to your room.


You got dressed as fast as you could. You noticed Somger had left a little mark from last night and you covered it up with some foundation.


In the lobby.


"Y/n has a boyfriend" stated Shawn.


"What?" asked Gus.


"Oh come on. Didn't you notice the hickey on her neck?"


"No, what hickey?"


"She was also wearing a dude's shirt and she totally had sex hair"


Gus asked, "How do you know she was wearing a men's shirt?"


Shawn replied, "The buttons were on the right side. If it was her shirt the buttons would've been on the left. I think it's one of her co-workers"


"You're joking right? Y/n would never date one of her co-workers"


"And we're going to figure out who"


Gus and Spencer followed you to the crime scene. They even got out of the car and went inside the house.


"What the heck? Did you guys follow me here?" You asked.


Shawn answered, "I'm just here checking out the scene"


"Who's this?" asked Rossi.


"I'm Shawn Spencer, Psychic detective, and this my partner, Lightning McQueen"


Lightning McQueen? Shawn could've thought of something better.


You corrected, "That's Gus"


"Psychic detective? That's a new one" remarked Rossi.


You remembered that Rossi was not a big fan of psychics.


You told them, "Shawn, Gus, if you guys don't leave now I'll go get Morgan and he can make you guys leave"


Rossi said, "You guys don't want to mess with Morgan, trust me"


"Who's Morgan?" asked Gus.


Right on cue, Morgan came over. He was inspecting the rest of the house while you and Rossi checked out the body.


You pointed to him, "That's Morgan"


Shawn whispered to Gus, "So you think we can take him?"


"No way" Gus whispered back.


"Alright, we're going to go now and not because we're scared of this Morgan guy but because we are choosing to do so"


You knew it was because they were afraid of Morgan.  Morgan could take them easy. After inspecting the body, you went back to the station with Rossi and Morgan. You need the give the profile out. You knew the unsub would kill again and that it would be tonight.


The team gave out the profile. Shawn was there as well. You were looking by for a white male in late twenties. He'd be confident especially with the ladies. He had a lower management job. In these kills, he has total control. But in his job, he doesn't. His confidence stems from his control. His desk and house would be perfect. Nothing out of place. He was meticulous and would take any counter measure to make sure he wasn't caught so there wouldn't be any evidence at his house.


Shawn started shaking his arms, "Hmm, I'm getting something here, a strong vibration"


"What is it Shawn?" you asked.


"The trash, angels and a sky"


Juliet asked, "Are you telling us we should go check Angelica Sky's trash?"


Shawn said, "I'm just telling you what I am feeling"


"Alright, I guess we can go check it out"


"I'll come with" you added.


Rossi remarked, "Y/n, you can't seriously believe this guy"


"I don't believe he's a psychic but I do trust his detective skills"


You went with Detective Juliet O' Hara and your friends back to Angelica Sky's house. You went out back to the trash cans. Juliet opened the trash can and you looked in. There was a bloody knife in it. You grabbed it with a glove and bagged it. You would send it off for testing. See if there were any fingerprints which was unlikely and whose blood was on it.


"Told you"


"I'll call Garcia and tell her about this"


"And I'll call Lassiter"


Juliet called Lassiter to tell him about the knife. Lassiter told your team about the knife. You called Garcia about it and sent the knife to testing. You'd have the results in a matter of hours.


You guys decided to check out the trash cans at the other victims' houses and you found three other bloody knives. You sent them out for testing as well. Your team was updated about the other knives. 


Morgan commented, "I can't believe he was right"


Rossi remarked, "He wasn't right. All he did was be vague about what to check out"


"You just don't like psychics, Rossi" JJ said.


"They're conmen"


"Does he know I can hear him?" Shawn asked Gus.


Gus whispered back, "I don't know but I wouldn't press him. That's David Rossi. He's a famous author. He wrote about his experience in the FBI"


You decided to change the subject, "JJ, how'd the press conference go?"


JJ answered, "Good, I have the profile out and people should be out on alert. I set up a tip line which we should manage now"


The team started managing the tip line. Nothing so far seemed legit. Just people being really precautious. Until Spencer seemed to actually get hit. A cool confident person who was attractive but he didn't talk about his job. He seemed overly confident and was wearing a suit no tie, nothing out of place. He didn't pay with a credit card and all cash. He left with a women who fit the victim type.


You were easily able to identify the victim and unsub because after the murders, some clubs and bars decided to install some cameras. You headed over to the victim's house with your team all in vests.


Morgan broke down the door and you split up. You were the to find him holding a knife over her on the bed.


You yelled at him, "PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!"


He didn't.


You yelled again, "PUT THE KNIFE DOWN OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!"


He dropped the knife and you lowered your gun. You went over and put him in cuffs. You took him downstairs and shoved him in the back of a cop car.


"Impressive work, Y/n" Shawn remarked.


You asked, "What are you doing here?"


Gus suggested, "How about we go out and celebrate?"


"I have plans" you said.


Shawn stated, "Y/n, you came to Santa Barbara to hang out with us. You can't have plans without us"


"Yes I can and I do"


You convinced Hotch to let the team stay for the rest of the day. You went back to your hotel room and got ready for your plans. You wore a sexy black dress and a gray sweater over it with silver heels.


You left your room and immediately bumped into your friends, Shawn and Gus.


Gus told you, "You look nice"


You told them, "Thank you but I don't have time for this right now"


"Of course you do, you're all ready for our plans" said Shawn.


"No, I'm ready for my plans and I'll see you guys later"


You left your friends in the hall and went to your plans. You met your boyfriend at your favorite restaurant in Santa Barbara. He looked amazing as always. You two went and sat down at your table.


The date went really well until it got interrupted by Shawn, Gus, JJ, and Morgan.


Shawn said, "See, what did I tell you? They're sleeping together"


Shawn and Gus fist bumped each other.


You stated, "Shawn! We're not"


"We're not sleeping together" lied Spencer.


"Then how do you explain this?" Asked Shawn.


Shawn got a moist towelette from Gus and wiped your neck which revealed the hickey.


Morgan remarked, "Oh my god, pretty boy's getting some action"


You got out of your chair, "Shawn, I'm going to kill you"


"In those heels, no you aren't" Shawn commented.


You smacked him in the back of the head. Out of all the things he could do, this was the worst.


Shawn said, "Ow, Gus. She just hit him"


Gus replied, "That's what you get for interrupting her date. I'm sorry, Y/n and Dr. Reid. We'll be leaving now"


"Wait wait. Aren't you the least bit curious how guy like that could score a girl like Y/n?"


You answered, "Easy, he's in my league and you are not because I am way out of your league, Shawn"


Shawn commented, "We're leaving and not because we're embarrassed or anything"


Your friends left and you were able to continue your date with Spencer. It ended in your hotel room.

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