Okay so some of these are things I want to make into their own one shots but I'm too lazy/ unmotivated to do so. Others are just one liners I came up with.

A few months ago you were shot and while you were pretty high on pain killers, you accidentally told Reid that you wanted to have sex with him. Oops. You didn't remember the incident of course but Reid did.

Reid looked pretty upset so you went over to him.

You asked, "Are you okay?"

Reid replied, "I'm fine and I know you're only asking me to get into my pants"

Reid stormed off. You had no idea where he got that idea from. You did think he was sexy but you never told anyone that.

You were in love with Spencer Reid. Only problem was he was in love with his girlfriend, Maeve.

You looked toward Reid but asked Hotch, "Have you ever loved someone who was in love with someone else?"

"Yes" answered Hotch.

The team was snowed in. Just great. You all had to hang around the airport until it cleared up.

JJ went over to you, "Now would be a great time to tell Spence how you feel"

"No"

"Are you ever going to tell him?"

"Nope" you popped the p.

"Why not?" asked JJ

"It's not worth the risk"

You and the team were in a small town in Connecticut. You were staying at a small inn. You were just on the couch waiting and talking to your boyfriend, Spencer Reid.

You two got close and kissed. Apparently Morgan was leaning on the doorway.

"Morning" Morgan said before sipping his coffee.

SPENCER'S POV

We were on the jet, heading back to the BAU. I couldn't get Y/n out of my head.

I said, "Hey Morgan"

"Yeah?" Morgan responded.

"I need your help. You see there's this girl and I don't really know how to ask her out"

"Pretty boy's got a crush now? Alright tell me about her"

"It's Y/n"

"Oh, that's a tough one. Just go up to her and ask will you go on a date with me?"

No way. It couldn't be that simple. That was too easy.

I asked to make sure, "Is it really that simple?"

"Yeah it is"

You were back at the BAU after a short break. Your uncle who also worked in the FBI got shot. Rossi had to come over because you weren't answering your phone as you were in the shower with your boyfriend, Spencer. Luckily, Rossi didn't see him.

Reid poured a lot of sugar into his coffee, "I still can't believe he did that though. I'm just glad we didn't get caught"

"Me too" you said.

Morgan snuck up on you two, "Caught doing what?"

"Nothing" you both said at the same time.

You two walked away, trying to contain your laughter.