Drabbles

There's a lot devil's tango in these. No smut though. That seems contradictory but you'll understand once you read them. Mostly dialogue just saying.


"Speaking of Y/l/n, are you two sleeping together? Cause it definitely seems like you are" said Kate.


Reid lied, "What? No. I don't know what you're talking about"


"Okay so she didn't get that hickey on her neck from you then. Morgan has a girlfriend so it wasn't him. Rossi's a little old. I didn't see anyone flirt with her or anything. That just leaves Hotch..."


"Oh god no. He's our boss"


"So that just leaves a male prostitute. But if she wanted to have sex, why didn't she just ask you? I mean you're eyeing her all the time"


"Can we literally talk about anything else?" Reid asked.


"Yeah. So if you're not sleeping with Y/l/n, are you sleeping with anyone?"


"You know what? I am sleeping with Y/l/n and I'm telling you that just so we stop talking about it"




"Oh come on. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that you and Y/n are for lack of a better term, screwing each other"remarked Rossi.


Reid said, "Don't tell Hotch"


"Oh I'm sure he already figured it out"


"You don't he's going to fire us do you?"


"No. You two are way too valuable to team to fire just because you're sleeping together"



You had gotten in a fight with the unsub but you were able to get him in cuffs. You got hurt bad. You had bruised ribs, a busted lip, red knuckles, and your head was bleeding.


You were getting checking out by the EMT when Reid came over.


"Hey, are you okay?" He asked.


You answered, "A little busted up but I'll be okay"


"I never should've let you go alone. I should've gone with you"


"It's not your fault. You couldn't have known that the last victim's brother was the unsub and you were busy at the coroner's office with Morgan. You may be a genius but you don't know everything"


"May be a genius? I am a genius" remarked Reid.


"I know. It's one of the many reason why.." you stopped.


"Why what?"


"Why I love you"


"I love you too"





Kate told the two of you, "It doesn't take a genius to figure you two are sleeping together"


You guys weren't just sleeping together. You were dating, boyfriend girlfriend kind of thing.


You started, "We're not-"


"I love her" said Reid.


Did he just say that he loves you? You guys have never said that to each other.


"Oh so you guys are like in love? That's cool. Just don't let this happen again" Kate walked out the room.





Friends with benefits. That's what you and Dr. Spencer Reid were. After the first time, you guys just decided to pretend it never happened. But that was hard to do so it happened again. There was just something about him that made you want to rip all his clothes off.


Maybe it was the fact that he's a doctor. Doctors are very sexy. That was just fact.


Every time he played with his lip, you just wanted him to stop. It was such a distraction and you were trying to work.


You guys didn't want to ruin your friendship with romance and all that but you still wanted to do the devil's tango. You two mutually decided on being friends with benefits. You did have romantic feeling for him but you didn't want to confess and stop having sex with him.


That was until he said I love you while you two were (you can fill in the blank)


Instead of questioning it and freaking out like a normal person would, you told him, "I love you too"


"Really?"


"Yes"




"Come over here" your friend Kate dragged you over to some guy.


He was pretty cute. You guessed he worked with Kate.


She introduced the two of you, "Y/n, this is Spencer Reid. Spencer, this is Y/n L/n"


"Hi" he said.


"Great" Kate flapped her hands before leaving the two of together alone.





Your phone rang and you were not there to pick it up so your sister, Emma, answered it for you. It was your gynecologist friend, Sadie,


Sadie said, "Congratulations , Y/n, you're pregnant"


"Oh my god. Y/n's pregnant?" exclaimed Emma.


"Why are picking up someone else's phone?" asked Sadie.


Emma told her, "Call back in five minutes and we will agree to lie to my sister for the rest of our lives"


"Oh, god. You're gonna be in my office throughout the pregnancy, aren't you?"


Sadie called back fives minutes later and you were still not there to pick it up. Instead JJ picked it up and she was with your boyfriend, Spencer.


"Hello?" said JJ.


"Y/n, you're pregnant!" exclaimed Sadie


JJ said, "Oh my god. Y/n's pregnant!"


"Who the hell is this?"


"Sorry, I'm JJ, a friend of Y/n's"


"Tell Y/n to call me. I've got to get back to work" Sadie hung up the phone.


"Y/n's pregnant?" questioned Spencer.


"Congrats" shrugged JJ.






















Okay I may have taken that last one from New Girl but still. I hope you enjoyed them and longer actual fics are coming.

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