I don't need friends. They dissapoint me *insert akward dance here*

So pretty much I'm just going to play out some conversation ideas with the sanses to see how it works out. This is just a test for some stuff I'm doing outside of wattpad (I'm trying scripts) this is total shitpost nothing about this is serious. Its going to be serval skits so watch out!


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Cross: What's the best thing to put in bathtub?


Nightmare: a toaster


Cross:


Nightmare:


Cross:


Nightmare:


Cross: *sighs* why do I even try?


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Killer: Who ate my pizza?


Dust: *wipes crumbs off his face* it was Horror


Horror: Dude! Why you lying like that?


Killer: Horror- why did you eat my pizza!?


Horror: I didn't eat it! *runs away as Killer chases him with a knife*


Dust: *laughs* I love this. Now where are Blue's cupcakes?


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(This was has been a running gag for me)


Ink: hey error?


Error: *groans* wHaT?


Ink: If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?


Error:


Ink:


Error:


Ink:


Error: wHy tHe fUcK aRe YoU aSkInG mE tHeSe ThInGs??


Ink: *shrugs* it's fun watching you destroy yourself over things like this


Error: I aLwAyS qUeStIoN wHy I lOvE yOu


Ink: *smiles* I know


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Geno: Where's the apple sauce!?


Reaper: Why do you need apple sauce?


Geno: I'm raising greedy ass kids, including you, and evidently the apple juice didnt solve anything so I'm getting apple sauce.


Reaper: just get me some coffee, the others can suffer.


Geno: No, your suffering too.


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Geno: *straightening a cover* Reaper does this cover look straight?


Reaper: Geno, it's on our bed. How could the cover be straight?


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Dust: Ink, how do I know if Blue's mad at me?


Ink: knock on his door


Dust: *knocks*


Blue, from inside his room: Dust I swear I will fucking murder you-


Ink: oh yeah he's mad. I suggest you start running.


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Ink: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU FUCKERS- AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME! REeEeE-


Nightmare: how do you deal with this 24-7?


Error: I sToPpEd qUeStIoNiNg MySeLf LoNg AgO


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Nightmare: Cross don't do it


Cross:


Nightmare: Cross please.


Cross:


Nightmare: Cross I swear


Cross: *smiles and looks at waitress* Hi yes I'd like the fried octopus-


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Hater: Your a slut


Lust: At least I've got something to describe me that means something


Horror: *whispering* Lusty no- that's not what that- you know what whatever
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Dream: What's an anime?


Killer: *busts through door* DID I HEAR ANIME!?


Nightmare, from across the room: Killer I swear-


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Blue: what would happened if I swore?


Dream: I wouldn't try Blue.


Blue: mmmmm......ok


Also Blue: FUCK!


Dust: *Bursts through wall* WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT MY PRECIOUS CINNAMON BABY THAT WORD-


Dream: it was probably you, Dust-


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Dust, Horror, and Killer: *chanting bible verses while surrounding Error*


Error: *unholy screeching*


Nightmare: how the fuck did I end up with these idiots?


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Cross: does your goop taste like apple sauce?


Nightmare: Cross, its 4 in the fucking morning. GO TO SLEEP


Cross: aww. Can I at least taste it?


Nightmare:


Cross: please?


Nightmare: Cross I fucking swear-


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Well that's all folks, have a good time and I'll try and update as soon as possible!

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