incorrect quotes (3)

A/N: i have not uploaded this in forever, before i write an actual oneshot i should try to re-meet the characters and make them more.. in character..

therefore, i still miss my bsd boys so take these for now QOWNOQNDIF

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chuuya: what movie is this?
dazai: i love you man
chuuya: i love you too, but seriously what's this movie called?
dazai: I LOVE YOU MAN
chuuya: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO

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atsushi: i've had a haircut that i've regretted.
higuchi: is it the one you have now?
atsushi: no.
higuchi: well it should be.

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atsushi: i-
akutagawa: i don't know what you were about to say but you're wrong.

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atsushi: damn i could use a drink right about now.
dazai: you're pouring apple juice into a wine glass.
atsushi: YEAH AND WHAT ABOUT IT??

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fukuzawa: i left instructions for everyone while i'm gone.
dazai: mine just says "dazai, no."
fukuzawa: i want you to apply that to every possible situation.

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akutagawa: i really like eminem.
atsushi: i prefer skittles.
kyouka: i think he's talking about the rapper.
atsushi: why would you eat the wrapper??

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chuuya: it's okay bro just be yourself.
akutagawa: i-
chuuya: no fuck not like that

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tachihara: are you okay?
chuuya: i have this headache that keeps coming and going.
dazai: HEY GUYS
chuuya: here it comes again

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dazai: please, am i ever wrong?
kunikida: yes.
yosano: absolutely.
chuuya: all the time.

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*a thud from the stairs*
yosano, walking into the room: what was that noise?
ranpo: my shirt fell.
yosano: sounded heavier than a shirt.
ranpo: i was in it when it fell.

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atsushi: *smiling widely*
chuuya: what's up with you today?
atsushi: akutagawa told me the "e" in my name stands for educated!
dazai:
chuuya:
dazai: i'm gonna tell him
chuuya: don't you dare

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poe: what are you doing?
ranpo, standing on a chair: i live here and i can stand on whatever i want.
poe: where's the spider?
ranpo: it's under the table. please get it for me, please.

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dazai: let me introduce myself, i'm osam-
chuuya: hey guys
dazai: gay

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