these are just so exciting for me man

soukoku, shin soukoku, ranpoe as usual

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ranpo: this is my special place, i come here when i'm having a rough day
poe: thank you for showing this to me, it means a l-
ranpo: nah i'm kidding, we're lost.

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dazai: *accidentally hits chuuya*
chuuya: you wanna fucking die?
dazai [mumbling]: yeah, pretty much
chuuya, softly: dazai, we've talked about this..

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chuuya: DAZAI YOU BASTARD
dazai: chuuya?
akutagawa: JINKO!!
atsushi: akutagawa?
kenji: TOMATOO
all:
kenji: huh, what is it? i thought we were calling out the things we loved

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akutagawa: why are you squeezing me with your body
atsushi: it's a hug, akutagawa. i'm hugging you.
akutagawa, with tears in his eyes: this feels nice

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atsushi: hey.. dazai? what time is it?
dazai: i dunno, pass me that saxophone and i'll find out
dazai: *blows saxophone loudly*
chuuya: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 4AM
dazai: it's 4am, atsushi.

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psychic: reading chuuya's mind
chuuya: I LOV- HATE DAZAI, I LOV- HATE DAZAI, I LOV- HATE DAZAI, I LOV- HATE DAZAI, I LOV- HATE DAZAI, I LOV- HATE DAZAI-
psychic:
psychic: i've had enough.

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dazai: you should appreciate the little things in life, like chuuya
chuuya: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THAT YOU WASTE OF BANDAGES
dazai: what are you gonna do? punch me in the knee?

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dazai: why do we always fight over stupid shit
chuuya: because you have an obsession with saying stupid shit

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akutagawa: chuuya? did you drink last night?
chuuya: ...no?
akutagawa: you asked dazai if he was single..
akutagawa: and you cried when he said no
chuuya:

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dazai: chuuya, please listen to me
dazai: i said i was sorry
dazai: i never meant to hurt you
chuuya: sorry doesn't bring my fucking skittles back dazai.

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dazai: you wanna know what the most beautiful thing is?
chuuya: what
dazai: repeat the first word again
chuuya: the first word again
dazai: yeah, say it
chuuya: it
dazai:

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fyodor: *walks down the street, humming*
fyodor: *suddenly stops and screams*
policeman: sir, are you okay?
fyodor: dear lord no. pardon me, i just saw an act of kindness.

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atsushi: that's a beautiful rock dazai!
dazai: chuuya gave it to me!
chuuya: I LITERALLY THREW THAT AT YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE PISSING ME OFF

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poe: make sure to put a sweater on karl so he won't get cold
ranpo: okay, will do
poe: put a beanie on him as well please, i don't want his head to get cold
ranpo: ....okay....
poe: oh and here are his socks to keep his feet warm
ranpo internally: what the fuck-

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dazai: i have high standards
atsushi: is that so..
akutagawa, looking at chuuya: does that look high to you?

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kouyou: what did you do on your first day off?
chuuya: i went for a nice hike
kouyou: what did you really do?
chuuya:
chuuya: drank 4 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs

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dazai, jumping over his problems:
kunikida: what the hell are you doing
dazai: parkour

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atsushi: asshole you stress me out
akutagawa: who are you talking to?
atsushi: myself
akutagawa:

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atsushi: is 4 a lot?
akutagawa: depends on the context.
akutagawa: dollars? no.
akutagawa: murders? no.
akutagawa: how many times dazai said he was proud of me? yes.

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dazai: you like me or you like me, choose correctly
chuuya: correctly

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junichirou: why is being alive so expensive, im not even having a good time
everyone:
junichirou: i want a refund
junichirou: please?

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kunikida: work smarter, not harder
dazai: thanks, i'll do neither

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*playing twister*
dazai: akutagawa, right hand on red
akutagawa: *ends up right on top of atsushi*
akutagawa: okay, you're doing this on purpose aren't you?
dazai: i stopped ten rounds ago. wondered when you would figure it out

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dazai: people with glasses look smart but have to fail a test to get them
kunikida: listen here you little-

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poe: it was great hearing your voice, i've missed you all day. i love you, bye.
poe:
poe: it was my raccoon.

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akutagawa: accidentally hits atsushi in the face with rashōmon
akutagawa: *trying to ask "are you okay" and say "i'm sorry" at the same time*
akutagawa: ARE YOU SORRY?
atsushi: *choking back tears*

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atsushi: are you doing alright?
dazai: yeah, i'm good
atsushi: well you tweeted about killing yourself 369 times..
dazai: ohh that's just a part of my daily routine

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chuuya: once i was seven years old
chuuya: my mama told me
chuuya: go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely
dazai: hi
chuuya: no, not you.

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alright, i'm done, i hope you guys find these enjoyable <3

i'm thinking about making an akutagawa x reader story in the future!! what's your guys' opinions on it?