the wedding

They got married just a month after, having sex every night until the wedding.
It was arranged in an open field, with people from sonics old strip club dancing while shovelling drugs into themselves.It was perfect. The only time people weren't taking drugs is when sonic was walking down the aisle and when the vows were being said
"Dwayne do you promise to cherish and love sonic until you are parted by death?" Said the priest
"I do"
"And Sonic do you promise to cherish and love Dwayne until you are parted by death?"
"I do"
"Well then you may now.....kiss...MY ASS"
It was Tom.

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